“...... Damn, there's something wrong!"

After finally confirming that Shrek was not joking with himself, Xie Yu was stunned for a while, and then, after several tosses, Xie Yu's body that was about to collapse seemed to have strength again, and he jumped up with a jump, his face full of surprise and anger, and he didn't care that the little girl's flower messenger was about a foot by his side at the moment, and he couldn't help cursing in his mouth:

"Why? Let me be the guide? Let me lead the way? Let me lead the way? Is that little girl's head a show? This is the first time that the master has come to this unlucky middle finger mountain! Before meeting that unlucky little girl, the master has never been out of Tanya City! Let me lead the way?! Aren't you afraid to let the master take you to the ditch?! Hmph...... Do you want the master to be cannon fodder?!phew!no way......"

"Boy, don't be so unproductive! Aren't you just a guide? Look at you like this...... What a shame!"

Although Shrek's loud voice shouted, and the volume could be as loud as several Xie Yu, this rough embryo looked at his little brother who was emotionally noisy there, as if he still felt a little unbearable on his face, so he sighed sympathetically, and then hurriedly took two steps forward, pulled the little mage to the side, and lowered his voice to comfort. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Shame on you?!...... Can you try it as a guide?" Xie Yu snorted, and leaned towards Shrek, who stood and spoke without backache.

"Well, it's a big deal...... Well, the eldest brother will be this guide with you!The eldest brother will give you courage!" Shrek patted his chest and said arrogantly.

"Damn...... I ask you -- do you know the road or do I know the way?!"

As he spoke, Xie Yu glared at Shrek angrily, angry:

"Let me be the guide? That idiot chick can figure it out? Did she let the donkey kiss her brains? Damn! What about that little girl in Yawen? What about the elves? Do they all eat rice?!Aren't they guides?!"

"Why is the kid so reactive? Just a guide...... It's not a big deal!As for being scared like this?!The boy is too unproductive......

Shrek glanced at his timid and fearful mage brother, his eyes were a little dissatisfied, his big mouth pouted fiercely, and said disdainfully: "Besides...... After a while, the eldest brother will go and ask Miss Nicole to allow the eldest brother to follow you to open the way ahead, hum...... With the eldest brother by your side to protect you, what else is there to be afraid of...... This mountain is so big, after a few circles, the eldest brother can't believe that he can't find the entrance to the cave!"

"What hole...... Oh!"

The bold words echoed in his ears, but Xie Yu pinched his chin and groaned, and his eyes narrowed, as if thoughtful:

"So...... That unfortunate Ice Flame Grass is in a hole in this Middle Finger Mountain! But...... That's not right, right! Didn't that flat-chested chick say she had been here before? Why should she work hard......, little master? There must still be some shady conspiracy......! Definitely holding back some bad ideas and preparing to harm the master! hum ......"

"The kid just saw your embarrassing look like you were about to scare off your pants, and the eldest brother didn't ask...... That, you're always muttering 'little chick, little girl', who are you talking about?!...... Are you talking about the beautiful and generous Miss Nicole?!"

When Xie Yu squinted over, he found that Shrek had crossed his waist with his hands, an angry look appeared on his ugly face, and a pair of small yellow bean eyes widened hard, staring at him viciously.

"Damn! I was so angry just now that I forgot that this rude nymphomaniac was still around......! Ahh

Xie Yu secretly felt careless in his heart, his eyes blinked twice, and he muttered twice quietly, and then his face quickly piled up a warm smile like the sun shining on the earth:

"Don't dare...... Of course, it's not the sister-in-law you said...... Well, how could the little brother be so rude......? The younger brother complained about the long-legged elf girl, and when he came out, he flattened his chest, saying that she and the elven people would be the guides, and lead our strong team to meet the little dragon...... However, after wandering around in this mountain for a few days, I suddenly found fault and asked my younger brother to lead the way...... However, I don't know the road at all, my little brother...... Isn't that embarrassing?!"

"That abominable elf chick...... It must have been deliberately to find trouble with the little brother!"

Xie Yu was casually talking nonsense, while obliquely squinting at Shrek, and sure enough, he found that under his perfunctory non-drafting, Shrek's ugly face and anger had disappeared, and instead of empathy, he felt the general helplessness and sympathy for what he had suffered, so Xie Yu couldn't help laughing in his heart, and gritted his teeth and continued to buckle the basin to the top of Yawen's head, and in front of "little girl", the tone of the word "elf" was specially accentuated.

Then, Xie Yu heard two heavy "hums" with annoyance coming from the dense fog in front of him.

Although Xie Yu is just a half-magician, his senses are still much sharper than ordinary people, so Xie Yu obviously heard that the first sound was Nicole Little Nier, and the second sound followed by no interval...... As expected, it must be Yawen who was detained......

"Alas...... Boy, don't be so resentful, actually, that elf chick...... Well, there's no way around that elf!"

Shrek heard two angry snorts, and quickly glanced back at the direction of the dense fog behind him, and then turned his head, as if he was a little weak-hearted, and kept squeezing his eyebrows at Xie Yu, signaling Xie Yu to lower his voice At the same time, he said good things for the elf in a loud voice:

"That...... The elves have helped us Miss Nicole so much this time, and we definitely don't want to get lost...... But we had been walking in the fog for two days, and the head of the elf found that she really couldn't find the hole...... But she seems to have been here before, and she wants to get lost this time, just because the fog is indeed much bigger than before......"

"......Shh Alas!" Xie Yu slanted a glance at Shrek, who was eager to please his goddess chick just because Nicole snorted, rolled his eyes, and then muttered in his mouth, secretly despising Shrek's spinelessness in his heart.

"Don't believe it, boy, will the eldest brother lie to you?!Later, I couldn't find the way while walking, and the female elf found Miss Nicole, and the two discussed for a while, and at the suggestion of the female elf, Miss Nicole asked me to come to find your ......"

“...... Of course, a flat chest has to be ......considered ugly, of course," Xie Yu glanced at the thick fog, and snorted dissatisfiedly in his nose.

"Shhh......h Don't let her hear it! Tell someone bad about someone behind your back! But, hehe......"

Shrek glared at Xie Yu, as if to blame this little brother for his unscrupulous words, and then he leaned his head up again, blinked his little eyes, and nodded at Xie Yu again and again:

"Ugly people make a lot of mistakes!Well, that's it...... Hey, hey, hey...... Right, right, right, right......"

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