"Mother Xipi! there's nothing the master can do...... If the old guy hadn't died outside, he would have been brought to this cave after finding him, and it was as hot as a fire everywhere...... It's so unscientific...... What the hell is this place?!"

Although Xie Yu's footsteps were light, ignoring the urging of the rough embryo behind him, he just carefully maintained enough vigilance along the way, and slowly and leisurely approached this strange waterhole.

However, after only a few steps, it was still seven or eight meters away from the shore of this waterhole, but the breeze blowing with the ripples on the lake was already as cool as a late autumn evening.

As for the cold current in his body, as early as after Xie Yu had just stepped into the distance of three or four meters towards Hantan, he didn't follow Xie Yu's instructions at all, and he had already burrowed into the pattern of his chest early without making a sound, and it was quietly dormant like a hot flow, and there was no trace of abnormal movement, and it was clear that he had no intention of coming out to help or make trouble again.

When the cold current retracted on his own initiative, Xie Yu was taken aback, he really didn't want to endure the frightening heat that seemed to scorch people, and was about to put up his face to intimidate the cold stream again to be obedient, but after carefully feeling the surrounding temperature, the slight anger that had just condensed on his face quickly turned into a thick surprise and doubt.

Because, even if there was no cold snap to resist the heat, Xie Yu found that the heat in the air around him had actually decreased a lot without warning.

Although it is far from being cool, the heat here is enough for ordinary people to bear.

Although Xie Yu had been mentally prepared, he immediately frowned.

As if stepping on the thin ice that was about to melt in early spring, Xie Yu cautiously moved a few steps forward, and then, as Xie Yu guessed in his heart, the temperature around him actually dropped silently.

The original frightening heat was gone, and the moisture that rushed from the water hit his face, and Xie Yu actually felt the slightest chill in late autumn!

"This unlucky middle finger mountain! This ghost cave of the dog day! is weird everywhere......" Xie Yu narrowed his eyes, pinched his chin with his right hand, and muttered a few words in a low voice, but his eyes stared at the rippling green wave water a few steps ahead, and his brows were locked thoughtfully.

......

"Smack!"

A heavy slapping sound sounded, and the slap was as loud and crisp as a slap, so Xie Yu's deep thinking was suddenly interrupted, and at the same time, his body inevitably stumbled forward.

"You...... Shrek!I said you're not done, aren't you?!"

Xie Yu involuntarily took two steps forward, and after finally pausing his figure, he rolled his eyes helplessly, rubbed his shoulders with grinned teeth, and turned his head and glared at the rough embryo viciously: "Do you still make people have a little temperament?!"

"Temperament?I don't care if you have temperament?!Why did you stop grinding again?!" Shrek's ugly face was frosty, and he didn't pay attention to it, and his anger seemed to be a little stronger than Xie Yu: "Tell the eldest brother, why is your sister-in-law angry again?!Are you not trying to provoke her again?!and...... What kind of mandarin duck bath did you talk about before, how do you get it?!"

"Oh, I'm really convinced...... Didn't I tell you? That girl...... Well, my sister-in-law really wasn't angry, and I didn't provoke her...... Didn't I tell you that women are a little capricious when they have nerves, just coax and say some sweet words with a clear conscience, or ignore them, and after a while they will be overcome......

Xie Yu was stunned for a moment, and then became a little impatient.

In fact, Xie Yu didn't know that the rough embryo behind him had already had dirty thoughts about the "Mandarin Duck Bath" in his mind, and since he decided to go to the waterhole to find out, his mind was only on figuring out the weirdness of this so-called blue water and cold pool, so he only cared about the cautious and cautious observation, and had no time to pay attention to the boring problem of the broken thoughts of the rough embryo behind him.

But after being slapped three or four times by Shrek in a short distance of a few meters, Xie Yu finally began to be irritable.

After almost being thrown into the mud again, Xie Yu decided to pay attention to these boring things for the time being, and figure out what this rough embryo meant by chasing him over and over again asking these things?!

So, in the open space only seven or eight meters away from the waterfront, between the two men who were talking to each other, there was a whisper below-

"Really, you didn't mess with Miss Nicole?"

"Seriously!"

"But you kid always makes your sister-in-law angry from time to time, and among all of us, she seems to be the only one she hates......! How could your sister-in-law be so sensible for no reason?!"

Shrek obviously thought that this mage brother's previous explanation of "neuroticism" was a little suspicious, and glanced at Xie Yu with small eyes, as if he wanted to find something flaw in Xie Yu's demeanor, and muttered a serious analysis in his mouth, but Xie Yu always kept a wooden face and did not say a word, so after a while, Shrek thought hard to no avail, and finally slapped his thigh fiercely under the dilemma of brother and woman: "That ...... If you want my brother to believe you, you can do it, but you have to prove it to me......"

"No way to prove it!"

"Why?!" Shrek glared.

"At that time, there were only two people over there, Miss Nicole and I, there were no bystanders, of course there was no way to prove ......"

"That's it!"

Shrek seemed to be a little embarrassed, but the sea cucumber's eyebrows wrinkled for a moment, and then he slapped his thigh again, and it seemed that he was blessed again: "Why don't you swear a poisonous oath?!"

"Boring! sigh...... Forget it, let's talk about it...... Say what?!"

"Come on, you do it with me......" Shrek looked a little more serious, straightened his waist, covered his chest with his left hand, and stretched out three black fingers with his right hand, standing high above his head.

It's just that in Xie Yu's opinion, this weird gesture is like a lightning rod erected above his head, and three forks are separated.

"Uh...... Where did you learn this swearing gesture? Isn't this a matter of waiting to be struck by lightning?!Obviously insincere......" Xie Yu smiled dumbly at this ugly posture, and couldn't help but tease.

"Less! Follow me...... Well, right...... Okay, let's see the eldest brother demonstrate the oath to you, and then you can say ......"

Shrek cleared his throat and said word by word: "The almighty and merciful goddess of light is above, and your light shines on the earth to benefit all people, your people...... the goddess of light! Uncle's goddess is Miss Nicole......! Well, if I lied today, I'm ...... Only...... I'm not human!"

“......“

Seeing Shrek's face turned purple, but he held back such an oath, Xie Yu couldn't help but be stunned, put down his hand, snorted in his nose again, and then nodded very approvingly: "Well!

With that, Xie Yu turned around and left.

"Well, that's easier to understand, huh?...... Boy, stop me!"

Shrek jumped in front of Xie Yu in one step and was furious: "Why don't you follow and say, are you playing your big brother?!"

"Alas, of course the little brother didn't dare to ...... It's just that I think let's hurry up and talk about this 'mandarin duck bath' problem, if we waste any more time, if those elves come back and spoil the good things of the eldest brother, it will be ......" After being entangled for so long, Xie Yu had already vaguely guessed the purpose of Shrek's entanglement, so he smiled bitterly and quickly guided Shrek to the main topic.

"Yes, yes, yes...... The elves were nosy, especially the pesky tall and skinny man...... Shrek really took the bait immediately, blinked his soybean eyes and looked in the direction of the light spot, and then turned his head and looked anxious: "Tell me how to get it......?"

“...... Of course, it's not so simple, this so-called mandarin duck bath is a natural occurrence of a pair of beautiful people who are interested in Lang Youqing's concubine, and at the sweet moment when they are deeply affectionate and affectionate...... Well, a kind of ...... that is conducive to the reproduction and continuation of human beings Hello, a kind of ......"

Xie Yu was shaking his head and organizing the wording, and Shrek next to him waited for a moment, and then he was completely impatient with this little brother's rambling......

“...... Well, that's a lot more...... Let's put it that way!"

Xie Yu pursed his lips, and then his eyes began to shine: "It's a pair of dog men and women...... Well, in addition to a man and a woman taking a shower together, there are other interesting things to do, such as playing soap with each other and rubbing each other's backs...... Actually, to be honest, big brother, you and your sister-in-law are a match made in heaven, so you don't need to be so rigid, and there is no need to wait until the 'Candle Night in the Cave House'...... Hey, hey!"

Xie Yu hadn't finished speaking, when he was crooked at the corners of his mouth and smiling, and his eyes glowing with green light were gradually flickering and wandering, he heard a sudden sharp sound of breaking wind in his ears, and when he looked at Shrek again, he found that the rough embryo in front of him was gone......

"Huh?"

Xie Yu blinked suspiciously, and when he turned his head to look again, he found that Nicole had returned to the old elf and the two knights at some point, whispering to the old elf, as if discussing something, and our rough embryo, as if on fire in the buttocks, rushed towards his goddess like a gust of wind......

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