Chapter 003 actually shook Chang'e

It is impossible for true men not to care, a successful man must have a strong physique, there is no doubt about it.

Shi Fan, who usually doesn't dare to face reality, suddenly wants to see his little brother, to put it bluntly, he is facing his condition, after all, he used to avoid it many times, otherwise he would not go to find a girlfriend.

Enduring the hunger in his belly, Shi Fan quickly stepped into an alley, and after confirming that there was no one around, Shi Fan quickly took off his pants.

It's true that he is impotent, but his things are not small, but too big, and as for why it doesn't work, he can't figure it out himself.

"It stands to reason that my brother should attack the city and be invincible, why is this the case?" Shi Fan looked up to the sky and sighed, and the heart that had just been cheered up fell into tragedy again.

"Ahh

Shi Fan suddenly came to his senses, and suddenly raised his head, only to see a delicate girl on the opposite side covering her eyes with her little hands.

"Yang Tingting!" Shi Fan recognized it at once, this was his neighbor and landlord Yang Tingting, of course, the house belonged to his parents.

Obviously, Yang Tingting saw something she shouldn't see, so she screamed. But when the incident happened suddenly, Shi Fan was also stunned, and he forgot to lift his pants.

"Ah!" Yang Tingting screamed, "Brother Shifan, you hurry up and put your pants on." ”

Shi Fan woke up at this time, and quickly put his pants on, and then said with a red face: "What, it's okay, I'm sorry Tingting, I didn't mean to, and I didn't expect you to break in." ”

Yang Tingting's fingers loosened a gap, and when she saw that he did lift his pants, she let go of her hand, but she stared at Shi Fan fiercely in a blink of an eye, "What do you mean you didn't mean it, I meant it?"

The voice is crisp and pleasant, but it is aggressive.

If you look closely, Yang Tingting's pretty face is redder than Shi Fan, and the ghost knows why she shouted so loudly, anyway, Shi Fan only remembers which famous person said that the more a woman lies, the louder the voice.

"Of course you didn't mean it, I believe in Tingting's reputation. Shi Fan smiled and touched his head.

"Hmph!" Yang Tingting snorted lightly, as if she was justifying her name, and she no longer questioned Shi Fan, but thinking of what she had just seen, her face was still feverish, her head was lowered, her face was twisted, and she was ashamed to answer without speaking.

"Tingting, are you okay?" Shi Fan asked tentatively.

"Hmm...... It's okay!" Yang Tingting wanted to speak and stopped.

"Tingting, if you have something, you can say something, I am your eldest brother Shi Fan, what are you afraid of. Shi Fan endured the hunger in his belly, and patted his chest pretending to be strong.

"Hmm. The girl lowered her head, blinked her eyes, and said in a low voice: "Then I said Brother Shi Fan." ”

"Say it!"

Yang Tingting finally raised her head and looked at Shi Fan with a pair of shining eyes, "Brother Shi Fan, it's time to pay your rent, you owe a week." ”

"......" looked at the innocent Yang Tingting, Shi Fan had an urge to find a grave and cry, he was too special a failure, he was forced to pay debts by a little girl next door, the girl next door, the girl next door, didn't they all develop according to his girlfriend's path?

Shi Fan was speechless, but you have to face the money, especially when you are forced to pay a debt by a beautiful and innocent girl, this is Brother Fan's motto, which has long been engraved on the table.

The Yang family usually asks for accounts from Tingting, and it is not okay not to face it.

"What Tingting, can you delay me for two days, my brother really has no money. Shi Fan had to tell the truth.

Yang Tingting looked at the ten yuan in his hand and nodded heavily, "Well, Brother Shi Fan, I actually know that you don't have any money." ”

"Rub, Tingting, you misunderstood, Brother Shi Fan really has no money. Shi Fan hurriedly put away the ten-yuan bill, this is the money that came in, it is impossible for him to ask for it, let alone spend it, otherwise he will really ask for food? If he has the opportunity to meet that girl, he will give her the money, which Brother Fan has long thought about.

"You misunderstood!" Yang Tingting glanced at him, her face was flushed, and she quietly stuffed a hundred-yuan bill into his hand, "Brother Shi Fan, I know you have no money, the rent can be delayed by two days, I will tell my mother, you can take this money to eat first, how can ten yuan be enough? A pound of pork is worth dozens." ”

"......" Shi Fan wanted to cry again, he failed so much, he was given by a rich sister on the street, and he was given by the girl next door when he went home.

Hey, life is not satisfactory eight times out of ten, Shi Fan took the money, "Tingting, I borrowed this money from you, I will definitely pay you back, and there is still rent, I will definitely make up for it as soon as possible." ”

Of course, borrowing money is not the same as giving alms, but Brother Fan is a person with a bottom line.

"Brother Shi Fan, there is still the fifty I borrowed last time, don't forget to pay it back together when the time comes!" After speaking, the girl turned around, her round little buttocks swinged, and she ran out of the alley quickly.

Looking at Yang Tingting's disappearing back, Shi Fan was stunned, my brother wanted to pay it back, but my brother didn't even have a job, and he still owed the tuition for the next semester, what did you let my brother pay?

"Huh?" Shi Fan suddenly remembered the WeChat shake to Chang'e in his dream, if Chang'e is real, can my brother run from time to time? Although Sister Chang'e's skills can't catch up with Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, she is an immortal.

But is this possible? It's a complete daydream, even so, Shi Fan still opened WeChat while walking home, this is completely helpless, who would daydream about a rich family, and the reality of a good life is not over.

"Uh...... Sure enough, there is Chang'e?" Looking at the jade bone ice muscle in WeChat, Shi Fan, the woman with wide sleeves flying, was a little stunned, when did my brother shake Chang'e here.

But how could he believe that it was really Chang'e? It's just a screen name avatar, maybe it was made by a woman who wanted to be famous and wanted to go crazy, so that I believe that you are the Guanghan Fairy, unless my brother was kicked in the head by a donkey.

Now PS technology is really invincible, smart beauty, only you can't think of it, nothing can't be done, black people can grind into white women, and O'Neill can also slim down into a fair lady.

"Snake spirit disease!" Looking at the woman with beautiful skin and clear jade arms in WeChat, Shi Fan was messy again, Nima, who are you playing is not good, why do you play Chang'e, don't blaspheme the goddess in my heart, okay, that's the goddess in my childhood dream, they are all watching Journey to the West, thinking about Sister Chang'e sleeping, can Sister Chang'e be played by anyone? But no, this Nima is too similar.

"Who the hell are you?" Shi Fan leaned back on the bed, nodded at the avatar, and sent a message.

"Purr!" The stomach screamed, and the hundred-yuan bill given by the sister next door was enough for Brother Fan to improve his meal, but no, he had to pick up this woman who desecrated Sister Chang'e no matter what today.