After Xie Yu went berserk, he roared angrily, and then picked up Wang Baquan, completely ignoring any rules and regulations, and slammed Shrek at him, and Shrek was confused. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey, why did you hit me all of a sudden? Boy, stop...... You're crazy......"

Shrek had an innocent puzzled expression on his face, and while parrying the indiscriminate attacks of the enraged Xie Yu, he retreated again and again.

"I'm crazy?!You scruffy idiot!I thought I was sloppy enough...... I didn't expect it to be completely incomparable to you...... I told you not to wash your hands...... I let you touch people without washing your hands......"

"Boy, let's be reasonable, okay! I didn't touch you...... Uncle doesn't like to touch men's ...... I want to touch Miss Nicole, I just saw that your face was not good, and I wanted to see if you had a fever...... Didn't you touch it......" Shrek argued unconvinced.

"Less nonsense...... Look at the move! Master is fighting with you today!" Xie Yu gritted his teeth.

"Okay, okay...... I'm scared of you...... Don't go crazy!Stop, can I just touch you?!"

"You...... You still want to touch me?!" Xie Yu was suddenly angry, his face couldn't cry or laugh, and the movements in his hands also paused.

"Look, look...... Aren't you angry about this?" Shrek couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw the little mage on the other side stop, patted his chest, and after thinking for a while, the hesitant look on his ugly face immediately turned resolute, stretched out his right hand again, and poked it towards Xie Yu's distorted cheeks: "But let's make it clear first, only this once, uncle, I'm not interested in men......"

"Damn! What kind of logic are you?!"

When Xie Yu heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and he couldn't figure out whether this sloppy rough embryo's big head was filled with water or urine.

I'm angry because you didn't touch me? If you touch me twice, my anger will disappear?!

I'm leaning on it again...... What kind of imagination does it take to think of such retarded logic?!

Moreover, looking at the expression on Shrek's face now, it seems that he is going to be strong!

Not only does she not know whether she is alive or dead, but she wants to touch her face with that unlucky right hand, but she is also as tragic as a chaste martyr who has been sold into a kiln by human traffickers and is forced to betray her hue?!

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Xie Yu was stunned, and saw that Shrek's right hand was about to stick to his face, and in shock, his soul suddenly returned to his place, and he didn't bother to talk nonsense with this weird-thinking guy, he jumped back sharply, and as soon as his feet landed, there were already more than a dozen fireballs in his hands, and then Xie Yu threw it towards Shrek without a head and a face.

For this kind of small fireball that often uses his ass as a torch, Shrek can be regarded as a deep memory, although it can't cause any substantial damage to the body, but after burning on the body, the unbearable pain is inevitable.

At that moment, Shrek shouted, turned around and wanted to run, but such a close distance, coupled with Xie Yu, really made Shrek's strange thing angry, and he shot angrily without saying hello, so more than a dozen fireballs were missed, and they all hit Shrek accurately.

Shrek screamed in pain, instantly became a burning man, and quickly extinguished the flames on his body while screaming, and then turned around, covered in green smoke, and glared at Xie Yu: "Damn...... It's endless, what the hell are you crazy about today! You can't touch it, you can't touch it, you can't touch it, what the hell do you want?!"

Shrek shouted angrily, saying in his heart that this kid must have taken the wrong medicine today, and was about to step forward to teach this crazy kid a good lesson, but he saw that Xie Yu ignored his angry questioning, just sneered and looked at himself without speaking, and then the ring on his hand flashed, and the ugly stick that was black and not slippery was tightly squeezed in his hand.

"Boy, what do you want to do?!"

Being glared at by Xie Yu's gaze, Shrek straightened his neck and scolded.

"Ah Shi, do you remember that big thundercloud technique?"

Xie Yu sighed leisurely, played with the black stick in his hand, sneered at the corner of his mouth, and said lightly.

"What big thundercloud technique?" Shrek's ugly face was full of vigilance.

"Remember the Dragonmon......? It's the little snake in your mouth, and the one who almost killed that little snake at that time was the Great Thundercloud Technique......"

"Uh...... Is that the trick of discharging? That'...... What's wrong with that?" Even though Shrek's nerves are much bigger than ordinary people, he still has a bad feeling in his heart when he looks at Xie Yu's sneer.

"What's wrong...... I just suddenly got interested, and wanted to see which one of you or the little snake was more resistant to splitting...... Also, one thing that must be corrected for you is - it's not a trick, it's a magic ......" Xie Yu said absentmindedly, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he still decided to give Shrek a literacy by the way.

"Uh, this one...... Haha, I think it's better to have another day, after so many days, you better take a good rest...... I suddenly felt sick to my stomach...... You have a good rest!" Shrek didn't argue with Xie Yu about whether it was trickry or magic, and went into the forest with his stomach covered.

"Where are you going, play a little longer!" Xie Yu shouted from behind.

"No...... I'm going to look for the woods first...... Let's talk about it when we have time!"

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Looking at the back of Shrek running towards the woods, Xie Yu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

In fact, with his current magic power, let alone casting the Great Thundercloud Technique, it is a low-level fireball technique like the one just now, at most two more times, I am afraid that the magic power will be empty.

But fortunately, Shrek's psychological shadow of being stunned by his bluffing big thundercloud technique seems to be still there, otherwise he really can't scare him away.

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Seeing that Shrek had finally run away, and there was no threat from that nasty right hand for the time being, Xie Yu quickly ripped off the robe on his body and threw it away, and then took out a set of changed robes from the ring and put it on his body.

Sighing and walking back to the tree, Xie Yu was in no mood to pay attention to the complicated strange gazes of the elves around him, sat down sullenly, and then began to hold his head in a daze.

Damn, no wonder I'm angry, Shrek, the rough embryo, doesn't know that it's rude to touch someone just after pulling it, and when he wipes his buttocks, he also picks up the leaves used as tissue paper, and the most unbearable thing is that this guy doesn't wash his hands!

After thinking about it, Xie Yu was surprised to find that there were so many strange things around him.

That traitor bird is ungrateful and stubborn, not only does he not care about raising Da En at all, but also likes to play tricks on himself from time to time, and his skin is extremely thick, Xie Yu has always thought that his face is thick enough, but compared with the bird whose face is thicker than the bend of the city wall, it is a little trivial.

Let's not talk about Shrek, Xie Yu has always thought that he is vulgar and sloppy enough, but compared with this guy, it is not a grade at all, he is clean and elegant, and he can be rated as a model of hygiene and morality!

The two knights, Sharo and Robert, one fine like a monkey and the other as wooden as a pig, don't match their size at all, it should be the other way around!

Yawen is beautiful and slender, but he is flat-chested, how can he be reasonable?! He looks so good-looking and is blind! It's a pity......

Nicole Chick is so weak that she can't even beat a wild dog, but she only has a few little shrimps and is impatient to challenge a dragon, and this kind of obvious thing has no return, and there will be people who will voluntarily follow to die!

But the most incredible thing is that he has always been a human being in two lives, and he has always claimed to be clever, but he also made a mistake and followed in a daze.

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"Alas...... It's not ladylike to meet people...... One misstep becomes a thousand years of hatred!" Xie Yu sighed sadly and angrily.

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