Chapter 258: The rough embryo of the beast's blood boiling
"Uh-huh, that...... Listen to me! You plagued Bichi, let me warn you first...... Once I let you go back, you should obediently give the master back to his chest for a while, but when I let you come out, you must come out immediately, you had better be honest......! The master plunged into this puddle and drowned himself......, and died with you!
Xie Yu's face was fierce, staring at his chest and threatening viciously. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Xie Yu's intimidating voice was deliberately suppressed very low, so although Shrek behind him was close at hand, he couldn't hear clearly even when he straightened his ears.
However, for the little mage's "vice" of liking to talk to himself, Shrek himself didn't care at all.
After all, this little mage likes a person to talk to himself strangely at every turn, and after seeing more of it, Shrek gradually gets used to it.
But what made Shrek extremely dissatisfied was that he originally came ashore with kindness and wanted to take him to the water to enjoy the coolness, but for so long, this guy kept staring at himself and seeing that he was a little hairy, and he was muttering to his own chest slowly.
It's too much of a delay! Pulling you into the water to enjoy a moment of coolness should be considered worthy of you...... However, the eldest brother and your future sister-in-law, Miss Nicole, have more important things to do!
So, after waiting for a while, Shrek finally became impatient and pushed the little mage hard in the back:
"Hey, hey, can you fix your muttering all the time?!Hurry up, go away!I said...... Aren't you hot, aren't others hot?!When are you still muttering here?!Walk around ......."
Under the vigorous force, Xie Yu was pushed coldly, and was almost pushed directly to the ground, and after finally stabilizing his footing and avoiding the embarrassment of falling a dog and gnawing, Xie Yu turned around and glared at this rough embryo angrily:
"Let's go, let's go...... I didn't say I wouldn't leave!But I have to explain what happened before leaving, right?!"
Saying that, Xie Yu gave the rough embryo a big white eye, sighed, and then finally took a slow step, but the head that turned back never turned back, and then aimed his puzzled gaze at Shrek, and continued to look up and down non-stop.
"What the hell is this clear water and cold pool! It seems to be ...... It's really weird! Hantan...... It's not scientific!"
Looking at the few droplets of water that had evaporated on Shrek's face at this time, Xie Yu frowned, and couldn't help but mutter......
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Because, just a little more than a quarter of an hour ago, when Xie Yu grabbed Nicole's arm and questioned the word "cold" in the mouth of this elf clan, he suddenly heard the sound of water splashing and splashing in his ears from time to time, and suddenly disappeared again, and the surroundings were once again as quiet as when they were in a hurry.
And this sudden tranquility in the cave made Xie Yu a little uncomfortable, so Xie Yu tilted his head, and saw that Shrek, a rough embryo who had been fluttering in the waterhole for a long time, was finally willing to come ashore.
And staying in the water for more than half an hour obviously made this rough embryo extremely comfortable in the bottom of his heart.
When Shrek washed ashore, the distorted ugly face that had been tormented by the heat all the way since entering the cave finally showed a familiar smile like a chrysanthemum that bloomed with heart. Huang Cancan's fangs flashed at Xie Yu and the others on the shore, his eyebrows fluttered, his nose hair naturally trembled extremely violently, and his wide open mouth seemed to be shouting loudly to everyone on the shore excitedly, but I don't know if it was the only bit of afterglow left in the eyes of a pair of soybeans who narrowed up, and saw the gloomy color on his Nicole goddess face, but finally opened a few like catfish out of the water, and then closed it timidly.
Xie Yu's eyes were sharp, ignoring the hopeless servility of the rough embryo who immediately turned into a pug when he saw the goddess, but faintly found that Shrek, who came ashore, seemed to have a faint layer of ...... on his body at this moment Austerity!
A few steps away, the only remaining crystal ball in the old elf's hand was still flashing brightly, although it was far away from the rough embryo, but under the light of the crystal ball's faint white light, Xie Yu found that Shrek's originally black and shiny face was covered with a layer of faint and light blue.
The robe worn by the rough embryo from himself, although it is only a coarse cloth texture, is far less sophisticated than the little fat man's, soft and soft is naturally not counted, but after all, it is clothes, so, it stands to reason that with the cheerful running of this rough embryo, it should have been the clothes fluttering and rising when the wind was seen, but at this moment, it was like frozen, not moving at all, and it also exuded a faint blue glow.
From a distance, this rough embryo seemed to be covered with a thin piece of blue armor.
Xie Yu shook his head helplessly, and his curiosity about this so-called blue water and cold pool couldn't help but unconsciously deepened a little.
When Shrek jumped a few meters away with a big stride, and arrived in front of him a few steps later, Xie Yu finally saw clearly the faint blue glow on the rough embryo's body, which was indeed a layer of fine ice particles covering his body from head to toe, and then, Xie Yu only shook his head and smiled bitterly.
However, as he got farther and farther away from the pool, the frost on Shrek's body gradually melted into droplets, and slowly began to show signs of steaming dry.
Shrek naturally couldn't know what "delicate mind" was, as if he was still immersed in the cool beauty of the pool and couldn't extricate himself, and he was completely unaware of the changes in his body.
Running closer, Shrek first smiled at the goddess Nicole as usual and flattered, and then slapped his cold ass with his usual hot face, but it may be because he was used to it, so he still didn't care, paused slightly, and then grabbed his mage brother and was about to pull it into the water.
And the strange eyes that the little mage brother kept staring at him up and down, left and right, in Shrek's heart, were naturally understood as envy and jealousy.
This made Shrek, who is the eldest brother, can't help but have a rare shame in his heart-
Alas, as an elder brother, I had a good time playing in the water, but I forgot for a moment that there was a suffering little brother on the shore who was suffering from the heat!
Alas...... And the goddess who has always worried about herself! I actually forgot to be clean and thorough, which is really unforgivable!
Shrek slapped his huge head and splashed a drop of melted water, secretly regretting it.
However, while pulling his little brother, Shrek naturally wanted to pull his goddess Nicole into the water together and enjoy the comfortable coolness, but looking at the cold look on the goddess's face, Shrek's little eyes blinked and blinked, and finally he couldn't muster up the courage to touch the goddess's moldy head.
Well...... It must be that this ignorant mage brother has made Miss Nicole angry for some reason, so you can ask him well in the water later, and then find a way to dispel Miss Nicole's anger, and pull her down to take a bath and play together!
Not...... That's right, the little brother of the mage once said, two people who fall in love take a bath together, it seems to be called...... Mandarin duck bath!
That's right! it's a mandarin duck bath......
Although the little brother of the mage is very stingy and refuses to tell himself what the mandarin duck is, but looking at the kind of evil smile that the corners of his little brother's mouth are on when he says this, Shrek knows that this "mandarin duck bath" must be a very beautiful thing!
Oh! Mandarin Duck Bath!
Well...... At that time, first find out the reason why Miss Nicole is angry, and then pull the mage brother ashore to apologize, and wait until Miss Nicole is angry, and then, the cool water can only be the gentle hometown of herself and Miss Nicole......
However, I have to ask how to wash the mandarin duck bath that the younger brother said......
And then...... If your little brother doesn't want to go into the water to stir up his own good deeds, hum...... Only kicked this uninteresting little guy away!
Well...... That's it! The matter between myself and Miss Nicole is bigger than the sky, and all other small things have to stand aside!
- Shrek's eyes were shining with happy little stars, and he was secretly thinking about it in his heart.
Shrek is a man, and he is also a man who forgets his righteousness, so after the dirty idea of a mandarin duck bath suddenly appeared in his heart, it was naturally not surprising, and the already limited wisdom immediately threw away the original righteous thoughts of just wanting his little brother to share the blessings with him.
However, Shrek, who was finished with lewdness, saw that the junior brother was muttering there and didn't know what to say, and his good intentions were ignored by this little guy who didn't know what to do, and at the same time felt that the irritating heat gradually appeared around him, and he was thinking about the intoxicating mandarin duck bath just thinking about it, and after a while, Shrek was finally anxious.
So, Shrek, whose beast blood began to boil gradually, only felt a burst of nameless fire slowly rising in the lower abdomen under the umbilicus and rushing straight to his head, staring at the abominable appearance of the little mage, and the extremely beautiful smile of his goddess appeared in his mind, so he couldn't hold it anymore, his ugly face tensed, he snorted angrily, and slapped his mage brother with a vicious palm.
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