Chapter 283: Look, UFO!
"Happy......? Big brother, of course I'm happy!heyhehehehe...... Uhh......h That's not right!"
Shrek grinned, but then he seemed to suddenly remember something, his complexion suddenly changed, and his face, which had originally risen to dark purple, actually began to develop to the original black again, and Xiao Huangdou's eyes suddenly revealed a sense of panic and anxiety:
"It's broken! it's broken...... What if Miss Nicole hears that?!What if she minds that I'm not a virgin?!It's over!Oops! It's over, it's over, it's over......, it's over
As he spoke, Shrek glanced in the direction of the goddess not far behind him, and then began to shake his head there and beat his chest.
"I ...... Alas!"
Xie Yu sighed again, and spitted hard at the remorseful lover in front of him, secretly despising it in his heart:
"That girl is crying so much now, and her mind is all on her long-legged elf sister, where will she have time to take care of you......?!
"But, alas, I'm afraid it's really over now......" Xie Yu shook his head, turned his gaze back, and looked into the air not far away.
Even if you don't use the Eagle Eye Technique, just relying on the magician's sharper than ordinary eyes, the eyesight, the embarrassed elf team, and the fire dragon chasing after it, are becoming clearer and clearer!
Even though the light by the lake was dim at the moment, with his extraordinary eyesight, what Xie Yu saw now was no longer the small golden points of light that flickered and dimmed before, and even more than a few vague slender and thin figures.
As when he set off before, Yawen, who was the leader, was still flying in the front, and unlike the high momentum when he set off, the six or seven remnants of the elven clan were defeated at this moment, but they were all panicked and embarrassed!
Not to mention the loss of more than half of the manpower, the six or seven elves who were defeated and retreated, their usual cold and proud posture has long disappeared, including Yawen, the faces of the elves are full of complex expressions of fear, sadness, resentment and powerlessness, and other emotions intertwined.
The leather jacket, which has always been spotless, is now full of some large and small holes that have been burned out because of the inability to avoid the dragon's breath, and the elven clansmen who are as bright and neat as when they set off are actually not one, and they are all wearing colors!
There are even two male elves, who have been burned beyond recognition, the originally handsome and feminine face has long been pitch black, and the leather robe on the body has almost completely turned into pieces of charred black flying flocculents, and the underwear inside is also burned everywhere.
And this close-fitting underwear, because many places have already been burned, revealing the burnt gray-black flesh.
However, Xie Yu expected that the reason why the two elves, who were about to be seriously injured and dying, were able to survive in the end and escape back luckily, was that they were far away from the dragon's breath and coercive attacks during the battle, and thanks to the elves' innate excellent flight speed, they escaped early!
Xie Yu pinched his chin, he wondered if if it was himself, without the speed talent of the elven clan that was above all races in the continent, would he have enough ability to escape in the face of the dragon clan's fury and rage?!
“...... I'm afraid it won't work!" Xie Yu groaned slightly, then shook his head.
Even if he was only on the edge of the dragon's breath coverage, on the premise of desperately using the Wind Resisting Technique to run, as long as he ran a little slower for half a minute, he was afraid that he would have been swallowed by the flames.
This time, the face of the long-legged elf Yawen is no longer the cold and arrogant that makes her look down on you that "whether you are poor or rich, whether you are healthy or sick, she always looks down on you".
Although it is not as unrecognizable as the two clansmen, who seem to have been burned into roast chicken, and the leather jacket on the body has the same holes and charred black, but if it is compared to the clansmen, it is still neat and tidy, but on that exquisite face, in addition to the black and gray like a cat, a long black and soft hair tied up high has long been unkempt and loose, and after being wet and mixed with sweat and blood stains on the corners of the mouth, it is even more bonded together, and strands are scattered on the forehead and cheeks at will.
And Yawen's expression, in addition to panic, sorrow, resentment and helplessness, seemed to be full of a deep sense of frustration at this time, his face was distorted, his silver teeth were clenched, his eyes were wide open, and his eyes also revealed a kind of endless regret after despair!
If you look at it with the outfit and shape that is comparable to that of a beggar......
Well, let's put it this way-
At this time, Yawen was like a proud princess, and suddenly became the kind of fierce woman on the street who had just finished fighting with her man, and still lost......
Xie Yu looked at the embarrassed appearance of this long-legged elf chick who had always been cold, except for a few sighs in his heart at the beginning, and after expressing his sympathy slightly, but for some reason, there was a sense of schadenfreude in his heart!
"Hey, hey, hey, you have a day?!Let you be arrogant again!Let you not hit the south wall and not look back! This time the collision is miserable enough, right?! Let you stop looking at the young master with your eyes...... Hmph! It seems...... Everyone has a time to memorize words, as if there is no one in the world that you can look down on...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......, hey,
Xie Yu's long-suppressed mood was rare for a while, thinking about it, his mouth couldn't help but mutter, his eyes narrowed, the corners of his mouth rose, he pinched his chin and sneered, and his eyebrows would be raised from time to time!
If Nicole and Yawen saw his demeanor at the moment, they would definitely give him a few big disgusted eyes, as well as a face full of capitalized disgust.
Because, this is exactly the kind of obscene, evil and shameless standard smile of this little human mage in the impression of the two, which has made the two of them extremely profound!
However, at this moment, the two of them naturally couldn't see it, one was desperately vibrating his wings, and under the relentless pursuit of the fire dragon behind him, he fled for his life like an outlaw, while the other was standing on the shore and didn't want to see anything, just worried about the fear and tears of the elven brothers and sisters who lost their armor, who would have the time to pay attention to our unscrupulous little mage who gloated?!
It's just that Xie Yu's humming and chirping, and can't help laughing, but it has successfully attracted and diverted the attention of the rough embryo Shrek who has been beating his chest and making a remorseful appearance next to him......
"Huh, little Harrow!"
Shrek blinked his eyes, and immediately couldn't care about jumping his feet, his nose snorted and took a big stride, and he jumped in front of Xie Yu in one step, stretched out a black palm the size of a pu fan, and patted it on Xie Yu's shoulder: "Hey!Boy!What are you laughing at?!Are you laughing at your eldest brother again?!"
"Huh? Oops......"
Xie Yuzheng was smiling happily, caught off guard, under Shrek's vigorous pat, he couldn't help but stumble forward, and when he looked back at his steady pace, he saw the rough embryo with angry eyes and a purple head, but he frowned, his eyes rolled twice in confusion, and his expression was quite puzzled:
"Ash, you're sick...... Uh-huh, ahem...... Big brother, why are you slapping me all of a sudden?"
"What are you doing?!You're still asking me?!" Shrek's soybean eyes were round, his hands were forked to his waist, and he said angrily: "You say, why did you suddenly laugh so much just now?!"
"What do you mean? I, I, I...... Why am I laughing?"
"Good boy, you're still playing dumb! You say! You're smiling so ...... Hmm, obscene, yes! It's just a dirty laugh! Obviously, I want to see the big brother lively......
“......”
"Do you think that if Miss Nicole knows about the fact that the eldest brother is not a virgin, she will definitely be angry with the eldest brother and ignore the eldest brother?!"
“...... Huh?"
Xie Yu sighed and spread his hands: "Alas, little brother, I didn't mean that at all...... This is actually another unfortunate misunderstanding......"
"Dare to quibble......! The eldest brother and Miss Nicole have such a good relationship! Miss Nicole will not ignore the eldest brother because of such a trivial matter! I want to see the excitement? I want to see the two of us quarrel?!Phew! It can't be ......."
......
“...... Again, just have fun yourself......"
This style of asking guilt really made Xie Yu speechless for the self-inflicted affection of this rough embryo, and Xie Yu pouted with tears and laughter.
Although the mood that was only happy for a moment was slapped by this rough embryo, and it was so "justifiable", Xie Yu really couldn't raise the mood to quarrel with Shrek anymore.
Because, although the surface of this cold lake seems to be vast and boundless, with the speed of the dragons and elves, I am afraid that in a short time, it will fly to this shore......
And after the temporary tranquility on the shore is broken by the dragons and the defeated elves, my own escape plan and battle together may not be so smooth!
And the strength of that fire dragon is absolutely impossible for him to deal with!
Just look at what happened to the elves!
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"Hey, little Harrow, why don't you speak......" Shrek jumped to his feet and scolded for a while, but saw that his little brother was just silent, as if he didn't know what he was thinking, and ignored himself at all.
So, Shrek, who felt despised immediately, snorted angrily again, and then stretched out a big black hand the size of a fan.
It's just that this time his big hand was raised, and he saw the little mage in front of him suddenly smile weirdly, as if he was still ignoring himself, but he raised his head, his eyes crossed himself, and he looked behind him, and then he seemed to have found something strange or funny, his face changed, and he raised his hand to the top behind him, and shouted in horror:
"Look...... Flying saucer!"
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