Chapter 230: Shameless Rough Embryo

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In addition to the mountain wind that kept lingering in his ears, and the snoring of the two people and a bird who were still disturbing Xie Yu.

Also, it is Shrek, the big stomach king, because he didn't eat enough again last night, and in the interval between the earth-shattering snoring, he occasionally let out a dissatisfied dream.

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In the early morning, the sky was already slightly bright, and hearing the sound of the elves getting up, Xie Yu once again held two black panda eyes, and after a helpless sigh, he slowly opened his eyes.

"! It's really a volcano...... Except for the big rocks are the small stones, which is too barren......

Xie Yu rubbed his red eyes, then stood up and looked into the distance.

Raising his neck and looking up hard, this middle finger mountain is still so majestic and magnificent, Xie Yu raised his eyes, but found that he couldn't see the end at all.

Although Xie Yu's own eyesight is extremely good, Xie Yu helplessly found that even if he used the Eagle Eye Technique, he still couldn't see what kind of scene the peak of the Middle Finger Mountain above was.

Because, a thick cloud and mist surrounding it completely obscured the top of this middle finger mountain.

This unfortunate mountain peak was actually inserted straight into the clouds, and it was really the tallest and towering peak that Xie Yu had ever encountered in his previous life or in this life.

Moreover, the peaks of Middle Finger Mountain in the mist show a rich milky white, and from a distance, it even looks a little dazzling, not at all like the gray and black color of the place where you are now.

Obviously, that's where the cold is above the snow line.

And because the middle finger mountain is so tall and straight, even if the mountain is so barren, there is no green vegetation such as trees or bushes, it is replaced by the monotonous gray-black of the rock or soil.

There were no obstacles on the road, and the speed of the brindled mantis naturally increased a lot.

However, after walking non-stop all night, with the swift and windy footsteps of the brindled mantises, they still did not reach the halfway point of this middle finger mountain.

Xie Yu shook his head and sighed for a while that this middle finger mountain was indeed too tall and shameless, then snorted in his nose and turned his gaze to the bottom of the mountain.

At the foot of the mountain, as far as the eye could see, it was still the same monotonous gray and black, and the seemingly vast green meadow that the team had just walked on yesterday was now only the size of a pitiful house.

And the tall jungle located between the Middle Finger Mountain and the meadow, in Xie Yu's eyes at this moment, was like a green ribbon, scattered at the feet of everyone, cutting off all the connection between the Middle Finger Mountain and the outside world.

I don't know if it's his own illusion, Xie Yu feels that the final destination of this trip, this Middle Finger Mountain, although he has only reached her halfway up the mountain at the moment, Xie Yu still has a feeling of detachment from the real world, following the heroic steps of the brindled sword mantises, towards the distant sky, towards the unknown mysterious space.

This majestic middle finger mountain that reaches straight into the sky seems to be isolated between heaven and earth, like a bridge erected connecting heaven and earth.

"Alas, the creation of heaven and earth is indeed very magical! Although I have never seen Mount Everest, I ...... Even Mount Everest, the most majestic and towering mountain in the previous life, is probably nothing compared to the middle finger mountain in front of me......! It's a fucking volcano!"

With the faint light, looking left and right up and down, Xie Yu lowered his head, and finally sighed again, and began to roll his eyes after sitting down:

"No matter! Volcanoes are volcanoes...... Damn! I can only hope it's not an active volcano! If you just climb halfway up the mountain, and then there is an eruption...... Hmph, that's pretty good, so you don't have to bother the hapless dragon to do it......"

"Alas, this little girl, this troublemaker! I have a good life, but I actually ran to such a high volcano to commit suicide and play! And I kidnapped so many unlucky people to find excitement together, damn it...... Those elves are stupid too!" Xie Yu muttered dissatisfiedly, and glanced behind him casually.

Not only the elves on the two brindled mantis in front of them had already gotten up early, but the Nicole chicks and the two female elves in the back had already opened their eyes, and were looking around with wide eyes just like they had just been, with the help of the brighter and brighter light of the early morning.

Robert, the extremely loyal wooden knight, had also woken up with his master, staring at a pair of dead fish eyes, looking around curiously, but from time to time drifting to the eyes of the female elf Yawen beside his master, still made Xie Yu a little contemptuous and headache.

And the only one who is asleep is naturally the snoring duo and a bird group with good sleep quality.

The traitor bird Luhua is sleeping like a dead bird in the arms of the old elf Alex, and the sweetness is enviable.

The little fat man was lying not far in front of the wooden knight, still snoring irregularly, and the saliva at the corner of his mouth was already a small puddle, and at this moment, Robert, under the order of the already impatient Nicole chick, didn't care to peep at his flat-chested goddess again, stretched out his feet, and was kicking his long-time colleague again and again, obviously trying to wake up this noisy guy.

As for Shrek, who sleeps next to him......

Xie Yu shook his head, smiled bitterly, and turned his face back, looking at the disgust with a hint of embarrassment and amusement, obviously after only one look, he didn't want to look at it a second time.

Because......

When Xie Yu turned his eyes back from the little fat man's body and fell on the cheap senior brother who was close at hand, he couldn't help but find that he was lying on his back in the sky in the shape of a "big" character, with his blood basin and mouth wide open, drooling sideways, and snoring with the familiar earth-shattering snoring.

But that's not the point!

Because, what makes Xie Yu cry and laugh the most is-

This rude rough embryo and nymphomaniac, the part of the body in the middle at the moment, is actually ...... ......!

Although, this is a normal physiological reaction of a man in the morning, which is understandable, but ......

Damn, you have to drum, who made you a normal man? But ...... You have to pick the occasion at the very least!

Don't forget, there are three other ladies next to you?!

Nicole Chick and Two Female Elves!

If the three ladies saw it, especially your goddess Nicole, that scene would ...... Isn't it embarrassing, you say?!

Moreover, the robe that Xie Yu lent Shrek to wear, due to the difference in the figure of the two, was already relatively tight, so now the small tent that Shrek shamelessly held up is like the original tenacious germ of a towering tree.

When Xie Yu turned around, the corner of his eye happened to catch a glimpse of Nicole Little Girl, and he happened to look at himself immortally, and then as expected, his little face immediately turned red, red like a ripe apple, and the cherry snorted fiercely in his little mouth, and quickly lowered his head.

"Damn! Shameless! Can't you sleep on your stomach?! You see how conscious fat people are!"

After Xie Yu turned his head back, he lowered his head again, shook his head, covered his forehead, grinned, shrugged his shoulders, and tried to suppress it, but he still couldn't help laughing.

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