Chapter 126: It's Not Broken!
"Of course it's going to be familiar...... That lewd guy screams a little from time to time, and it's strange to say that he's not familiar with it?!"
Shrek was scratching his head in embarrassment and didn't know how to answer, but he heard a sneer suddenly coming from the side, and turned his head to look, but it was Xie Yu who finally stopped laughing at some point, and approached the two of them with bad intentions. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Uh...... What do you mean?!" Robert didn't seem to understand.
"Oh, nothing, you'll know when you get a chance......"
Feeling the vicious warning gaze of Shrek next to him, and the blank gaze of Robert of the wood sitting on the ground, Xie Yu smiled in his heart and decided not to wade into this troubled water.
"Hey...... The kid is good, he has the eye!"
Shrek couldn't help but be satisfied when he saw that things were not pierced by this boy with schadenfreude flashing in his eyes, grinned, and patted Xie Yu's shoulder as if encouraging.
"Shrek, you...... What's wrong with your face? Why is it so much gray......"
Robert asked, pointing to the two striking gray blobs on either side of Shrek's cheeks.
"Uh...... This, haha, it's a long story, it's ......" Shrek patted his chest proudly.
"Don't talk about it if you know it's long!Hey, your goddess asked you to wake us up, and now the three of us have been harassed by you......"
Xie Yu hurriedly interrupted Shrek's talking, and couldn't help but be a little dissatisfied when he saw this rough embryo touching his cheeks and taking care of himself.
"But don't be complacent so early! And this rotten bird, it's kind of a bird ......to wake up."
Xie Yu looked at Luhua, who was sleeping indecently next to Robert, and began to encourage Shrek.
"This bird is your pet, what's the matter with me?!" Shrek scratched his head for a while, but he didn't fall for Xie Yu: "If you want to call it, you should call it......"
Although Shrek was drunk twice last night, he didn't see the tragedy of Xie Yu, the nominal master, being chased by his pet, but he also knew that this little bird was short-tempered and especially liked to discharge, and now that the bird was sleeping soundly, he would not go up and take the initiative to stick out his head to vent his anger to the little bird.
"This rotten bird is not mine for a long time, haven't you seen it get involved with your goddess Nicole all day long? The little bird can't get up now when it sleeps, and I don't know when it will have to wait until it sleeps until it wakes up naturally, and when the time comes, the trip will be delayed, and your goddess will blame it, I'm afraid there will be no good fruit for you to eat!"
Xie Yu saw that Shrek, who had always been reckless, had a rare opening today, and he hesitated to provoke Lu Hua, a little unwilling, and continued to threaten.
Today, Shrek forcibly interrupted his good dream, and Xie Yu got up and had nowhere to vent!
Since I can't vent in the face of Shrek, but if I can successfully lead the disaster to Luhua's side, and let Luhua do it for you, it is also a good choice!
Xie Yu imagined in his mind the beautiful scene of Shrek running in front with a shout, and the bird blowing up the feathers on his neck, angrily following behind, and he couldn't help but feel a burst of relief in his heart.
"Uh...... This one...... I'll talk about that later, I'd better go and get the little fat man back first......"
Shrek was bluffed and threatened by Xie Yu just now, and began to waver a little, but in a blink of an eye, he happened to see the lewd smile that couldn't help but appear at the corner of Xie Yu's mouth, and he had a bad premonition in his heart for no reason, and quickly shook his head twice, diverted the topic, and slipped into the dense forest in the direction where Sharo was kicked away, looking for the little fat man who didn't know where he fell.
"No! Although this guy has always lacked everything but strength, the most lacking thing is the heart, why didn't he fall for it today?! It's very ......."
Xie Yu was puzzled, and reached out and touched his face: "Could it be that I laughed again just now? And it happened to let Ah Shi see it?!......!" With the observation of that rough man in Ashi, how could it be......"
"Hey, Hello, why did everyone wake up weird today?What the hell is going on?!"
Robert stared at Xie Yu curiously, it seems that everyone has a gossip heart, and now this wood-like guy, the gossip fire in his body is burning.
"Hmm...... Robert, what you said last night and this morning combined, it's almost a month, aren't you tired? Why don't you take a break......
Although Robert's eyes were shining at the moment, Xie Yu still didn't buy it.
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"What are you two muttering about?!Did Shrek go find Sharo?"
The two were glaring at each other, one wanted to talk to each other, and the other wanted to be perfunctory, but the little girl came closer, looked at the back of Shrek hurriedly rushing into the jungle, and asked.
"Hmmm......"
Robert stared at a pair of blank and innocent eyes, and he didn't know what was going on, so it was naturally Xie Yu who answered.
"Alas, that guy ......" Nicole sighed weakly, shook her head, but didn't say anything more, and then picked up the sleeping Luhua and turned her head away.
"Hmph...... It's not for you to be harmed, what can you do if you are his goddess, but when it comes to goddesses, Ah Shi's vision is really ...... Although the chest can barely be seen, the figure is still like a reed stick......"
Xie Yu muttered in a low voice.
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A quarter of an hour later, Shrek finally came back in high spirits.
"It's not broken!
Shrek held Sharo in his arms, and shouted at Xie Yu and the others while running with meteors in stride.
"What are you shouting?
Xie Yu turned his head with Robert, looking at Shrek, who was full of excitement and purple, and Sharo, who was lying in Shrek's arms and moaning in pain.
"Bones! Bones don't seem to break!"
Striding in front of the two, Shrek nodded excitedly at Xie Yu.
While nodding, Shrek let go of Sharo's hand, obviously wanting to throw Sharo down like the previous times, but he didn't expect the little fat man to become smart this time, and his hands had already wrapped around Shrek's neck tightly for some time, and as soon as Shrek let go, the little fat man immediately hung on Shrek's neck like a koala, shaking it around, and shouting again and again in his mouth.
"Oops! I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... Forget you're still hurt, get used to it, hehe......"
Shrek hurriedly hugged the little fat man's legs and waist again, and then carefully put him on the ground gently, then straightened up, and laughed while touching his head.
What is a little strange is that after the little fat man was put on the ground today, he did not point at Shrek's nose and scold angrily like the previous times, but only cared about lying on the ground and calling "oops, oops".
"Hey!Sharo, when did your temper get so good?!" Xie Yu looked at Shrek and then at the little fat man, a little incomprehensible.
"Well, I don't have the strength...... Let's rest for a while, I scolded all the way when I flew out just now, lying there and waiting for someone to rescue me, and when Shrek brought me back...... I scolded all the way again, I was a little tired, I really couldn't scold......"
The little fat man rested on the grass, shook his head twice, and replied weakly.
"Are you hurt? But...... I can't use my magic power to heal now, ha......" Xie Yu squatted down to check on Sharo's injuries.
"Oops...... There was no injury, but the clothes were scratched and scratched in a few places...... But my ass still hurts...... You kid do it, you should be out of the way......"
Xie Yu turned the little fat man over like a pancake and checked it several times, causing the little fat man to be dissatisfied.
"Hmm...... It seems that it is really fine! The bones are not broken, and the internal organs are not too damaged, just some flesh wounds, and Chubby is lucky this time......"
Xie Yu checked Shaluo's injuries, touched his nose, smashed his mouth twice, as if he actually had a trace of regret, and turned his head to look at Shrek, who was still nodding and smiling next to him: "Hey...... Ah Shi, you can't be so light and heavy in the future, this time it's Chubby's luck, it's hard to say in the future...... After all, he doesn't have your perverted physique......"
Xie Yu hugged his shoulders, pinched his chin, and pretended to face Shrek with a serious expression, saying something in his mouth.
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