But as soon as he turned his head, Xie Yu originally wanted to criticize Nicole and educate this little girl to strengthen her awareness of prevention in the future, but he was immediately stuck in his throat. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

I saw that the little girl was still in the posture of being angry and blushing, staring at herself angrily, looking at the expression of gnashing her teeth on her beautiful little face, as if she was going to pounce and bite herself at any time.

Xie Yu naturally wouldn't be afraid of Nicole biting her, she had rough skin and thick flesh, and if she didn't break the small silver tooth in her cherry mouth, even if she was lucky.

But what made Xie Yu a little depressed was that the flat-chested girl Yawen and Shrek came to Nicole's side at some point, standing on both sides of Nicole, one left and one right, as if they were protecting the Dharma left and right.

"Uh...... Well...... Oh, I mean, this idiot bird was picked up from the mountains when I was a kid, and it didn't cost half a copper plate...... If I want to sell it to you, I won't take advantage of you for nothing!"

Although the flat-chested girl Yawen on the side is staring at herself with angry eyes like Nicole Chick at the moment, and in addition to anger, there is more contempt on her face than that of Xiao Chick, and she seems to be very disdainful of her vulgarity.

However, Xie Yu naturally didn't care about the feelings of this flat-chested woman who had always been above the top, what he was worried about was that he didn't know when Shrek, the guy with the brain, came to the side, and the words he had just slandered the goddess in his heart, if this rude guy heard it, I am afraid that he would immediately put aside the word righteousness again, and rolled up his sleeves to find dignity for his goddess on his body.

But after Xie Yu observed Shrek's facial expression with a weak heart, he found that there was no anger on that ugly face at all, but a gloating expression of "seeing that the funeral is not afraid of the funeral".

"Really, you're going to sell birds...... That's great, I'll buy it, I'll buy it!" Hearing that Xie Yu was going to sell birds, Nicole immediately burst into joy.

Well, now we can finally save the bird from the clutches of this villain—the chick thought happily.

"It doesn't matter, you just go and discuss it with the little bird yourself, and I naturally don't have a word when the rotten bird nods...... However, for Shrek's sake, it's okay to give it to you, you don't have to take money! When the time comes, when the two of you have a baby, you can also use it to coax the child to play...... It's just a little bit of my uncle's heart!"

Although Xie Yu was a little puzzled by the gloating expression on Shrek's face, he still wanted to stabilize this guy first, so he chose what this rough embryo liked to hear.

As expected, Nicole was naturally angry again, and wanted to come up to find Xie Yu desperately, but was forcibly pulled away by Yawen, leaving Shrek alone with a smile on his face and a thumbs up to Xie Yu.

"Kid is good! can talk......" After the flat-chested woman walked away with Yawen, Shrek came up, grinned, stretched out a hand to pat Xie Yu's shoulder vigorously, and praised in his mouth.

"Where did you go just now? I haven't seen you all along......" Xie Yu grinned a little when he was patted, and removed his shoulders in dissatisfaction.

"Oh, my stomach was a little uncomfortable just now, so I ran out to find a place to relieve my hands......"

Shrek withdrew his hand, then rubbed his nose twice from the bottom to the top, and then wiped it casually on his pants, and asked, "What were you doing with the bird just now?"

"Phew...... That little bird has no conscience, I gave it wine to drink, but it used the wine jug to throw my life, it's really hateful! But fortunately, my eyes are quick and I dodged ......" Xie Yu turned his head to look at the unscrupulous bird who was almost bored on the branch and was about to fall asleep, and said indignantly.

"Uh...... It's too unusual, just dodge! just dodge...... It's a big thing to get hit...... No wonder I was pulling it just now, and I listened to the noise here is very lively, it sounds like you are scolding the birds, but I can't see anything in a hurry, I want to not pull it back first, but there is not even a stone in the ghost forest...... In the end, I finally found a few leaves, so I quickly wiped my butt and ran back...... But when I came back, I saw Miss Nicole angry at you for some reason, and I didn't have a lot of excitement...... Alas, I was in a hurry and broke several leaves, which was really not worth ......."

Shrek finished rubbing his hands on his pants, picking at his huge nostrils and muttering nonchalantly in his mouth.

"Uh...... Ah Shi, I want to ask you something, huh...... What did you just do when you went to the woods...... It's big!"

"Oh, don't talk so literately, is!What's so embarrassing?!What else is big and small......"

Shrek sniffed twice in dissatisfaction, and then began to pick at the other nostril.

"That'...... Well, you didn't find a stone to wipe your ass after you pulled it, and you ......"

"You kid, why don't you listen to others...... Who said it was over? Uncle, I hadn't finished pulling it yet! I just heard that your kid was more lively here, and I was so anxious that I pushed it back!"

Shrek corrected as he rolled his eyes.

"Damn! Damn, okay...... You're saying that you didn't find a rock, and then you found a few rotten leaves to wipe your butt and rip them off, right?!"

Xie Yu resisted the urge to scold, trying not to imagine this picture in his mind.

"That's right, what do you kid want to ask?" Shrek tilted his head and looked at Xie Yu, very dissatisfied with Xie Yu's unstraightforwardness.

"Uh...... What I want to ask is, you know that leaves are brittle and thin, why don't you make a few leaves and fold them and rub them?!"

"Do you think Lao Tzu doesn't want to?!But is so private, I have to find a remote place, otherwise it will be bad for Miss Nicole to see it, after all, it's not the night of candles in the cave room, I'm more conservative...... But I couldn't hold back as I walked, so I had to find a more secret forest...... But when I was about to wipe it, I found that I couldn't find the stones, and I still squatted on the ground and walked and walked, and finally found them...... The other trees around are pines or spruces or whatever, and the leaves are too sharp to use......"

"Alright, alright...... Don't say it!Stop!" Xie Yu heard a burst of disgust, yelled, and quickly stopped Shrek's chattering argument, took a deep breath, tried to calm his mood, and then glared at Shrek, and said in a solemn tone: "Ah Shi, which hand did you wipe your ass with just now?!"

"Why do you ask this?...... This one!" Shrek seemed to be a little puzzled by Xie Yu's questioning, but he still stretched out his right hand that was picking his nose to Xie Yu, whose face was already blue, and shook it twice: "You forgot...... Just now, when you said nice things for me, you tapped you on the shoulder...... What a memory!"

“...... Alas, Ah Shi, everyone has finally met each other, and there is one last question, I hope you will think about it before answering it carefully--before you tapped me on the shoulder...... Have you washed your hands?!"

Xie Yu clenched his fists tightly, and the green tendons on his forehead had begun to beat faintly.

"Boy, why are you weird today? Of course not, you know I've never liked washing my hands and face...... It's such a girl, stinky man, stinky man, how can you call a man if you don't stink......"

As he spoke, Shrek raised his head proudly, then looked at Xie Yu, stretched out his right hand, touched Xie Yu's green forehead, and said with concern: "Boy, why did your face suddenly become so ugly? panting and panting so much...... Come, let the eldest brother see, it can't be sick......"

“...... You-give-me-go-die!"

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