"Phew!"

"Shameless toad!"

"Bah, bah, bah...... Shrek!...... If you dare to talk nonsense like this again! Believe it or not, I'll cut out your tongue!"

Just when Shrek was pulling his sleeves menacingly, his eyes widened viciously, and he wanted to teach this little brother who was trying to rebel a lesson, but the three angry female voices suddenly came from the position of the tail of the brindled knife mantis. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Among the three female voices, there is naturally a strong sense of righteous indignation and disgust.

The shrill female voices were followed by a flurry of laughter, mixed with a few whistles and boos.

Needless to say, the three female voices were the angry old elf Arix, the flat-chested elf Yavin, and the embarrassed Nicole chick, and the unscrupulous whistles and boos did not know whether they came from the fat man or the wooden knight.

However, with Xie Yu's understanding of the wooden character of the wooden knight, it was expected that the kind of whistles and boos that seemed to be coming from the obscene guy of the dead fat man.

Sure enough, as Xie Yu expected, after a few whistles and boos, Xie Yu heard a cold scolding from the little girl: "Shaluo, shut up! If you make trouble again, you will be punished to go back and move stones!"

Then the little fat man's hooligan whistles and obscene boos immediately stopped abruptly, but whether this fat man was still secretly happy in his heart was not something that Xie Yu could know.

Although this is just an episode, this small episode did make Shrek take the action of teaching the rebel brother and establishing the prestige of the eldest brother after eating dry vinegar, which gave a slowdown to success.

"That...... Hey...... Miss Nicole, don't be angry, I won't say it......"

Because, when Xie Yu turned his gaze back, he found that this rough hand was stuck high in front of him and did not fall, but the black and purple ugly face happened to turn in the direction of Nicole Girl and the others, and the other hand touched his head, hehe, silly music.

"Faceless idiot!" Xie Yu snorted.

"Boy, what are you talking about?!" Shrek turned his head and glared at Xie Yu angrily.

"Uh...... I mean-- well, well...... Big brother, although you have a lot of affection for Miss Nicole, and Miss Nicole is also fond of you, but ...... How can such a thing be said in public? We don't care, but girls want to save face! You shout so loudly, think about it...... Well, Miss Nicole will definitely be shy......"

Xie Yu rolled his eyes, although he didn't take Shrek's threat to heart, but in line with the principle that more things are better than less, he started to talk nonsense without playing after laughing.

"Oh...... Oh, yes, the boy was right!

Shrek twisted his brows and rubbed his head, thinking bitterly there, Xie Yu snickered and hugged his shoulders, the old god stood by and waited quietly, sure enough, after a while, Shrek seemed to finally turn the corner, and slapped his hands heavily: "Damn! That's right! careless, oops! It's really careless......"

Not having time to pay attention to the chagrin and long sigh of this rough embryo, Xie Yu shook his head with a wry smile, and then sat down and was about to start meditating.

After all, saving one's life is the most important thing, at this critical moment when it is very likely to fight with a dragon, Xie Yu's mind is all about how to save his life, and where does he have the heart to pay attention to the boring feelings of this rough embryo?

"Hey...... Boy, don't sleep yet! It's not over yet!Tell the eldest brother what medicine you took the wrong medicine today?!The attitude is so rude......" Shrek touched his head and figured out the reason why the goddess scolded him, and then after a deep self-reflection, he seemed to finally put his mind at ease, but then he frowned two sea cucumber eyebrows, looked at the little brother sitting cross-legged and hummed dissatisfied.

In the face of Shrek's perseverance, Xie Yu sighed, and had to open his eyes again: "Actually, I didn't take any medicine, I just wanted to be angry with my sister-in-law......"

"Shh

Shrek looked anxious, his ugly face immediately changed color, and he decisively interrupted the little mage's words, and then glanced at the back nervously, and saw that there was no movement, so he relieved his heart again, patted his chest gently, and then glared at Xie Yu:

"Miss Nicole just said, why don't you kid have such a long memory? Just know it, there's no need to shout all over the world! Or I'm sure Miss Nicole is shy, you stupid! I was reminded by your kid just now, and the eldest brother also remembered it, I did hear Uncle Alan next door say that the girl's face is really thin...... How can you make such a noise?!"

"Alas...... Okay!" Xie Yu was a little speechless, smiled bitterly again, and then lowered his voice and sighed.

"Why are you angry with your sister-in-law...... Hmm, Miss Nice?" Shrek Doudou's eyes widened and he said angrily.

"This ...... When I was angry with her, when she was angry and depressed, didn't you just be a good person to comfort her......? Forget it, let's put it this way! It's creating an opportunity for you to get close to Nicole, for your own good...... You don't appreciate me, but you come to question me?! Grace will take revenge! Is there any reason for this......

Xie Yu pursed his lips, he didn't need to deliberately make up reasons at all, and he would talk nonsense when he opened his mouth.

Because, leaving aside the factors of Shrek's IQ, after a long time, Xie Yu found that as long as the topic was brought to the trouble-causing girl, no matter how big Shrek's thunderous anger was, he would temporarily put it aside for a while, and after figuring out this topic about the goddess, Shrek often couldn't remember why he was angry just now.

There is a saying that "nobles forget things", but Xie Yu feels that if this is used on Shrek, it is obviously inappropriate.

Because, obviously, this guy is not a nobleman, just a vulgar blacksmith, and it really has nothing to do with the word "expensive".

Therefore, this so-called "forgetting things" can only be attributed to this rough embryo with a wide heart, or in other words, living without heart and lungs......

"Hmm...... Well, the truth...... That seems to be the case......"

Once again, as Xie Yu expected, this staring nonsense and nonsense came to the supreme topic of enhancing the relationship and intimacy with the goddess, and this rough embryo really believed it again without exception, but he touched his head and blinked his soybean eyes, but Shrek glared at this little brother again:

"You kid...... When you want to help me get close to Miss Nicole in the future, no matter what method you use, but can you inform me in advance, so that I can know what to do next, and I can cooperate with you well...... Look, you're kind, but you've almost wronged you......"

"Whatever, it's okay...... Anyway, it's not once or twice that good intentions do bad things, and next time I do this kind of pimping thing, I must first discuss the specific operation details with you......"

"Pimping? What do you mean?"

"Hmm...... Pimping is pimping! Nothing ...... Very special meaning, to put it simply, pimping is to be a matchmaker, to be a matchmaker for the two of you, to help the two of you match, to say good things on both sides, and finally to help you become a couple, eh...... That's probably what it means!"

"Good...... Boy!hmm...... Although I said that I would be a couple like Miss Nicole without your help, ...... Boy, since you have some bad ideas and can come up with these good ideas for pimping, then you can pull the ...... But before you are ready to pimp, you must say hello to my eldest brother, how do you need to cooperate with my eldest brother...... Pull hard, pull hard!"

Just when Xie Yu was a little tired of talking nonsense, he saw the rough embryo in front of him, pretending to be silent for a while, as if he was thinking, and then suddenly he habitually slapped his thigh, and the two soybean eyes emitted an excited light, staring at himself tightly, with a happy face.

"Damn! Pimping has to pull hard, pull hard, pull hard, sigh...... This is the loss of having no culture!"

Xie Yu was stunned for a while, then slapped his forehead, smiled bitterly, covered his face and despised his misguided children, and after a while, he raised his head again, but his face was solemn and dignified like being ordered in danger:

“...... Alright!"

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