"Alas!"

Xie Yu let out a long sigh, looked at the poor guy in front of him, and looked at his face full of anticipation, he really couldn't bear to hit him again, so he had to say nonsense: "Hmm...... If the master's observation is correct, it should be...... Well, it should have been touched with your hands, you think about it, women's hands are scented, since they have touched your face, uh...... Although you don't wash your face much and your face will smell a little weird, you can still smell a faint fragrance when you smell it......"

"Oh, really, I really touched it, so I said I guessed right...... Hey, hey, hey...... Then I'll never wash my face again......"

Shrek suddenly became overjoyed, kept stroking his face, and grinned incessantly, but he was beautiful for a while, and after scratching his head and thinking about it, this rough embryo actually began to be dissatisfied with Xie Yu again: "Hey! The fragrance on Miss Nicole's body can only be smelled by me alone, who let you smell it! Tell you boy, you are not allowed to have any thoughts about Miss Nicole......

"You...... Shrek!Why are you like this?!"

Xie Yu was furious: "Okay...... I was wrong, I was wrong...... In the future, if you beg me to smell it, I won't smell it again! Kindness is like a donkey's liver and lungs! Go and wake up the others, don't waste time with me, delay your goddess's trip, are you responsible?!"

was once again regarded as an imaginary rival by this guy who didn't know what to do and liked to eat dry vinegar, Xie Yu was a little crying and laughing, and he was not in the mood to continue to entangle with this guy, so he had to move out the goddess in this rough embryo and scare Shrek with a fake tiger. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Shrek, who was staring at Shrek, suddenly seemed to turn a little whiter, and the purple on his head also faded a little as his face turned white, patted his head, and then immediately didn't care about warning Xie Yu not to be wishful thinking, without saying a word, he turned around and threw off his stride, and rushed over hurriedly towards the two people and one bird group who were punching.

"Huh, this method is so easy to use?!"

Xie Yu looked at Shrek's hurried back as if he had burned his ass, and the corners of his mouth pursed disdainfully: "Hmm...... It seems that once this guy is disobedient in the future, he can move the chick out at any time......"

Behind Xie Yu's self-talk, Shrek naturally couldn't hear it, under Xie Yu's reminder (or scare), he immediately remembered the goddess's entrustment in his heart, for fear of upsetting his own goddess again, a gust of wind quickly rushed to the side of the two knights, raised a big foot like a dustpan, and kicked it hard according to the ass of the nearby little fat man Sharo.

And Shrek is in a hurry, and the strength of his kicks is inevitably a little inappropriate......

......

The little fat man Sharo had been drinking with Robert for nearly a night last night, and he had just slept comfortably for a while, and he was sleeping without knowing what was going on, not only the corners of his mouth were drooling, but the fat on his round face was also shaking regularly and rhythmically with the little fat man's snoring.

But he didn't recruit anyone and didn't provoke anyone, and suddenly disaster fell from the sky, and the little fat man suddenly felt a strong force coming from the mountains and seas on his buttocks, and then his fat and heavy body, like a small boat fluttering in the wind and rain, flew out involuntarily and lightly.

"Ahh......h Oh my god! help......"

Although the little fat man had a good quality of sleep, as soon as his head touched the earth, he immediately fell into a deep sleep, but the sudden sharp pain on his buttocks made him wake up when he was in mid-air, and he opened his eyes blankly and looked around, and found that he was still lying in the arms of Mother Earth in a beautiful sleep one moment ago, but the next moment he suddenly flew in the air inexplicably, and was still gliding into the distance involuntarily, and couldn't help but be frightened。

This kind of terrible scream, which is not like what human beings can make, makes those who hear it cry and those who listen to it are sad.

"Wha...... Hahahaha...... Oh, I'm laughing! Shrek, this guy is so funny...... Wha......"

Xie Yu saw the frightened figure of the unlucky little fat man, like a leather ball, being kicked out by Shrek from afar, and his hands and feet were still blindly scratching like an octopus in the air, and he was stunned for a while, and then Xie Yu was immediately overjoyed, and began to roll on the ground with a sympathetic smile covering his stomach.

And after Shrek kicked the sad little fat, he came to the side of the wooden Robert who was also asleep with a single step, just raised his foot and prepared to repeat the old trick, and called Robert up again, but he never expected that his kick actually kicked the little fat man so far, listening to the screams of the little fat man, Shrek's movements couldn't help but stop, raised his head and watched the little fat man scream in mid-air while drawing a beautiful arc, and then fell into the dense forest like a kite with a broken line.

"Won't you...... I...... I didn't make much effort, why did I scream so badly, and screamed so loudly?!...... It's useless!Why did you fly out?!"

Shrek touched his shiny black head, as if he was a little puzzled......

And Robert's wood, don't look a little wooden and rigid, but in real terms, it is actually more like a standard knight than the lazy and lazy little fat man, and he will maintain a certain vigilance even in his sleep.

And the terrible screams of the little fat man just now were enough to make him wake up from his original sleep.

I saw Robert suddenly turn over and sit up, half-kneeling on the ground, one hand on the ground, and the other hand had quickly pressed the handle of the saber, like a cheetah's sharp eyes, quickly observing the surrounding situation.

However, this standard imperial knight, after frowning and looking around vigilantly for a while, did not find any hostile situation, and the camp did not look like it had been attacked at all, but the elves and their own Nicole master were looking at their side in a daze, as if they were surprised, and the elves, especially the tall elf who had saved several of them, still had a mocking smile on their faces.

The little mage was laughing heartlessly under a tree not far from him, laughing heartily and cheerfully, laughing as if he was about to lose his breath, but he had no idea what he was laughing at.

The little bird was still lying next to him, drooling with his small mouth open, sleeping on his back, and at the moment he turned over comfortably, scratched his ears with his wings, as if he felt a little noisy, and then smashed his small mouth twice, and had no intention of waking up at all, and fell asleep sideways.

It's also a little strange - the little fat man Sharo, who was sleeping next to him, doesn't know where to run at the moment?

What the hell, this guy has always liked to sleep very much, for so many years, he has always been tired of waking him up every day, sometimes because when he woke him up, he didn't sleep at all, and he would mumble two sentences to himself dissatisfied......

It's just that...... Why did you get up so early this time?!

And what puzzled Robert the most was that at this moment, Shrek was standing next to him, staring at a pair of soybean eyes, looking into the distance in a daze, and muttering quietly in his mouth, as if he was blaming someone for not being angry, but one right foot paused in mid-air, neither lifting nor falling, just maintaining such a strange posture, standing there without moving.

"Hey!Shrek, when did you come here?Did something happen?!There are monsters around?!"

Robert, who woke up, was very puzzled, feeling that everyone was so strange when he woke up, looked up at Shrek, who was still in a daze, and asked puzzled.

"Oh...... Oh, no...... It's nothing, there's no monster anywhere! What a fuss...... I'm just here to wake you up...... Hehe, hehehehe......"

Hearing Robert's question, Shrek suddenly came back to his senses, and saw that Robert was staring at his right foot that had just been raised and was about to commit the crime again, his expression was puzzled, and he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, scratching his head, and laughing in his mouth.

Fortunately, Shrek was a rare blessing to his soul this time, and he didn't say, "Uncle, I was ordered by your master, that is, your future sister-in-law, to tell you two little minions to get up and prepare to go, but I accidentally kicked that useless little fat man away, and when I was about to kick you again, you woke up by yourself, it's really boring, it's a pity! It's a pity......" and other idiotic words.

That would be the wrath of the people!

Although the two knights together can't beat themselves, it's always bad to be angry, right?!

And these two guys are still the personal followers of the goddess Nicole, in case they are upset and say bad things about themselves in the goddess's ear, it will be more than worth the loss......

"Oh......"

Robert replied sullenly, and saw that the surroundings did not look like danger, so he sat back cross-legged, but after muttering for a while, he raised his head, but there seemed to be some doubts in his heart: "But...... Why did I hear someone screaming just now...... It seems to be screaming loudly, and it ...... And the sound is still a little familiar, isn't it?"

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