Chapter 107: Vegetarianism is shameful
In the evening of that day, the elves, who had gradually recovered their strength, got up one after another, and began to reconnoiter the situation around the woods, arrange the night guard and the rotating manpower, etc., and do some preparations before camping. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
That night, the elves and Xie Yu were still the same as a few days ago, and they naturally divided into two camps, each having dinner separately.
The elven clan's dinner was still the kind of strange fruits produced by the clan that couldn't fill their stomachs at all in the eyes of Xie Yu and these human men, and that kind of sweet taste of unknown flower juice.
Of course, since Nicole and the traitor bird had already been very familiar with these elves, they didn't say hello, leaving Xie Yu, Shrek and the two knights behind, and they solved the problem of eating by themselves. Then he ran to the elves, and accompanied the flat-chested girl Yawen and the other elves to graze.
Xie Yu and the four of them didn't have any complaints about this, saying that these elves didn't look at their humans very well, even if they were shy and lowered their dignity and went forward to ask for it, the elves would not give them food, and he would have to suffer the cynicism of these bird elves again.
With the current mentality of these people, even if the elves come up with fruits and flower juice in their hands to offer their courtesy, begging themselves humans to eat, I'm afraid Xie Yu and they won't appreciate their faces.
For this kind of thing, in Xie Yu's concept, it is not impossible to be vegetarian, but it is okay to eat a meal or two fresh once in a while, and it is absolutely not okay to eat too much, and there must be a reasonable reason when eating, for example, it coincides with a festival suitable for vegetarianism, such as cold food, for example, if you feel guilty about doing something wrong, you must repent to heaven and earth, and if you are tired of eating big fish and meat on weekdays, you should occasionally take a cucumber to improve your food, etc......
Xie Yu was sure that Sha Luo and Robert should also think the same way, after all, men like to eat meat, not to mention rough people who have been fighting horses for a long time.
And Shrek is a meatless guy, he regards meat as his life, with Xie Yu's understanding of Shrek, not to mention being a vegetarian, even if he doesn't give him meat for a meal, I'm afraid he will immediately jump to scold the street.
But these little white faces of the elf clan, although both men and women have some femininity and sissy tones, which makes Xie Yu a little unaccustomed to it, but there is one thing that Xie Yu admires very much, that is, they can actually eat vegetarian meals every day, and they never touch any meat at all!
How did they do it?!
Not only does it never touch, but sometimes, it doesn't even bother to look at it!
What's more, even if you accidentally glance at the meat, you will immediately withdraw your gaze, as if you are afraid that those big fish and meat will pollute your eyes.
The degree of disdain in his eyes is just like the fight that Uncle Shrek had when he showed their beautiful manly charm to them.
For this kind of problem of elves, Xie Yu and Shrek naturally scoffed, and also despised their behavior of eating grass every day.
Originally, although the elves are not humans, they are not born vegetarian animals such as horses, cattle and sheep, how can they not eat delicious meat, but go to eat bran vegetables every day?!
If it is placed in Xie Yu's previous life, this kind of person who specializes in eating grass also has a specific title - vegetarian.
Although individuals have their own ideas and ways of living, it is understandable, but the so-called healthy, caring, and harmless eating method claimed by vegetarians has always been regarded by Xie Yu as nonsense, and it is the kind of nonsense that is used to being hungry.
I've been hungry for three days, and there's only one roast chicken in front of you, do you eat it?
It's okay if you prefer vegetarian food, but at least you have to have a reasonable combination of meat and vegetables, right?
If it's so healthy, why do 84 percent of vegetarians go back to eating meat again?
Besides, it took human beings how many 10,000 years to finally evolve to the top of the food chain, and then eat it back, what is it like to eat as a rabbit!
If all carnivores stop eating herbivores, won't the ecology be messed up?
If you go up one more level, it's called ************!
Alas, if you don't get any meat at all, how much less fun will life have......
This is a disease! If it is a disease, it must be cured!
So Xie Yu on the first day of the team's departure, he thought he was a good person, he once tempted these elves with barbecue, and wanted to help the elves correct the bad problem of eating grass every day, hoping that they could change their evil and return to the right, abandon the darkness and turn to the light, but it ended in failure, and then Xie Yu did not give up, and tried twice, but still suffered the cold reception of the elves and countless eyes, and finally gave up this useless effort with a scolding scold.
Damn! I'm also idle, let these birds and elves die, but their good intentions are treated as donkey liver and lungs by these guys who don't know what to do, can they enjoy the wonderful taste and fun of meat, what does it have to do with themselves?!
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Finally, there was no need to rush to find the dragon to commit suicide as if he was reincarnated, so at dinner that night, Xie Yu took out his housekeeping skills - barbecue!
Due to the crazy rush of the first four days, Xie Yu had no chance to show his skills again, he could only take out some of the cold meat that was originally roasted every day, and he didn't have time to heat it at all, so he threw it to the three of them, and then he also devoured it, although it was said that he could satisfy his hunger for a few meat-eating humans, but compared with the freshly grilled barbecue, the taste and texture were naturally not comparable.
The other three also complained about this, and every time they were in a hurry to rest, or simply to solve the problem of eating hastily on the wolf's back, they bited the cold barbecue meat in their mouths, feeling the taste that had been greatly reduced, and naturally they couldn't help but complain.
But the two knights, Sharo and Robert, naturally wouldn't be idiots enough to report to their anxious master that the pace was too tight, resulting in a bad meal, and asking for freshly grilled barbecue.
Needless to say, the little fat man who is like a ghost will not make such a low-level mistake even if he pours him a bucket of ecstasy soup, and Robert just doesn't smile, the wood is like a log, and he is not stupid, so naturally he will not recklessly touch his master's moldy head.
As for Shrek's rough embryo, he is usually not afraid of the sky, as if he doesn't care about anything, and always has the arrogant virtue of the eldest and his second child, but he is silent about Nicole and the little girl, and he has long been managed by the goddess in his heart like a son, where does he dare to raise the slightest objection? So even if he is full of grievances in the past few days, and the cold meat in his mouth has to fade out, he never dares to complain.
After resting for a long time, the two knights who had gained some replenishment of their energy and physical strength, and Shrek, who had finally found a hidden forest with stones, had successfully pulled the cake left in his stomach, and came back to jump up and down comfortably.