Chapter 041: Cold Salad!
The white lady over there thought for a long time before she tentatively said: "Shangxian, I want to change, but how easy is it to change my habits for many years, can Shangxian teach me?"
"You can take it one step at a time. Shi Fan said, he knew that he must not be in a hurry, this is a big fish, he has to take his time.
"How do you do it step by step?" Bai Suzhen asked reverently.
"Nima!" Shi Fan patted his forehead, brother is still a junior brother, you are a young woman, you ask brother about this kind of thing, don't you think you put the cart before the horse? But he is now a tall immortal, and he can't help but answer, scratching his ears and cheeks and starting to think of a way.
"Huh?" As soon as she turned around, Shi Fan saw the crystal delicate calves under Nalan Xiangxue's nightdress, because she was at home, she naturally couldn't sit on the bed in stockings, so she wore it more casually, and the slippery calves made people feel like they were going to squirt nosebleeds just by looking at them.
In all fairness, Nalan Xiangxue can be called a devil in terms of skin and figure, which is extremely rare.
In a flash of inspiration, Shi Fan had an idea, isn't Bai Suzhen known as having skin as bright as clotted fat and as smooth as a crisp? It shouldn't be worse than Nalan Xiangxue, right?
With this thought, Shi Fan immediately typed, "Bai Niangniang, you can take it step by step, take your time, don't you can't let go? It's always okay to show your calves, right?"
"This ...... It should be possible, but how can it be revealed? If it is self-defeating, it will be very bad to be mistaken for an obscene woman by the prime minister. Bai Suzhen said, couldn't help but look at her calves, and when she thought of walking around with her legs bare, it was too different from her previous image, and her face couldn't help but be covered with a flush.
"Nima!" Shi Fan patted his forehead heavily, you are a woman and a Taoist family to teach me everything, isn't it embarrassing for me to be a brother? He couldn't help but look at Nalan Xiangxue's delicate calves again.
As if sensing that he was looking at himself, Nalan Xiangxue snorted, and pulled the quilt over and covered his lap.
"Hehe, do you think my brother really wants to see you, but he's just looking for inspiration. Seeing the calves under Nalan Beauty's skirt, Shi Fan already had an idea, searched on the Internet for a while, and found a few photos of beautiful women wearing skirts to show their calves.
This stuff is taken from anywhere, and there are many of them on the Internet. In modern society, it is not uncommon to show your calves.
"Bai Suzhen, come here with your ear, and wait for me to have a chance to teach you face-to-face. Shi Fan looked at the photo and was full of confidence, it was strange that he couldn't charm Xu Nerd.
"Listen to the teachings of the immortals!" Bai Suzhen looked pious. Shi Fan immediately sent a few photos over.
The photo was received by Bai Suzhen, although it appeared in the sea of knowledge, it seemed to appear in front of her as clearly, looking at a few sexy and sultry girls in front of her to show her legs, Bai Suzhen was suddenly overjoyed, "Thank you Shangxian, the little girl understands!"
After speaking, Bai Suzhen happily ran into the boudoir.
"Nima, don't you know how to thank the lower immortals, let's make some merit first?" Shi Fan was speechless, women, with a man, she didn't care about anything.
There is no way for people to reward him, look at the time and go to work, Shi Fan reluctantly glanced at the circle of friends of Guanghan Palace, and was about to close WeChat but saw a message, the poster was a god of food:
Heavenly Court has recently promoted a cook, named Yi Ya, this Yi Ya is a must, and good at flattering, even His Majesty's love, I am self-sufficient, with professional skills, I don't like this set, but how can I beat him?
Then the next message rolled out.
At this time, the god of food was circling around in the imperial dining room, babbling and muttering: "Hey, the Jade Emperor is not satisfied with my food, and he will dismiss me from his immortal position if he says that there is no new idea, and he will be fully responsible for the peach banquet. ”
"Cold salad!"
"How do you mix cold salad?" the god of food was taken aback and suddenly realized, "Who is it, who is nearby?"
He immediately pinched his fingers and calculated, it was white, and he couldn't figure out anything, where to go across time and space.
"May I ask which immortal it is, please don't hesitate to give advice, my god of food will be the liver and brain to repay the great favor!"
"You can call me ordinary, yes, calm ping, mortal!"
"Ordinary? ordinary people have their own extraordinary things, return to the basics, the Tao is natural, the more ordinary it is, the more it has great magical powers, and please ask the ordinary immortals to guide the maze. ”
"Isn't it just cold salad? A cucumber is cut into 360 shreds, then mixed with some cold skin, put some bean sprouts, mix some green onions, ginger and garlic, pour some sesame oil, and finally mix it with seafood soy sauce. ”
Because of Bai Suzhen's matter, Shi Fan was already familiar with the road at this time, and he didn't talk nonsense with him, so he directly took a look at Baidu and sent the practice of the Northeast Big Lapid, the Northeast Big Lapis, that is a famous drop, how can you have it in Heavenly Court.
"Shangxian Shangxian, this cucumber and bean sprouts are available in heaven, and sesame oil is not a problem, but how to make cold skin, I have only made cold powder, and what is this seafood soy sauce?"
"Stupid!"
"Yes, yes, the little fairy is dull, please ask the fairy to guide the maze!" The god of food was sincerely afraid, and finally caught a person who was willing to help, where would he let go.
There is no way, Shi Fan took a look at it again, and sent him the method of cool skin, looking at the method of cold skin that appeared in his mind, the god of food slapped his thigh, wonderful, why didn't I expect it, with her cooking skills, it is naturally a little clear, but I haven't seen it.
But after a while, the god of food shouted again, "Shangxian Shangxian, please tell me, what is that seafood soy sauce? Is it made of sea fish?"
"Nima, made of sea fish? or fresh fish, you wait!"
Shi Fan came to the kitchen and took a photo of the side of his bottle of soy sauce with the logo of the flavored soy sauce, which was composed of ingredients, aren't you the god of food?
Shi Fan has a soft spot for seafood soy sauce, which is very expensive, but it tastes very good, especially when mixed with cold dishes and dipped in dumplings, which adds to the taste.
Because he was in a hurry to go to the bar, after taking the photo, Shi Fan walked out, and clicked the send button to send the photo, without noticing at all, the extremely fresh soy sauce behind him, the moment he clicked to send, the white light flashed and disappeared directly from the spot.
"Snake spirit disease!" Looking at him busy and taking photos of soy sauce, Nalan Xiangxue was disdainful, it was just a nerve, what could be done with this gentleman, so unprofessional, it was mixed to the point of taking photos of soy sauce, and it was completely wasted.
"Wife!" Shi Fan suddenly rushed into the room again, "Lend me your car and drive it, I'm getting late." ”
"I'm not your wife, please pay attention to your words!" Nalan Xiangxue corrected his mistake with a serious expression and righteous words.
"Okay Xiangxue, lend me your car keys!"
"Where are you going?"
"Go to the bar!"
"Go to the bar and drive my car to pick up girls, I don't want to borrow it!"