"Hmm?! I finally diverted my attention for a while, why was this guy remembered again? What a bad ......."

Xie Yu saw that the rough embryo soybean on the opposite side had round eyes, like an ugly version of the angry King Kong staring at him tightly, in this case, in case he accidentally said that he missed his mouth, he was afraid that he would cause some trouble again, so he hurriedly thought about it, his eyes kept moving, and he couldn't stop making nonsense in his mouth:

"This ...... How could the eldest brother think about this? It is certainly not what the eldest brother thinks...... Hmm, think about it, first of all, the eldest brother is still here, how can I leave the eldest brother alone and run away first? Although it is very rare to say that people who are affectionate and loyal are very rare now, the younger brother happens to be one of them...... Besides, with the big brother here, I'm not afraid of that big lizard, why should I run......?! Well, if I run away alone, I won't know the way back......! The younger brother still has to accompany the eldest brother to fight monsters! This ...... Well, the eldest brother is definitely thinking too much!"

“...... Really?"

I don't know if it was infected by the little mage's constant rolling of his eyes, Shrek also began to blink his little yellow bean eyes, but there was still some doubt in his eyes:

"But you're running backwards...... Can you call the big brother to fight monsters together?!Why don't you rush forward but shrink back?!Something is wrong......

"This ...... Well, it's pretty ...... This is common sense! Has the eldest brother forgotten that the younger brother is a magician? The magician is good at long-range magic attacks, and this kind of thing is hand-to-hand combat, and he is the cannon fodder of the eldest brother's powerful and strong and brave guns...... Uh, the heroes do it! The magician's melee ability is too poor, of course, he has to hide far behind to perform magic, big brother, think about it, let's meet the dragon beast in the waterhole, that is, the little snake, at that time, isn't this the division of labor?!"

The little mage's face did not change and was vibrant, which seemed to dispel Shrek's suspicions a lot.

In Shrek's concept, once a person lies, he must blush and have a heartbeat or his eyes flash, and there must always be some weakness of heart, but the little mage seems to be more calm and calm than his own party who asks for guilt, and it is obviously not like he is telling nonsense.

So I have to say that Shrek doesn't know his little brother too well, and it also shows that Xie Yu's ability to make up nonsense without making drafts and not changing his face and heart is really good.

So the rough embryo immediately believed the little mage a little bit in his heart, and then frowned and tilted his head, making a look of thinking hard, as if he was really beginning to recall the scene of the battle with the little snake.

In the end, it seemed that the little mage's explanation finally made sense, and Shrek nodded with a little satisfaction: "It seems to ...... You were really hiding far away and discharging electricity there, and the electricity that came out really helped a little......"

"Yes, yes, yes, which magician has you ever seen in hand-to-hand combat?!That's how it is......"

"Okay, okay, anyway, if you want to run, then big brother will break your leg first...... There's one more thing, well, a very serious question...... Big brother wants to ask you well!"

Xie Yu made up a mess, and once again fooled the anger of the rough embryo, his eyes were rolling around, and he was going to put his stillborn escape plan on the agenda again to plan well, but he heard Shrek's voice in his ears become a little vicious again, and he looked over suspiciously, and saw that Shrek was aiming at his troublesome goddess Nicole's gaze at some point, and turned back to himself, and at the same time, limited by the eyes of the soybean, the two thin and narrow eyes that shot out, with a deep sense of humiliation and grief:

"Didn't you say that when a woman is inexplicably angry, if there is no monster to fight and no hero to save beauty, then ...... Spanking a woman's ass twice can also show a man's masculinity and make a woman normal?! However, you can tell me that when the big lizard didn't come just now, I slapped your sister-in-law in the ass as you said, but how did it ...... Your sister-in-law is not only not angry, but even more angry?!"

Xie Yu: "......"

"Boy, are you dumb, why are you glaring at me and not talking?!"

"Oh, oh...... I'm sorry, I was distracted just now......" Xie Yu came back to his senses, looked at the eager and confused little white appearance of the rough embryo opposite, snickered, touched his forehead, and felt a little speechless.

"Bastard boy, you are distracted by such a serious matter?!" The little mage's hippie smile attitude couldn't help but make Shrek angry immediately.

"Don't worry, don't worry, isn't this coming back......? Big brother, I remember when I said spanking, huh, slapping or pumping, spanking in the mouth, pumping ass, slapping in the mouth, or slapping and spanking......?! It seems to be a bit confusing. “

Xie Yu paused and scratched his head suspiciously: "However, there is nothing wrong with smoking, but you can suck your ass...... Why does it sound so awkward?!It seems a little dirty!Hmm...... It seems that it is really no good to know more, no matter what! it must be a spanking...... The young master is cultured and noble, and his moral character is so noble that he is like a holy lotus flower in the mud......"

"The kid is muttering again, where are you talking so much nonsense?!You're just spanking, what's wrong......"

"What's wrong? I said spanking...... Well, yes, it's spanking!"

Xie Yu shook his head, as if to expel the distracting thoughts in his mind, first repeated it affirmatively, and then turned his head to Shrek, but his face was full of hatred:

"But, but...... Big brother, it's really not the little brother who said you, you ...... You, what we said was good, obviously we were talking about spanking her, right......? But why are you touching it?!"

"No one will think it's a hit, and it's not appropriate to use it, anyone will think it's a touch......

"But...... After all, my sister-in-law hasn't passed the door yet, there are so many people guarding the court, so you just touch other people's butts, and it's strange if you don't turn your face with you?!"

Even if you have a good relationship with your sister-in-law, you can't be so anxious, isn't this a hooligan in public...... Remember not to do this in the future!"

"Huh, big brother...... What's wrong with you? Why don't you speak? Why did your face suddenly become so dark?! It used to seem to be purple and black at most, but now it's completely black......

......

Xie Yu persuaded hard, but after shaking his head and chattering for a while, he found that Shrek beside him was completely silent, and there was no refutation at all, but the rough breathing sound in his ears became more and more heavy and urgent.

So in surprise, Xie Yu squinted his eyes, but saw that with his muttering, the face of this rough embryo began to turn completely black, black like a large inkstone that had just been ground into ink, the big mouth of the ground covered the sky tightly, a pair of soybean eyes stared at him, as if he was about to spew fire, the huge nostrils moved with the short and heavy breathing, the two tufts of vigorous nose hair, trembling more violently than ever, in the storm brought by the nostril breathing, swaying left and right and struggling, and as if facing the tragic fate of being broken at any time。

"It's not good! I talk too much! Why am I talking about this?!I'm really dizzy!Alas! Damn made a mistake......" After glancing at the rough embryo, Xie Yu secretly screamed in his heart, quickly retracted his squinting gaze, did not stop for a moment, immediately took a big stride, turned around and ran.

"That's a beating! It's a beating! It's not touching! I didn't touch it!! I didn't play hooligan!! bastard, bastard, you dare to talk nonsense here and ruin my reputation with Miss Nicole! See Grandpa doesn't break your legs! Stop, don't run!"

Sure enough, when Xie Yu poured the strength of his life into his legs, and just ran out two or three steps, he heard a roar like a coarse embryo behind him, and then it sounded, as well as the heavy footsteps of the coarse embryo's unique momentum of "dong", "dong", "dong", just like a more and more dense drumbeat, a tight chase......

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