Shrek and the two knights collected a large pile of dry branches as quickly as possible, and then Xie Yu threw out a small fireball, lit a fire, and took it out of the ring A few days before entering the mountain, when Shrek was the pioneer, the two tacitly cooperated with the corpses of various beasts or monsters that existed in the ring, peeled the skin and removed the internal organs, and after a simple treatment, put it on the shelf and began to barbecue. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The two knights were waiting seriously beside them, looking at the wild things on the shelves that had slowly turned yellow and brittle, and gradually began to flow with oil as Xie Yu slowly turned, they couldn't help but look forward to it, twitching their noses twice from time to time, greedily breathing in the aroma wafting in the air, and the corners of their mouths seemed to be drooling.

But what is a little strange is that Shrek is unusually today, he didn't drool while watching Xie Yu barbecue, and he didn't shout vigorously next to him. Urging Xie Yu to speed up the barbecue, but at this moment he was standing next to the unlucky wolf who was turned into ashes by the bird, looking at the only handful of ashes left on the ground, pinching his chin and shaking his head while looking at it, he sighed with a look of regret on his face, and turned his head to look at the wild thing that Xie Yu was roasting, and actually shook his head again, muttering something in his mouth, as if he was a little dissatisfied, and then plunged into the dense forest, not knowing what to do.

"This guy, usually two miles away, can smell and touch it, today this tendon is wrong again? Why did you run into the woods? There won't be cake in your stomach, right......?"

Xie Yu looked at the abnormal behavior of the rough embryo, chuckled, shook his head, and didn't care about him, but looked at the two knights behind him who were anxiously looking forward to the barbecue, and described the funny story of Shrek having a stomach trouble today and breaking the tissue paper and touching people without washing his hands.

The two knights are not noble, but at least they serve as Nicole's guards, although they don't know how long, after all, even if they have been in a big family, they will be contaminated with some elegance and elegance, and they are all from big places, even if they are from a military background, they usually eat and sleep in the open, and their personalities are relatively rough, but roughness and vulgarity are always two concepts, under Xie Yu's description, Shrek's image suddenly fell to the bottom in the hearts of the two knights.

I saw that the two knights seemed to empathize with Xie Yu's experience, one fat and one thin, and their faces were immediately filled with deep disgust expressions, and the little fat man Sha Luo suddenly stomped his feet indignantly and said that if Shrek's hand was wiped on his body, he would immediately fight with Shrek, even if he couldn't beat him, he couldn't suffer this kind of humiliation, and Robert's sharp-beaked monkey cheek face, in addition to the same expression of disdain and disgust as the little fat man, seemed to have an extra sense of shame, and he kept frowning, as if he was ashamed of having such a sloppy kind。

In addition to the expressions, there was another thing that the two of them were in sync, that is, the extremely eager and expectant eyes that were originally looking at the barbecue immediately faded a little, and they even turned their heads to the side for a while, trying not to associate the rough behavior with the delicious taste they were about to taste.

"Harrow...... You're shameless enough, you can't wait until we're done eating, and you're telling us this when we're about to eat......."

Xie Yu looked a little funny, but the little fat man was a little dissatisfied, shouting beside him, and Robert Wood also nodded in agreement.

When Xie Yu heard this, he was immediately happy, laughed twice, and pouted: "Huh...... I said mine, won't you not listen? Seeing that you are listening so attentively, sir, am I embarrassed to stop halfway through the lecture...... Well, that's it...... You can think of it this way, and treat the two pieces of Shrek into two pieces of gold cake as if they were two pieces of golden cake...... Isn't it disgusting!...... Speaking of cakes, I don't know what kind of birthday customs you have there, anyway, in our hometown, no matter who has a birthday, they have to wipe each other's cakes, and they usually have to wipe each other's faces......"

"Damn...... Shut up, Harrow, you're really nasty, don't you want us to have dinner?! Shameless! It's disgusting, it's disgusting......" Xie Yuzheng was flipping the barbecue while "kind-hearted" The idea was interrupted by the little fat man's yelling, and the expression on his greasy face was distorted, as if he was extremely uncomfortable: "What kind of hell custom do you have?!How come I haven't heard of it...... You kid definitely did it on purpose!......

"Can you blame me for this? What can you do if you think of me like that? There are many customs you haven't heard of...... On our side, if there are couples at the table, they have to lick the cake off each other's faces after wiping it...... But speaking of which...... Think about it...... Not...... Cake...... and Shrek's two lumps...... Hey...... It's really a bit like it! Your imagination is really rich!" Xie Yu twitched the corners of his mouth, blinked his eyes twice, raised his head to the sky, as if thinking carefully for a moment, and then immediately nodded his head in agreement.

"Vomit...... Vomit...... Vomiting ......"

Suddenly, a strange sound came from behind, Xie Yu turned his head to look, only to find that the little fat man had bent down and was vomiting on the ground.

"Alas, the little fat man didn't say you, my mental quality is really poor! I really have to exercise when I have time in the future......"

As if it was none of his business, Xie Yu shook his head at the little fat man who was vomiting, expressing his disdain, and then looked at Robert who was standing next to him, and found that this guy's mouth was tightly closed, and the corners of his mouth were tightly pursed, except for the expression on his thin face, which was a little weird, he actually looked indifferent, as if he was not affected by Xie Yu at all.

This couldn't help but make Xie Yu suddenly awe-inspired, pointed at Robert, and then shouted at the little fat man who was about to vomit out bile: "Look at it...... Robert's mental quality is much better than yours, and there is nothing wrong with it! You should really learn from others! Look at the humiliating look you vomited...... It's not that I said you ......"

"Who said that! I just threw up ......"

Xie Yu was complaining about the little fat man's incompetence, but he didn't want to be interrupted by Robert, who had been silent, turned his head, and saw Robert's Adam's apple struggling up and down a few times, and then finally opened his mouth that had been closed, and let out a long breath, patting his chest: "I actually vomited before Sharo vomited, but I feel that it will be more embarrassing to vomit...... I've been holding back, and I ate what I spit out just now...... Oops, it's cool......"

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Xie Yu: "...... Damn!...... Vomiting ......"

"You...... Vomit...... Vomiting...... "The little fat man Sha Luo just got up after vomiting, wanted to take a breath and then scolded Xie Yu, the unscrupulous initiator, but as soon as he heard Robert speak, his straight waist immediately bent down again, but he vomited even more cheerfully............