Chapter 244: A New Guide

After completely vomiting out all the things in his stomach, Xie Yu sat on the ground, as if he was paralyzed, his hands were weakly supporting the ground, staring at a pair of dead fish eyes and looking up at the sky weakly, but there was only the monotonous white expanse in his eyes, and in his mouth and nose, there was only breath out but no breath in, and after a moment of weak gasping without moving, he never wanted to get up again. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Moreover, before being attacked by Shrek's tone and saliva, Xie Yu had been tortured by the two air currents in his chest, and he was so exhausted that he was so discouraged and his heart was like stagnant water, he was trying to break off his self with integrity and backbone, and hit the arrogance of the two air currents of cold and heat, but, sadly, our little mage has not had time to show a little bit of his own discipline, Shrek, an idiot guy, just jumped out of nowhere, opened his big mouth and smoked and sprayed at himself......

It's really unlucky!

Originally, in the past few days, because the food of all kinds of meat has long been exhausted, and in this unfortunate seemingly endless ice, snow and clouds, even if Shrek is diligent in hunting, he has not found a single living thing, so several human men have naturally been unable to taste any meat for a few days, and when they are really hungry, they can only nibble on two mouthfuls of fruit to cushion their babes.

In fact, the stomach was already empty, and under Xie Yu's extremely cheerful vomiting just now, even the gastric juice and bile seemed to be vomited clean.

Our little mage, who was already exhausted, just relied on his tenacious willpower not to die in a foreign land, and was ravaged by the two airstreams, and when his willpower finally collapsed and was ready to die together, he was ravaged by Shrek's saliva and tone!

After this series of tosses, Xie Yu really felt that he wanted to cry without tears......

"Damn! the old saying is so good - if people are unlucky, they will stuff their teeth when they drink cold water!" Xie Yu shook his head and sighed, gritting his teeth in his heart.

Alas! Originally, I was drinking wine and singing songs at the class reunion, but I fell into the sewer and wore it inexplicably!

The abandoned garden in the backyard has not been visited for a few years, and I finally came up to visit it with interest, but I dropped the bottom of the well and picked up an ugly stick, and almost took Lao Tzu's life!

After being bored at home for a long time, I got a bow with bells and whistles, and finally went out to hunt a bird on the mountain, but I met Lu Hua, a traitor who didn't have the slightest bit of divine beast posture, and the old man who had to give himself some nonsense mission!

Go up the mountain to chop firewood, and by mistake, I recruited the trouble-making little girl, and the little traitor Lu Hua fought hotly, one person and one bird were embarrassed, and I had to engage in a suicide mission, for the sake of grass, the pit Meng abducted and tricked a group of people to come out and duel with a dragon!

What a hell of a life!

Lao Tzu also recognized it, but after the crossing, this pair of bird skins, although it looks quite eye-catching, but because the hair is to develop and deform, there is such an unlucky thing on the chest, and he always changes his way to let Lao Tzu experience the same deformed and distorted 'ice and fire two heavens'?!

Damn! I don't want to play anymore, I just kill myself, and I meet a Shrek to make trouble!

Shrek's unhygienic rude idiot, the lethality of his tone and saliva is comparable to that of a biological weapon......

You can't kill yourself, you still can't let people live?!

Damn! Thinking about it so carefully, it seems that it has not been smooth since I came to this unfortunate world!

"Alas...... It's really a can't survive and die! It's too much of a bully! Alas...... There is no heavenly reason!"

Xie Yu sighed, tried to sit up straight, held his head with both hands, and hung his head there depressed and depressed.

......

"Don't be in a daze, boy, are you done throwing up, hurry up and eat after you finish throwing up!...... This big one is for you!"

When Shrek's bull cry sounded again, Xie Yu was shocked, and quickly raised his head and looked ahead vigilantly.

Xie Yu tried his best to widen his eyes, and found a black thick hand, grasping a fruit, quickly poking out from the dense fog in front of him with visibility of only more than a foot, stirring up the surrounding fog like a substance as if there were ripples, and then, I saw Shrek's tall silhouette like a black iron tower slowly emerging from the dense fog.

"Rely on it...... Stop!

Xie Yu's face changed greatly, lest this guy come forward again and attack him with his breath and saliva, and after a frightened shout, he waved his hand again and again with a bitter face to stop:

"That...... Big brother, you better eat it yourself! Originally, you couldn't eat enough for the past few days, and this fruit was left for you...... I'm not hungry, I'm really not hungry!"

"Huh, I'll leave this too, but ......."

Shrek, who loomed in the thick fog, seemed to be a little surprised in his rough voice:

“...... You're not hungry, how can you not be hungry after throwing up for so long? Eat some mats, pads, don't worry about big brother, big brother, I can ......withstand one of them."

"Don't leave me alone...... I'm not hungry!"

Seeing that Shrek's ugly face was full of emotion and distressed expression, and he was about to move forward, Xie Yu quickly stood up, then quickly jumped back, and shouted in a hurry:

"Big brother, you also know that you can't eat anything after you vomit just now, you can vomit whatever you eat...... Isn't that a waste?!Let me rest for a while, and when I have enough rest and an appetite, I will naturally go to my eldest brother to ask for ......."

"It's useless to be a kid! Eat or not, it's the first priority! But, well...... Then put it here first, and if you are hungry, come to the eldest brother to get ......" As he spoke, Shrek glared at the unfortunate little mage, and then carefully put the fruit handed to Xie Yu into his arms.

"Okay, okay, okay...... It's all because the younger brother's body is not angry, not as strong as the eldest brother, and he must change it in the future...... That, little brother doesn't have anything to do here, just rest for a while, big brother go back quickly......" Xie Yu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest twice, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and then prepared to see this rough embryo go away.

However, Shrek had just turned around and was about to leave, and Xie Yu's heart hadn't had time to rejoice, but he saw that this rough embryo was biting the fruit of the elf clan in his mouth, and at the same time, he suddenly slapped his head and screamed "Oops", and then in Xie Yu's frightened gaze, he actually turned back again.

"Big brother...... I really don't have anything to do here!Hurry up and go back to protect Miss Nicole, Miss Nicole hasn't seen you for so long, I'm afraid I'll miss you......" Seeing Shrek walking towards him again, Xie Yu smiled bitterly and sighed.

"No nonsense! You're fine, but I've got something to do...... Boy, I blame you for throwing up for so long just now, causing the eldest brother to forget all the things that Miss Nicole explained, it's so undeserved...... Well, Miss Nicole has one more thing to ask you to do besides asking me to bring you food......"

"Hmm, looking for me? that chick is looking for ...... Uh, Miss Nicole looking for me? What can she do with me?"

Xie Yu was stunned when he heard this, quickly held his breath, and then looked at the solemn and serious look on the face of the rough embryo who was close to him, and couldn't help frowning, and after muttering for a while, his brows immediately opened, and his eyes widened:

"Is it possible...... We're almost there? What the hell is that grass about......? Uh, sister-in-law and that elf chick, didn't you say the damn dragon wasn't there?"

"Uh...... That's not ......it! Actually...... Well, Miss Nicole asked me to come and tell you - we seem to be lost, so I'll let you go over to the front of the line and lead the way......"

“......“

Xie Yu didn't believe his ears a little: "Bring ...... Lead the way?Did you say it wrong or did I hear it wrong?!"

"Even though Miss Nicole told me this, I wondered why I suddenly asked you to lead the way...... However, that ...... I wasn't wrong, and you heard you right!...... Boy, you're going to be our new guide!" said Miss Nicole...... Next, I'm afraid I'm going to work hard for you!"

Shrek glanced back in the direction of the goddess in the fog, and when he turned back again, he blinked his small eyes twice, and then, he looked at his mage brother with some sympathy, and his black head was a little heavier, and he affirmed.

Xie Yu: "......"

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