Xie Yu and Sha Luo's two little slippery heads are having a fight without a match, and they are having a lot of fun, Xie Yu wants to rely on nonsense to divert the attention of the little girl, who knows that Nicole, this little girl is not fooled at all, she is still there with her waist crossed, her face is crimson, her expression is ashamed and angry, and she stares at the hooligan and obscene Xie Yu with hatred. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Xie Yu saw that the plan to divert attention was seen through by the shrewd little girl, but he had no other way but to bite the bullet, bear the angry and contemptuous eyes of the little girl, and continue to play haha and talk nonsense with the little fat man.

Fortunately, at this time, a violent coughing sound came from the side, breaking the somewhat embarrassing atmosphere, and at the same time, it was accompanied by Shrek's angry scolding: "You bastard boy...... Ahem...... You're going to choke your uncle to death!"

Xie Yu turned his head to look over, and saw that Shrek had finally woken up, and at this moment he was staring at a pair of soybean eyes, beating his chest, shouting and scolding at Robert, and spit in his bloody mouth splashed, and Robert inherited the characteristics of wood, but he was still silent, just wiping his face from time to time.

But just after scolding twice, Shrek saw Nicole in a blink of an eye, and suddenly couldn't care about anything, jumped up, strode to Nicole's side, knelt on the ground with a "poof", grabbed the corner of the goddess's skirt, and cried loudly: "Beautiful Miss Nicole, I almost didn't see you...... What would you do if I died here...... But thankfully, I'm still so brave...... Well, of course, Harrow also helped a little bit, and finally defeated the big snake...... The serpent is so powerful, if it weren't for my bravery...... I really won't see Miss Nicole......"

Shrek cried to Nicole with tears in his eyes, while holding on to the corner of Nicole's skirt tightly, Nicole chick struggled a few times and didn't break free, and then Shrek really cried a handful of snot and tears, wiped the snot and tears with his big hands, and wiped the corners of Nicole's skirt with his hands, Nicole obviously changed her clothes after taking a shower today, and after a while, the corner of the white skirt was smeared yellow and black by Shrek, who revealed her true feelings at the moment.

Nicole finally couldn't stand it anymore, screamed, quickly withdrew the corner of her skirt, took two steps back, and then straightened her face and shouted coldly at Shrek: "Your Excellency Shrek, what do you look like crying, please stand up and speak!"

Although Shrek is rude and brainless, but for Nicole's words, he will obey unconditionally in any situation, seeing that his goddess seems to be a little unhappy, Shrek quickly stood up, his well-behaved hands hung down, and he stood upright, and his posture was as standard as if he was standing in a military posture.

Xie Yu shook his head as he watched from the side, and sighed again and again-alas, it's too idiotic...... What an idiot! It seems that God is fair, and since he gave Shrek a brilliant and strong body, he has to give a little less in terms of wisdom.

However, Shrek is now in estrus, and as for that limited wisdom, it doesn't matter if he gives it or not.

Shrek then babbled about what happened, but for his eloquence (well, in fact, there is no eloquence at all), he talked for a long time, stumbling, stumbling, and spitting, and in some places, as if to deliberately show his martial prowess, he deliberately repeated it several times, and it was even more annoying to hear that Nicole Chick, who was already frosty.

Seeing that the impatient look on Nicole's face was getting heavier and heavier, Shrek was anxious, thinking that the goddess in his heart didn't believe what he said, but the more anxious he was, the more unclear he became, and he hesitated for a long time, and finally had another flash of inspiration and blessing to his heart, patted his head, and then turned around and strode to Xie Yu, who was hiding behind Sharo while watching the excitement while sighing and sighing, and pulled Nicole closer, stretched out a black finger and pointed at Xie Yu, and said loudly: " Miss Nicole, this kid has been with me all the time, and he can prove what I just said!"

Nicole Chick turned to Xie Yu, who was looking up at the sky and pointed at her nostrils: "I heard that you killed a dragon beast?"

"Hmph!" Xie Yu snorted in his nose, which was an answer.

"Rank 8 Demonic Beast Dragonbeast?"

"Humph!"

"Lord Shrek killed him alone?"

"Hmm!"

"Then may I ask Lord Harrow, what are you doing?"

"I'm shouting to Shrek on the sidelines......"

"Where's the corpse of the dragon beast?"

"Fell into the canyon......"

"Really?"

"Humph!"

"Actually, according to the description of Lord Shrek just now, what you killed was only a dragon beast more than 100 meters long, so it should not be an adult, at most it is only a juvenile dragon beast in the development stage......"

"Huh?" Xie Yu squinted at Nicole Chick with a serious face.

"I read in an ancient book at home that the adult dragon beast is at least more than three hundred meters long, and the older one can even grow to four or five hundred meters, while this little snake is less than two hundred meters, so it is almost certain - it is not an adult ......."

"Cut!" Xie Yu rolled his eyes directly this time, his face full of disdain.

......

This strange atmosphere of questions and answers, not only Sha Luo and Robert looked depressed, but finally made Shrek unbearable, he patted Xie Yu's shoulder fiercely, widened his eyes and shouted: "Hey, boy, talk well, don't be so rude to Miss Nicole......! Yours...... Well...... You get the idea!"

Xie Yu grinned for a while when he was slapped by this rough big hand, but he immediately made a comprehension expression on his face, and then blinked twice at Shrek, who had already shown a shy and twisted expression and his head was gradually starting to turn purple, and raised his eyebrows twice, as if to say-Big brother, don't worry, everything is left to the younger brother.

Then Nicole Chick went on to ask, "Then you didn't go down the canyon to look for the corpse of the dragon beast?"

"Not yet, aren't you waiting for your sister-in-law?"

......

"Die!" A piercing scream rang through the sky.

Then, in the vast clearing on the edge of this cliff, there was another chase like chickens and dogs.