Chapter 269: Death Battle (2)

We will ignore the monstrous anger of the rough embryo for the time being, but the discouragement and frustration of the little mage at the moment is really not pretended, but can only be regarded as a kind of true expression of helplessness.

Originally, in the familiar past life, he lived a muddy life, eating and waiting for death, and when he was happy and satisfied, he unexpectedly planted his head into the sewer and crossed into the strange world that can be called a ghost, and after trying various methods and not being able to go back, Xie Yu originally accepted his fate, and just wanted to continue in this world to eat and eat elegantly and wait for death.

But the successive appearance of Luhua, the old mage and Nicole's master and servant completely disrupted his mediocre and happy life.

Luhua has obviously grown for ten years, but it is still only about the same size as a domestic rooster, and it is also good at wine and lust, stubborn and ungrateful, although it is known as a divine beast, but there is no shadow of a single hair on the body.

Since the first sight of the meeting, the old mage has deeply imprinted the words "old and not serious for old and disrespectful" in Xie Yu's impression, even if he is known as "the last holy demon guide in the mainland", but Xie Yu firmly believes that anyone who sees this old guy's words and deeds and behavior will probably be immediately disappointed, and then all the worship and respect in his mind will be completely eliminated.

The most hateful thing is that this guy has to put a hell mission on himself out of nothing, which sounds weird and scary......

If you are a local nobleman in the countryside, who is this recruiting to provoke whom?!

And Nicole's master and servant, although he does not have the reputation of bluffing, but at this moment, after Xie Yu saw the horror of the living dragon clan, Xie Yu did feel that he was only afraid that he would be out of reach in his life......

Although Xie Yu had already made up dozens of sets of countermeasures in his mind, after opening his brain, he found that no matter from which point of view, if he confronted this dragon head-on today, he would definitely die!

However, you can't die in this dark ghost cave!

As the saying goes, it's safe to go into the ground, but ...... If you continue to rub it off, if you really fight that dragon head-on, I'm afraid that there must be no bones, right?!

Not to mention that the fire dragon can breathe down and wipe out its own people, even if the giant claw the size of the roof is smashed down, I am afraid that it will be immediately turned into pulp......

Damn, the corpses can't be found, so how can they be buried in the ground?!

Besides, there is a saying in the previous life that leaves fall to the roots, even if you are far from the time when the leaves fall to the roots, you will die at the age of flowers......

But...... However, why do you have to die closer to your hometown?!

"Oh, Mommy......"

- Xie Yu lamented dejectedly.

Xie Yu was depressed in his heart, only to feel that all thoughts were lost, and when he was about to continue his unsuccessful escape plan, he was unexpectedly followed by Shrek, kicked his sturdy kick, and gave a fierce courtesy, and added some interest by the way.

With a dull loud sound, I listened to the strange cry of our little mage, and his body flew up involuntarily, flying two or three feet away, and then landed with a "bang", rolled a few times, and then stopped his body in embarrassment.

"Phew, Bah, Bah, Bah...... Uh?!, this rough embryo...... Alas, don't look at teammates who are usually pigs, but kick people's ass in the back...... Well, I learned pretty fast......" Xie Yu couldn't stop spitting out the dust and dirt poured into his mouth, and was about to jump up and scold the street in anger, but then he caught a glimpse of Shrek's angry appearance behind him, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, and couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly.

"Hey, that unproductive bastard boy! Don't play dead there! Stand up and take another beating from your brother! How dare you kick me, and run away after kicking?!"

Shrek stared at his waist and waited for a while, but saw this unsuccessful little brother just sitting there sighing and shaking his head at the same time, and his mouth seemed to be muttering, as if there was no one on the side, obviously he didn't put himself in his eyes, so Shrek, who was ignored, immediately felt that the anger in his heart began to "Zizi" again.

"Huh, take you another iron fist?bah!Are you idle to be a master?!" Xie Yu muttered quietly in his mouth, then patted the dust on his body, stood up slowly, coughed lightly, and then pretended to be a little puzzled, spread his hands, and said dissatisfiedly to the angry Shrek: "Big brother's request is so unreasonable, and the little brother hasn't done anything wrong, why do you make the big brother so unhappy?......!"

"Good boy, how dare you talk nonsense! completely unrepentant! That, you...... Why did you kick the big brother suddenly?!" The little mage's seemingly innocent attitude obviously made Shrek very dissatisfied, and the rough embryo paused, and then shouted viciously.

"This ...... Didn't the younger brother see the eldest brother yelling and scolding the dragon there, worried about attracting the dragon......?! Well, I stopped the big brother with my feet, you see, didn't the dead dragon turn around and chase it down now...... It really wasn't intentional!" Xie Yu naturally turned a blind eye to the anger of the rough embryo, just scratched his head, and casually began to talk nonsense: "Besides, didn't the eldest brother kick back just now?......!"

"Phew, cowardly boy, big brother is just going to call that big lizard down to fight! Finally, you can fight monsters in front of Miss Nicole and show that you are a hero to save beauty, isn't that what ......you said?! Besides, it's obviously a flying lizard, but it's bigger, why do you keep calling it a dragon?!"

"Yes, yes...... Next time, I won't make trouble again, and when I'm in a hurry, I forget that my eldest brother has always been brave and invincible, and I will clean up a little dragon...... Well, a winged lizard...... Looks like I'm doing this too much......"

Xie Yu couldn't laugh or cry at the arrogance of this rough embryo in his heart, but he didn't show any abnormality on his face, and after slapping a few words at this smooth donkey, he paused, but he still seemed to be a little confused, frowned and said: "It's just that the eldest brother, although the eldest brother is brave and brave, but ...... That big lizard is gone, and the so-called more is better than less, so why does the big brother have to hold on to it?"

"Didn't I tell you that the eldest brother wants to be a hero to save the beauty?!There is no monster to fight along the way...... How can a hero save beauty?!and...... And that big lizard called a dragon, well......"

Xie Yu's face was submissive, which made Shrek obviously a little angry, but as soon as he talked about the "lizard" that flew away, the rough embryo suddenly became angry again, with a gritted teeth and a look of shame, and muttered hatefully: "The way that big guy looks at me is really a little angry!"

"Oh, what do you mean by that?"

The look in his eyes made the eldest brother very unhappy, as if he looked down on people...... That hateful look, huh...... The eldest brother usually looks at the family dog like that......" he said, snorting angrily in his nostrils, and then smacking the ground.

“...... Alas!" Xie Yu sighed, then nodded and agreed: "I see, that's right! That lizard is indeed a little blind! That kind of look like looking at a pet, no one can help but be angry......"

"That's it! How can you look at people like that?! It's so rude! But when I was trying to fix it, I didn't expect that the hateful lizard to escape......" Shrek muttered indignantly, but suddenly slapped his huge black head, as if he suddenly remembered something, and glared at Xie Yu viciously with a fierce gaze:

"Oh, by the way, when it comes to running away, kid, did you want to run away alone?!"

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