"Bah! Good boy! What a big guts! I let you fool you so much last time, and today you dare to play with your big brother......?! Boy, looking for a fight!"

Just when Xie Yu was full of joy that he was about to go home, and was talking nonsense in his mouth while dancing like a convulsion, an angry cow cry suddenly sounded in Xie Yu's ears, and this abrupt shout suddenly made Xie Yu's movements stop. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Huh?"

Xie Yu rubbed the numb ears, turned his head to look at the angry Shrek beside him, couldn't help frowning, and his eyes blinked and blinked in confusion: "Damn! Could it be that this rough embryo has been recognized?!hmm...... Impossible...... This, this is not scientific......"

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In the words of Xie Yu's previous life, at this moment, his god-like behavior has an appropriate and professional title, called "Jumping God".

In the past 20 years in his previous life, Xie Yu has never jumped over the great gods, and Xie Yu has always boasted that he is a handsome and promising young man of the 21st century with a high degree of education, and a staunch materialist atheist.

After all, having been cultivated by the party and the people for so many years and spending so much money to receive higher education, how can it be possible to believe in such nonsense as gods and ghosts?!

However, the so-called following the local customs, this inexplicably traveled to another world, too many things, even using the highly developed science of Xie Yu's previous life, it is still impossible to explain at all.

For example, Warcraft, such as magic, and then for example, the fighting spirit of knights, etc......

Therefore, Xie Yu had no choice but to go with the flow.

Although Xie Yu has no work experience in the industry of "Dancing God", Xie Yu still knows such a widely circulated sentence in his previous life - if he has never eaten pork, has he never seen a pig run?

Xie Yu's previous life was already a developed information age, not to mention knowing the world without leaving home, but in fact, it was not much worse.

Because, with the exception of a small number of reactionary contents that may undermine the stability and unity of society and the people and be harmonized and destroyed, the rest can be regarded as almost everything......

Just by virtue of the memory of studying the shaman culture of northern Liaobei when he was idle and had nothing to do, there was no need to rack his brains at all, Xie Yu just groaned slightly, and he was able to imitate the culturally rich skill of "dancing god".

Although there were no professional costumes and other equipment, and Xie Yu's convulsive dance was really a bit nondescript, Xie Yu didn't have any worries about being seen through at all.

Because, no matter how strong and knowledgeable the people in this world are, it is impossible to know the "dancing god" ...... Well, a magical and very technical feat!

Therefore, when he just led the team to set off as a new guide four days ago, after pretending to perform this unique skill in this other world, although Shrek also felt a little confused, he still said in Xie Yu's pretended profoundness, "The ocean of magic is vast and endless......

Then, out of trust in his little brother, he may indeed have been frightened by Xie Yu's pretending to be a ghost, and the confused Shrek, who was confused at first, was sent back in a daze, and no longer scratched his head in disbelief.

However, when Xie Yu repeated his old tricks this time, full of longing and longing for his hometown of Danya Town, and was ready to lead the team to embark on the journey back home, to Xie Yu's surprise, Shrek seemed to have suddenly opened his mind.

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"Well, this ...... Why did the eldest brother say that?!What kind of trick?...... younger brother didn't understand it at all" Xie Yu looked at the indignant Shrek, so he had to start pretending to be stupid, sighed helplessly, and then spread his hands and said with an aggrieved expression.

"Don't pretend to be pitiful there, big brother, don't believe in you anymore!"

In the face of Xie Yu's pretending to be innocent, Shrek's anger did not diminish at all, as far as Xie Yu could see, he saw a purple head poking out of the clouds, and a pair of wide soybean eyes also stared at Xie Yu tightly, and shouted angrily.

"Hmph...... Alas!uh...... "Seeing that Shrek was not fooled, and still scolded himself viciously, Xie Yu couldn't help but be speechless for a while, frowning: "Why does the eldest brother think that the younger brother is playing with the eldest brother? The younger brother has always known everything about the eldest brother......

"Bah, blah, blah, you used this pretentious way to lead the way, and you threw your shoes...... You still say it's not a big brother to play?!"

"Hmm...... Throwing shoes...... Oh, this shoe isn't your average shoe, that ...... Didn't you see that the little brother also recited the spell?!In fact, this shoe has already been blessed by the little brother with a magic and has become a guiding ...... Well, magic props ......"

Miss Nicole and the long-legged female elf both said that you were not magic at all, and that it was because you were too timid, and that the little dragon was afraid to die, so she made some messy things to fool us......"

"This ...... It's not surprising that they don't know it's magic, and the ocean of magic is immense......."

"What a fart, boy, dare to be hard-mouthed...... Looking for a fight!"

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About half a day later, it was still the empty and quiet cloud and mist area above the snow peak of the middle finger mountain, and after entering the eyes, it was still full of white, monotonous and even a little dazzling, and after staying in the clouds for a long time, Xie Yu's eyes also felt a trace of discomfort, blinked vigorously, and rubbed it twice hard, Xie Yu stopped, raised his head, and looked at the vast white that seemed to be still boundless above, his expression was gloomy, his brows were tightly frowned, and he couldn't help but sigh: "Damn!" Why doesn't this unfortunate fog dissipate?!!...... Even if you can't have cataracts, snow blindness is inevitable!"

"Cataracts, snow blindness, what the hell?!......

Shrek muttered twice beside him, driven by curiosity, as if he had the heart to go forward to ask, but then his head shook twice, as if he remembered his mission, but his little eyes immediately glared fiercely, glaring at the frustrated little brother next to him:

"Boy, don't say these words that the big brother doesn't understand, are you going to play any tricks again?!Tell you, you will lead me well...... Don't try to run away, Miss Nicole will keep an eye on you! You'd better be honest......"

"Alright, alright...... It's really long-winded!" Xie Yu's secret melancholy was interrupted by Shrek's shouting, and he couldn't help but feel angry in his heart, and said impatiently.

Xie Yu felt that he did have a reason to be irritable-

Damn, the young man is full of emotion in his literary and artistic style here, what kind of mess does this rude nymphomaniac always come to make trouble?!

No matter how beautiful the artistic conception is, every time this rough embryo roars down, it must be destroyed without a trace......

The most hateful thing is that this guy not only always interrupts his thinking about life and future, but also warns himself from time to time with a threatening sense that he must be obedient and lead the way honestly, otherwise......

Alas, didn't the little girl just tell you to watch the master and not run away?!

Take a chicken feather and use it as an arrow!

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"Tell your master, the master won't run away...... If the master escapes alone, he won't be able to get out of such a large area of hellish mountains! Forget it...... Let's sing! ahem...... The king called me to patrol the mountains, and I ...... the world."

"Shut up, boy...... Change the song, and if you sing this bad song again, the big brother will turn you into a dumb one!" Seeing the little brother holding his head, muttering in his mouth for a while, and then clearing his throat in frustration, and began to sing this strange broken song that he didn't know what to do, Shrek was suddenly furious.

"Good, good...... You're the uncle! Say we'll change it! That's ...... Well, you listen to this song......" Xie Yu blinked his eyes twice, smiled bitterly, and then cleared his throat again: "Hmm...... Gourd baby, gourd baby, seven flowers on one vine...... I'm not afraid of wind or rain...... Laa...... La-la-la!"

"Damn! Phew! It's even worse to hear! You're still pulling and pulling a bad stomach?!Close your mouth and lead the way!Otherwise...... Hum hum!" As he spoke, Shrek glared at the soybean viciously, clasped his hands with each other, and pinched the knuckles of his fingers.

"Alas, no culture!" In the face of Shrek's threats in the past half a day, Xie Yu only shook his head with a helpless wry smile, and finally sighed, but suddenly his face was fierce, and he gritted his teeth viciously: "Damn! Since you dare to die, the master will dare to bury it...... Let the people behind me follow me, and I don't care if I get lost......"

After gritting his teeth fiercely, Xie Yu seemed to have finally made up his mind, no longer leading everyone around, but forcibly endured the intense pain brought by the two heavens of ice and fire that changed the smell of his body, and began to speed up under his feet, leading the team to always move in the same direction, and marched with great determination.

About two hours later, when Shrek's stomach was screaming like a drum, Xie Yu's footsteps were speeding all the way, but he suddenly stopped without warning, raised his head, his expression was complicated, and he looked straight at a slightly grayish and black variegated color outside the monotonous white not far above, and then let out a long mouthful of turbid air in his chest that had been held for a long time, and raised his hand to point:

"Go and tell the long-legged chick of the elves who doesn't know anything - the hole she said is ......"

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