Xie Yu lay there, sleeping for I don't know how long, repeating scenes and fragments of life familiar to him in his previous life in his dreams, and even unconsciously put a warm and happy smile on the corner of his mouth. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

It's just that good times seem to be short-lived, Xie Yu is dreaming at the moment that when he was a child, he was lying on the windowsill of the head teacher's house, peeking at the head teacher's youngest daughter Chunli taking a bath, Chunli is his tablemate, she is a good person and beautiful in her studies, she has become a little beauty embryo at a young age, and there are two shallow dimples at the corners of her mouth when she laughs.

It's just that he was lying on the window, drooling and looking at it with relish, but Chunli suddenly stopped for some reason, wrapped up a towel, and then walked to a corner that he couldn't see.

Suddenly, the window was opened, and then Chun-Li, who was blushing and angry, poured a basin of cold water on her head and face......

"Ahh......h Chun-Li, this is actually a misunderstanding...... I just happened to pass by your house......"

Xie Yu screamed, sat up suddenly, rubbed his eyes, felt his face wet, looked up, and found that in front of him was the hateful little fat man Sharo, holding the marching kettle in his hand, seeing that he woke up, he was looking at himself with a sneer, and the kettle in his hand was still "gurgling" and dripping out.

Xie Yu was very dissatisfied with the interruption of his dream, and his eyes were about to get angry, but he heard a familiar cold snort from next to him: "Hmph......! It's disgusting...... Who is Chun-Li!"

Xie Yu turned his head to look, and sure enough, he found that Nicole Chick was standing beside him, looking at him with contempt and contempt, the bird was flapping its wings above his head, Shrek was lying in place in a "big" shape, snoring was still shaking, and the wooden Robert, who was also holding a kettle in his hand, was pouring water on Shrek's face, and some of them were poured into Shrek's wide open mouth.

Xie Yu ignored the yin and yang weird Nicole girl, scratched his head, turned his face and asked Sharo, "Did I laugh just now?...... Are you still laughing lewdly?"

Sharo's two little eyes rolled and pinched his chin, as if he was thinking seriously: "Uh...... Actually, it's not very appropriate to say that it is obscene...... In my opinion, I think it would be more appropriate to use the words lewd and slutty to describe it......"

"That's it...... Master, I have a noble character, I worship myself, how can I ...... Uh, fuck your uncle's ...... You're lewd...... You're lewd...... Your whole family is lewd......" Before Sha Luo's words were finished, Xie Yu's foot had already kicked over, and Sha Luo hurriedly laughed and dodged.

Standing up, Xie Yu moved his hands and feet, and found that his body was no longer as tired as just now, but his mental power still felt very empty, his head was still groggy, and the magic power that was originally full of his body seemed to be completely exhausted at this moment.

"Well, this time it's a big loss...... You must let the little girl add money!" Xie Yu shook his head and sighed as he felt the empty magic in his body.

"How did you get here?" After a moment of regret, Xie Yu asked Sha Luo again.

"Oh...... Didn't you run back to find Shrek? Robert and I went to find Miss first, and after finding Miss, we quickly ran down the river to the depths of the jungle, and after running for a while, we heard the roar of the monster getting farther and farther away from us, and then gradually we couldn't hear it, and then a few of us stopped, and after waiting in place for a while, we decided to come back to look for you, but when we returned to the waterhole, we found that you were also gone, and at first I thought you two had been eaten by monsters...... Later, it was your bird and Miss Nicole who noticed that the trees in the jungle were clearly crushed, and many of them were broken waist-high...... Later, at Miss Nicole's insistence, we followed the trail all the way up, and finally saw you two lying here......"

Sharo succinctly recounted the story.

"Oh, that's ......" Xie Yu held his cheeks and thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up, as if he remembered something, and mysteriously pulled Sharo to the side, like a thief, lowered his voice, and asked sneakily with an indescribable obscene expression on his face: "That...... This one...... Hehe...... Well...... When you and Robert find your lady, is your lady finished washing or not?"

"Uh...... At that time, Miss Nicole had been waiting for us on the shore for a while, of course we had finished washing......" As she spoke, Sha Luo carefully looked at Xie Yu's expression again, and then said in an extremely serious tone, sincerely: "Your Excellency Hello, the smile on your face now is exactly the same as the smile you had when you slept just now......

"Go, go, go...... Alas...... It's really boring to finish washing! Why is it finished......" Xie Yu sighed as if he was disappointed.

Suddenly, there was a sound of wind breaking the air from behind, and it flew towards the back of Xie Yu's head, although Xie Yu's magic power was empty now, his body's agile reaction was still there, and he didn't have to look back, his head tilted to the side, and he saw a stone the size of a teacup, which flew out and fell far into the canyon after wiping Xie Yu's ears.

"Which little bastard sneaked up on me?!" Xie Yu turned around and found that it was Nicole who attacked him, only to see that Nicole, the little girl, crossed her little waist again, was angry, her cheeks were crimson, and she was looking at herself angrily with a pair of beautiful big eyes.

"Are you sick......" Xie Yu was just about to scold, but suddenly swallowed it back raw, looking at Nicole Niu'er's angry and shy expression, Xie Yu couldn't help but be suspicious in his heart, and secretly scolded himself: "You can't hear it, right? Damn...... Why did this little girl have dog ears......"

Talking badly about people behind his back, and being broken by the parties involved, although Xie Yu's face is thick, his expression at the moment can't help but be a little sneering, but he doesn't want to touch Nicole Niu'er's moldy head, so he has to divert the topic, talking about him left and right, and Sha Luo has a word of haha, chatting about some idiot topics without nutrition.

"Oh, you see the weather is so nice today......"

"Well, it's good, it looks like it's going to rain soon......" Sara looked up at the cloudy sky.

"Look at how thick that tree is over there, you can make a few tables......

"Yes, if you save a little use, you can also use a few more chairs......" Sha Luo looked at the small sapling with a few dead leaves the thickness of his middle finger pointed at Xie Yu, and echoed in agreement.

"Huh, the clothes you're wearing today really fit, if you don't look closely, you can't tell that you're a dead fat man......"

"That's it! I'm in such a good body, the standard weight of an imperial man, thinner than me, is stunted...... But this set of clothes was issued by Miss Nicole, I went late that day, and the clothes were all distributed, and this is the only one left...... This outfit is two sizes larger......"

As he spoke, Sharo squatted down and pulled up his trouser legs, pulling them directly to his knees, revealing the tips of his boots, and when he got up, the fat on his stomach was still rising and falling.

"Dead fat...... No one has ever taught you how to chat, has it?"

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