Yu Fan looked back and saw the only person in the world who was alive but was missed every day!

He is a little fresh meat with a bad appearance, and finally reduced to a fat meat and a "little plum" Leonardo who plays with water guns.

It is said that the appearance of Xiao Lizi when he was young was really amazing, and Yu Fan had seen it with his own eyes.

In the past few days, Yu Fan has traveled through the past, met Xiao Lizi who is at the peak of his appearance, and co-produced a video together.

The little plum in 2014 was already very fat and greasy, looking at him, and thinking of the little fresh meat a few days ago, Yu Fan really couldn't bear to look at it directly.

Xiao Lizi seemed to have drunk a lot, her face was flushed, and she asked Yu Fan very enthusiastically: "I see that you have been looking for someone who understands English, guess if you are in any trouble, is there anything I can help you?"

Yu Fan knew that he would never be able to convince the famous Xiao Lizi to be a thief, so he said, "I'm sorry, I'm looking for a bad person." ”

Xiao Lizi laughed after hearing this, and patted his chest without any pectoral muscles: "I'm a bad person!"

Yu Fan continued: "I'm looking for a thief. ”

Xiao Lizi laughed again after hearing this, and patted his chest again: "I'm a thief!"

Nani?

"I steal women's hearts. Xiao Lizi added with a wicked smile.

Uh, how much did you drink......

"Thank you, it's a pity that the object I'm stealing is a man, you go in quickly, don't suffocate. Yu Fan began to catch up with Xiao Lizi.

Xiao Lizi was unmoved, and had to know what Yu Fan was doing: "Young man, you must tell me what you stole from me, otherwise, I won't let you succeed." ”

Yu Fan thought about it, let Xiao Li Zi be the person who stole the mobile phone, in fact, it is okay, Zhuo Wu will be even more defenseless.

But how do you convince him?

Yu Fan suddenly took out the iPhone8 in his pocket and handed it to Xiao Lizi to see.

When Xiao Lizi saw this mobile phone, he was instantly shocked: "How many Apples is this? Is there an upcoming Apple 6? How did you get it!"

"This is stolen by someone else, Apple6 was originally planned to be launched in September, but a Chinese engineer who works at Apple has made a few in advance privately, and plans to sell these mobile phones to some mobile phone manufacturers in China and H countries, once other brands know in advance, Apple6 will no longer have a dominant position!"

Yu Fan improvised a lie, and he didn't know if he could deceive Xiao Lizi.

As an American, Xiao Lizi certainly doesn't want his country's brand technology to be stolen by other countries, and he was furious after hearing it: "Who is the person who stole things?"

"It's the person I'm going to steal, a middle-aged man with glasses, and the phone you're holding in your hand is what I stole from him after I deceived him into trusting him, but he's already alert to me, so I'm going to let someone else do it. Yu Fan replied.

Xiao Lizi was a little curious: "Aren't you Chinese? Why do you want to help the United States instead of the Chinese engineer?"

Nima, how to explain this!

Yu Fan couldn't think of it for a while, so he directly snatched the phone over: "If you don't believe me, forget it." ”

"I trust you!Tell me, what should I do?!" Xiao Lizi suddenly became very sincere.

Sure enough, if you drink too much, it's easy to fool!

Yu Fan said: "I just saw you talking to a woman in a red dress, that guy seems to have been staring at that woman, and seems to be very interested in her, you can come with her to drink with us later, and then find a chance to start." ”

Xiao Lizi said excitedly: "No problem!"

"By the way, gossip, do you have a relationship with that woman who wants to roll the sheets?" asked Yu Fan.

Next, the plot will be different from what Zhuo Wu expected, so Yu Fan wants to know what will happen if the previous plot develops?

Will there be a picture of Xiao Lizi hooking up with a married woman in a red dress?

Xiao Lizi smiled: "You misunderstood, she has a husband, and I heard her say that her husband is depressed and not in good spirits, so I won't attack her." ”

Yu Fan smiled and nodded, it seems that no matter how the plot develops, Zhuo Wu will inevitably get nothing today.

A few minutes later.

As soon as Yu Fan returned to his seat, Zhuo Wu asked with concern: "Are you okay?" If there is a problem with the wine, don't drink it." Also, Xiao Lizi also went to the toilet just now, did you see it?"

Yu Fan shook his head: "Did Xiao Lizi go to the toilet? I have been squatting in the pit and have not seen him." ”

"Oh. Zhuo Wu didn't suspect anything.

In this way, another ten minutes passed, when the two were drinking and staring at Xiao Lizi, suddenly, one was not paying attention, and Xiao Lizi and Katie suddenly appeared behind the two.

"Hey, Huaguo's partners! Are you Chinese? I love Huaguo!"

Xiao Lizi said, one hand on Yu Fan's shoulder, and the other hand on Zhuo Wu's shoulder, greeting the two very invisibly.

Zhuo Wu didn't expect Xiao Lizi to come over at all, and he didn't know English, so he looked dazed.

Xiao Lizi held the wine glass and started drinking directly with Zhuo Wu and Yu Fan, chatting while clinking glasses.

"I came to Cannes four years ago, and I saw a very good movie in your country, called "Let the Bullets Fly", and I am still very impressed, listen, your Chinese movies will surpass Hollywood sooner or later! Hollywood's stupid screenwriters and directors only have money in their eyes! They don't know what it means to make a movie anymore......

Xiao Lizi said drunkly, while Zhuo Wu sneaked up next to Yu Fan and asked, "What did he say?"

"It's all drunken talk. "Yu Fan Dao.

Zhuo Wu glanced at Xiao Lizi and Katie beside him, and whispered: "Since he is here, we will make him a little more drunk, and when the time comes, Xiao Lizi will have no scruples to open a room with Katie." ”

It's so insidious, I want to get my little plum drunk and let him do a good job!

"Okay! you don't know English, I'll drink with him!" Yu Fan volunteered.

"It's hard for you, brother, you have to drink if you have an upset stomach......" Zhuo Wu patted Yu Fan's shoulder with a distressed face.

"Out of the way, out of the way. Yu Fan waved his hand and said, "Just take this opportunity to let him take Douyin with me." ”

Zhuo Wu was puzzled for a while, what kind of idea did this kid think of again?

Let Monroe play "Love Saint", let Zhuge Liang sing "Rare Words", and let the heroes of the Three Kingdoms dance "Little Star......

Zhuo Wu is more knowledgeable than ordinary imagination.

Yu Fan secretly handed over his mobile phone to Zhuo Wu and asked him to help take pictures later.

"Do you want Xiao Lizi to sing or dance?" Zhuo Wu took the phone, a little curious.

Yu Fan said: "Sing, you must have heard this song, Uncle Benshan's "Reform Spring Breeze Blows All Over the Land"!"

Zhuo Wu was stunned on the spot when he heard it, he knew what the song Yu Fan was talking about was, it was not the song in the original sketch, but a song that was changed to a ghost animal, this song is now very popular on Douyin!

"This guy is really messing around, and he even asked Xiao Lizi to sing "The Spring Breeze of Reform Blows All Over the Land". Zhuo Wu shook his head helplessly, and sat aside waiting to watch the show.