"Hey, I said, boy, what do you see......

Shrek was muttering to himself there, and when he looked up inadvertently, he found that the little brother next to him was looking at him with a strange look, and the expression on his face was also a hateful look that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, so he was immediately furious again, his eyes glared, and he viciously pinched the ten fingers of his hands with a "rattle": "What kind of nonsense that 'a woman's mind can't guess just because the meat on her chest is too thick' is really lying to me again! It seems that if you don't teach you a good lesson today, you will definitely not be ......."

"Hmm...... This one is not in a hurry for the time being, and that one ...... Ah Shi, well, big brother, there is something that the younger brother wants to confirm with you, I really can't help it......" Seeing that the rough embryo took two steps forward towards him, Xie Yu quickly stopped laughing, jumped two steps back, and waved his hand seriously.

"No, no matter what, you have to take this bad breath for your sister-in-law first! I have to let you remember it for a long time......" Shrek was unmoved, and continued to move forward vigorously.

"This ...... There will be a chance in the future!Let's talk about something else...... Well, this ......"

Xie Yu didn't pay any more attention to the naked threat of force from this rough embryo, and after a perfunctory sentence casually, he waved his hand indifferently, blinked his eyes impatiently, and then changed his words, although he was still a little slurred, but in his tone, it sounded really weird:

"That...... Ah Shi, well, big brother...... Well, it's still awkward! That, my little brother Ashi......"

Then, the corners of our little mage's mouth twitched, and his eyelids rolled fiercely: "Let's put it this way, hmm...... The younger brother forgot to listen to someone a few days ago, saying that the eldest brother was a teenager...... Well, I think I was 12 years old...... At the age of twelve, when the budding flowers of the body were waiting to bloom, it was the envy of other men...... It's been a happy farewell to the virgin era, isn't it?!well, it's not ......."

“...... Huh?!"

The strange performance of the little mage in front of him made Shrek stunned as before: "You kid, you are about to meet the wrath of your eldest brother, but if you don't hurry up to forgive, you ...... How could you still care about such a boring question?!"

"Hmm...... It's all boring to discuss later, little brother just wants to know now, is this shameless rumor true or not?!" Xie Yu sighed and looked at Shrek with a sympathetic look.

"Hey, what rumors?!What shameless?!This is your eldest brother and I said it myself, how can it be a rumor?!"

Seeing that the little mage was squinting his eyes and squinting at himself, that hateful disdain and suspicion appeared on his delicate face, so Shrek was stunned for a short time and then immediately became angry: "This is not a big deal, why don't you seem to believe it! Your eldest brother has never deceived anyone in his life! So there is no need to lie about this kind of trivial matter......

"Oh?"

Seeing that the rough embryo in front of him held his head purple again, he raised a big hand to slap his chest "bang", but our little mage still only raised his eyebrows, stared at Shrek with crooked eyes, and then seemed to start to breathe out with his nostrils: "Hmph......! hum,

“...... Don't you dare not believe it, boy......?"

Every pore of the little mage's body seemed to reveal a suspicious and hateful appearance, Shrek saw anger in his eyes, and the anger that was originally despised had not had time to dissipate, and a new anger began to rise rapidly from his chest:

That year, my eldest brother was twelve years old...... Well, maybe eleven years old...... It doesn't matter! Anyway, that year, the youngest daughter of the neighbor Uncle Allen's family walked at night one night...... At that time, the eldest brother was helping others finish a fight, and the kid gave the eldest brother a piece of baked cakes, and my brother and I ate while walking, and after two bites, I felt that I was not full, and I thought about whether to go back to the kid and ask for two more baked cakes...... Because every time he helped someone fight, he was in charge of wine and meat, but he only gave him a piece of baked cake, and the result was really not enough, so he was about to go back to him to find him bad luck and reason with him......"

"Stop, stop...... Time is pressing, let's pick up the key points and say yes?"

“...... Okay!As you wish!Boy, I'm going to have to convince you today!Well, the point is, no...... I've known Uncle Allen's little sister since she was two years old, and she follows behind her eldest brother's ass like a little tail every day, and after playing for a long time, the natural relationship is better, just like what you said before, what kind of childhood plum and horse or the kind of two children who don't guess......"

"Stop, stop, stop...... Let you pick up the key points, you pick up far away!"

Xie Yu frowned, his face twisted fiercely, he took a deep breath, and then roared loudly: "I'm talking about the key points you started picking up the key points from that night, that is, the night you broke your virgin body......! Pick up the point!"

"Ugh...... Boy, are you really bold, aren't you?!You dare to yell at your big brother, don't you?!You dare to yell again?!!

Shrek's enthusiastic narration was suddenly interrupted by the little mage, and he choked involuntarily, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and raised his eyes to look at his little mage brother who suddenly became distorted and had blue tendons, as if he was stunned for a moment, and then, the face that had just faded turned purple in an instant, and the green tendons on his face, (well, actually purple tendons), seemed to be far more violent than the little mage in the roar.

Of course, in Shrek's anxious state, the crisp and crisp sound of pinching the knuckles between his hands is naturally indispensable.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you continue! Little brother won't intervene anymore......" Xie Yu was full of curiosity at the moment, and naturally didn't want to do any senseless entanglement with this rough embryo, so he jumped back and immediately admitted it.

"Hmph! This is the attitude that a little brother should have......

Shrek snorted twice, and after the nose hair trembled, he began to slowly narrate:

"Hmm...... The relationship between the two of us is very good, this little sister is also well-behaved and cute when she is young, especially attractive, and that night when the eldest brother was trying to go back to find the kid who was unlucky, but he heard a quarrel and the sound of the girl crying in a black rumbling alley next to him, and the voice seemed to be the little sister of Uncle Allen......'s family, which is worth it?! So the eldest brother rushed in with one arrow step, and sure enough, I saw three men pulling my little sister, and they were scolding and scolding......"

"And then there is the eldest brother who is so righteous and angry, naturally it is impossible to stand idly by, so he rushed forward and beat those guys away with three punches and two kicks, right? By the way, he also sent the neighbor's little sister home...... Xie Yu held back for a while, but he really couldn't hold back the flying spit and extremely lethal tone of the rough embryo on the opposite side, and couldn't help but tilt his head and say.

"Of course, and the eldest brother's body has been very good since he was a child, and he has a lot of strength, those three boys are not resistant to fighting, but the eldest brother has not hurt a single hair!

"Awesome, awesome, and then? huh...... Did something happen when you sent my little sister home?!" Xie Yu asked with a frown, ignoring the smugness of the rough embryo.

"Oh, that's not true, where do those three bad boys dare to come back after letting the eldest brother run away?" But when we left, I saw that the little sister was carrying a few jars of wine in her hand, and it was a little difficult, and she seemed to be frightened, and she couldn't stop crying there, so I took the wine and carried her home......"

"That's it? And then?"

"Then when I went back to Uncle Allen's house, I came into the house and met my father and Uncle Allen drinking, it turned out that the two of them were drinking high and the wine was gone, so I asked my little sister to go to the tavern to drink, but I accidentally met a bad guy on the way back......"

"Oh, that'...... And then what?!"

"And then? huh...... And then my father and Uncle Allen praised the eldest brother fiercely, and then pulled the eldest brother and me to drink together, you know, the eldest brother drank so much, the two of them got drunk after just drinking a sip, Uncle Allen sent my father to sleep in another room, so only the eldest brother and the little sister were left in the room......" mentioned the problem of the amount of alcohol, and the rough embryo patted his chest arrogantly.

"Hmm...... The eldest brother drinks a lot, so ...... This one...... Since it's just the two of you left in the house, there's a chance something going on between the two of you, right?!"

Seeing that Shrek was finally about to talk about the drama, Xie Yu casually patted the sycophant, although he was always suspicious in his heart, he still couldn't help but grin at the corner of his mouth, and his eyes couldn't help but light up immediately.

"Huh, boy, why do you suddenly seem to be in good spirits?!...... Dirty!"

Shrek saw that the little brother of the mage was almost drooling, his eyes were full of envy and curiosity, and he snorted and said: "It seems that Miss Nicole is right, you kid is really nasty!"

"Whatever she says, aren't all men like this...... Big brother, say it, what happened that night?" Xie Yu smiled and urged.

"Hey, hey, that's right, but that night, my eldest brother was also drunk and fell asleep in a daze......"

"Huh?" Xie Yu was stunned: "You ...... Well, you slept alone?!"

"Of course not! Hehe, of course the two of us are together! You kid is still young, you don't even understand this......" Shrek looked at the junior brother mockingly, his ugly face was shiny, and his face was full of smugness.

"That's it, I'll just say, that's right! And then what......"

"Then, the little sister finished cleaning up the wine table and leftovers, and also ran to the kang, maybe she felt a little crowded, and pushed the eldest brother to the kang twice, and then fell asleep, and slept until the next morning, and the eldest brother went home after waking up in the morning......"

"That's it?, you two are ...... Sleeping in clothes?!" Xie Yu was stunned for a moment, and then his facial muscles began to twist a little again.

"Hmm...... That's right!" Shrek seemed to be immersed in wonderful memories, completely ignoring the face of the mage's little brother, and continued to show off to himself: "Hehe...... Remember the boy, it's a night's sleep until dawn......."

"I ......" Xie Yu's face changed uncertainly, and he stopped talking.

"Huh, boy, you seem to have something to say?"

“...... Me, I...... Alas, you, you, you...... This can be regarded as a farewell to the virgin body?! Not to mention sleeping all night, you just sleep until you grow old, and you are still just a shameful little virgin!"

Xie Yu finally sighed helplessly, the heat and curiosity in his eyes just now were gone, replaced by a deep pity, and it seemed to reveal a sense of "it was so".

"Kid is talking nonsense! How can this still be called a virgin? Both men and women have spent the night together......" Shrek was puzzled and obviously unconvinced, and corrected loudly with a purple head.

"You guys, grandma's, can you actually call to spend the night together?!" Xie Yu smiled bitterly, and then smacked his mouth twice, but he pinched his chin helplessly, and muttered to himself: "But...... Well, it's not a problem to say that the night is not a problem, after all, we still spent the night together, no matter how we lived...... Alas!"

“...... Both men and women have spent the night together, of course, it's different from you poor little virgins......" Seeing that the little mage finally seemed to nod in approval, Shrek scratched his head and grinned, his soybean eyes kept blinking, and he smiled evilly: "Boy! Big brother will ask you - envy or jealousy?"

“......“

Xie Yu was expressionless, and glanced at the rough embryo that seemed to have a trace of inexplicable shyness in his smugness: "This ...... It's good if you're happy!"

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