Chapter 040: Xu Nerd hasn't hurt his wife for several years
The matter of Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian fully illustrates the importance of the background in the heavenly court, if you look at the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, because the Weaver Girl has lost her backer, she looks at each other across the Milky Way sadly, and she can only meet once a year.
And Chang'e, although she is known as the god of the moon, dances all over the world, and is in the fairy world, in the end, she is still singing and dancing in Yaochi, just to smile at the immortals, and she has to be picked by the queen mother and the Jade Emperor from time to time, isn't it because she has no background.
Opening the list box, Shi Fan saw Bai Suzhen's message: Hey, the fairy world is cold, the night is long, the poor Xianggong knows how to read every day, and he turns a blind eye to me, a beautiful lady who is known as the first virtuous lady in the world, he hasn't slept with someone for a long time, hey, it's really lonely, when can he become empathetic, and know how to be considerate and love people.
In front of an ethereal fairy hall in Lishan, Bai Niangniang stroked the slippery snow muscle and muttered to herself, and couldn't help but think of the picture of making love with her husband a few days ago, and a touch of blush appeared on her face, aftertaste, but unfortunately this kind of time is too little.
It's a year in the sky, but it's a year on the earth, and in the mortal world, Xu Nerd hasn't hurt his wife for several years, and the white lady can't hold it no matter how virtuous and virtuous she is.
Seeing the empty and lonely White Lady, Shi Fan couldn't help it anymore, the White Lady is a famous lady and virtuous, beautiful, elegant, noble in one, and a bodhisattva with a kind nature, you let such a beautiful woman who everyone admires be empty, lonely and cold, and keep the empty room alone, have you read all the sage books of Xu Xian to the pig?
And he also realized that the legend is unreliable, who said that Bai Niangniang and Xu Xian lived in the Song Dynasty? The Tang Dynasty had soared before, hey, the rumors really can't stand scrutiny, I don't know how many versions have been passed around, but look at her information, respected by the world as the White Niangniang, occupation: early cultivation of immortals, later cultivation of Buddha, main achievements: hanging pot to help the world, apricot forest spring warmth, water flooding Jinshan, and the legend is very reliable.
"It's easy to share a bed, but it's not enough to hook up with him. "Shi Fan snapped a line of words, aren't you known as the white-clothed Shengxue, with skin as white as clotted fat, smooth as crisp, and big watery eyes and bright eyes? Aren't you boasting of being a water hibiscus? It's not easy to hook up with a nerd?
"Hook up with him?" the white lady sighed with her cheeks in her hand, "It's not easy to say, I am recognized by everyone as virtuous and virtuous, beautiful and virtuous, I have always been tall and virtuous, how can I do such a thing?
Hearing the sudden voice, Bai Niangniang subconsciously responded, but suddenly sobered up, "Who?"
Bai Niangniang raised her eyes and looked around, if her heart was heard, it would be repaid, as she said, she has always been tall and accustomed, and it was known that she was stealing Sichun, and the beautiful image accumulated over the years was completely ruined, how do you let people go out?
In fact, this is normal, no matter how good the image is, she is also a woman, of course women have needs, but who made her Shude too respected by the world, how can the center of the boudoir be humane for outsiders?
But after searching for a long time, even the divine thoughts were released, and no shadow of the person was found.
"Poor Dao ......" typed the word "Poor Dao" on the screen, Shi Fan stopped, and thought about it, this time he must no longer reveal that he is a mortal like Chang'e, he must play a little tall, otherwise why fool the immortals? For the sake of seventy-two changes, for the sake of somersault clouds, changes must be made.
"The poor road is ordinary, the world calls me Brother Fan, if you don't mind, you can call me an ordinary immortal!" Shi Fan typed after thinking about it.
"Ordinary immortals, haven't you heard of it!" Bai Niangniang closed her eyes, pinched her fingers, and counted, it was blank, and she couldn't figure out anything.
The other party can use the Yuan Shen to transmit sound, but he can't find the other party, and his mana is many times higher than his own.
Bai Niangniang knew very well at this time, and hurriedly gave a salute, "The little girl Bai Suzhen sees the ordinary immortals, and asks the immortals to guide the maze." ”
"Hmm!" Shi Fan pretended to be profound, "Bai Suzhen, the husband is the life of the man, the foundation of the man, the lustful person, the profit of the person, the profit of the capital, nothing more than food and clothing, food and clothing, far from entertainment, entertainment to the essence, the way of husband and wife, in line with the love of men and women, why can't you let go?
Damn, when he finished speaking, Shi Fan waved his hand and slapped himself, hey, talking to elegant people really cultivates sentiment, he has become so tall that he began to play with the scriptures.
Bai Suzhen listened quietly, the voice like Hong Zhong Da Lu made her feel enlightened and cheerful, think about it, isn't it, her husband and wife have become immortals, have a long life, no life suffering, no lack of five foods, what is missing? Isn't it happiness? Where does happiness come from? In addition to doing good deeds and accumulating merits, if you want to be happy, of course you have to make Xianggong feel a lot of pain.
Although it is a good story for husband and wife to respect each other like guests, but the time is short, what about the long time? A respect for thousands or tens of thousands of years, the two of them are the same as strangers, then they are still happy fart, and it is good not to be together. It's just that Xu Xian is a nerd and doesn't understand the style, so he has to make changes himself.
After figuring out this, Bai Suzhen hurriedly gave a salute, "Thank you for mentioning the fairy, Suzhen has already understood, but ......"
Bai Suzhen's face flushed, "Although the little woman is a snake, she is also a conservative person, and she is too scruples about her original image, although it is easy, it is really not easy to do." ”
"Hey, it's not easy to change her, it's been many years, the habit has been formed, it's really not easy for her to play sexy to hook up with her own man all of a sudden, but for her own merits, for the sake of seventy-two changes, I have to fool!"
Shi Fan scratched his brain, and finally remembered a classic, and then said: "Bai Suzhen, at the beginning of human beings, nature is good, think about it, you are just chasing the source, the sage is also sexual, why are you stubborn?"
"What the immortal said is reasonable, let me think about it!" The white lady paced back and forth in front of the hall, doing ideological struggles, Shi Fan knew that he couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and he was too anxious to expose his stuffing, so in order to maintain his profound image, he could only wait for her.
"Hey, after all, he is not a serious family, and rotten wood cannot be carved, this child is playing. Seeing Shi Fan scratching his ears and cheeks there, searching for something on the Internet, and laughing dryly from time to time, Nalan Xiangxue snorted angrily, and turned his back to her directly.
Although the back of the "wife" is graceful and exquisite, it is seductive, but where does Shi Fan have the leisure to take care of her, he is doing his own life plan.