"The Spring Breeze of Reform Blows All Over the Land", also known as "The King of Poetry", is a ghost animal song made by the UP master of a B station with the sketch material of Uncle Benshan.

After this song was released on station B, it quickly became popular, with an amazing number of clicks, and it may eventually become the video with the highest number of clicks on station B!

This song is actually two and a half minutes long, but only the chorus part is popular on Douyin.

Yes, a song spliced with sketch lines is even divided into a main song and a chorus......

In a few sentences of Douyin Huo, the lines are like this:

[The spring breeze of reform blows all over the ground, blows all over the ground, and the spring breeze blows all over the ground. 】

[The people of China are really competitive, they are really competitive, and the people are really competitive!]

[This world is too crazy, and rats are used as bridesmaids for cats. 】

[Qi Delong, Qi Dongqiang, Qi Delong's Dong Delong. 】

Yu Fan thought for a while: "It shouldn't be difficult for Xiao Lizi to learn how to sing, but he can't write Chinese lyrics!"

Since Xiao Lizi can't learn the Chinese lyrics, why don't you translate the lyrics into English?

Yu Fan had a whim, at this time, there was no English version of "The Spring Breeze of Reform Blowing All Over the Land", if Yu Fan adapted one, even if there was no Xiao Lizi's singing, it would be attractive enough!

“Serveuse。 Yu Fan called the waiter, "Give me a piece of paper and a pen, and prepare a water gun for me." ”

Yu Fan directly gave the waiter a hundred-dollar bill, and soon, he prepared these three things.

Yu Fan threw the water gun to Xiao Lizi, and he began to translate in the noisy nightclub.

How should the phrase "the spring breeze of reform blow all over the ground......" be translated? Open and reform policy, yes, that's how it translates. ”

The translation is good, but how to translate the next "blowing all over the ground, the spring breeze blowing all over the ground"?

"policy, nage (that) policy!"

Yu Fan also added a sentence of Chinese to it, haha.

"The people of China are really angry, it is better to translate into Chinese people so niubi, so niubi, we are so niubi!"

Hahaha, is it okay to translate in a mixture of Chinese and English?

Yu Fan translated with relish, and quickly translated these choruses into English, and then handed them to Xiao Lizi.

"Leonardo, next, I'll teach you to sing this song. ”

Ten minutes later......

Xiao Lizi held a water gun in his left hand and lyrics in his right hand, and began his performance with Yu Fan.

At this time, Zhuo Wu also secretly picked up the mobile phone given to him by Yu Fan and helped Yu Fan shoot the Douyin video.

Xiao Lizi: "Open and reform policy." ”

Yu Fan: "policy, nage (that) policy!"

Xiao Lizi: "Chinese people so niubi!"

Yu Fan: "So niubi, we are so niubi!"

Little Lizi: "Oh, the world just break the new ground, cat and the mouse frickin."

'hang around)"

Little Plum: "Cat so long"

Yu Fan: "Mouse So Strong (Qi Dongqiang)"

Xiao Li Zi and Yu Fan: "Cat so long and the mouse so strong." ”

"Hahaha......" Zhuo Wu finished filming secretly, and he first laughed crazy: "It's because I'm not enough sand sculpture that I don't fit in with you young people." ”

However, Yu Fan is really a genius when it comes to shooting short videos. ”

As Zhuo Wu leaned back and laughed, he didn't notice that the woman named Katie had quietly stolen all three of his mobile phones from his pocket.

After completing the task of stealing the phone, Xiao Lizi and Katie soon left.

As soon as he left, Zhuo Wu casually touched his pocket, and his face turned pale at the moment.

"Oh no, our phones were stolen!"

Yu Fan also pretended to be very panicked: "Isn't it?

"Damn, how did you do it?" Yu Fan complained about Zhuo Wulai.

"It must have been stolen by Xiao Lizi! Go and chase it back, I have a lot of manuscripts in my mobile phone, worth tens of millions!" Zhuo Wu said very nervously.

"Okay, I'll try, you wait for me here. ”

Yu Fan walked in the direction that Xiao Lizi left, and finally met him at the back door of the nightclub.

"Thank you for helping me steal my phone, and on behalf of Apple in the United States, thank you. Yu Fan thanked him very sincerely.

Xiao Lizi felt that Yu Fan must be Apple, so he handed the phone back to Yu Fan: "No thanks, man, I am an American, and it is natural to help our country's brand." ”

Yu Fan took the mobile phone, and now, all the materials of Zhuo Wu have become Yu Fan's private property.

Ten minutes later, Yu Fan ran back out of breath.

"How's it going?" Zhuo Wu asked anxiously.

Yu Fan shook his head: "When I chased after him, I only saw his back, he had already left in the car, I ran for a while, and I couldn't keep up at all." ”

Zhuo Wu looked at Yu Fan with some suspicion, but he didn't say anything, drank a glass of brandy sullenly, and then said, "Let's go back." ”

Tianhai, Jinglai Hotel.

It was one o'clock in the morning, the room was silent, and both of them sat silent.

Zhuo Wu smoked a cigarette and thought about things.

"There is an overlap between the time when Xiao Lizi and Yu Fan went to the toilet, and the two have the possibility of meeting, and Xiao Lizi will not come to us for a drink for no reason. ”

Zhuo Wu has begun to suspect that this mobile phone theft incident has something to do with Yu Fan.

Reminiscent of the past few days, Yu Fan's video likes on Douyin have soared wildly, and he has now received more than 50 million likes, and he has also ranked in the top three of the month.

The gap with Zhuowu, the first place, is not big.

Zhuo Wu guessed that Yu Fan did this in order to take the first place and complete the system task!

"But...... Why?"

Zhuo Wu never understood the reason, why did Yu Fan care so much about this victory?

The penalty for failing a mission isn't severe.

"Could it be...... His system is different from mine?"

Zhuo Wu began to guess such a possibility, whether it was so or not, he concluded that in terms of the system, Yu Fan had some secrets and did not confess to Zhuo Wu!

After being silent for a long time, Zhuo Wu asked Fan very directly: "Yu Fan, do you really want to complete the system task and get the first number of likes on Douyin this month?"

Yu Fan knew that Zhuo Wu had already doubted himself: "Brother Wu, what do you mean? You don't suspect that I asked Xiao Lizi to steal your mobile phone, right? He is a Hollywood star, I don't have this ability!"

Zhuo Wu smiled slightly: "Yu Fan, yes or no, it doesn't really matter, even if it is, I won't blame you." ”

"Oh?" Yu Fan felt that Zhuo Wu's attitude towards this matter seemed to be different from before.

Zhuo Wu sighed and said, "Alas, I'm old, I'm in my 40s, even if I have a system, what can I do through the system?

As soon as Yu Fan was about to speak, Zhuo Wu stretched out his hand, stopped Yu Fan, and continued: "It's that I don't care about your feelings, I really want to cooperate with you, since you want to get the first like this month, then I, let you take it!