"Rely on it...... Do it again!

Ahem......

The king asked me to patrol the mountains~

I'll turn the world around~

Beat my drums~

Ring my gong~~~

Life is full of rhythm~

The king asked me to patrol the mountains~

Grab a monk and cook dinner~

The water of this mountain stream is incomparably sweet~

Don't envy the mandarin ducks, don't envy the immortals......"

Towering and empty Middle Finger Mountain, quiet and vast white fog, this temporary adventurous team composed of humans and elves dragged their already tired bodies on this uncertain journey, tormented by the disturbing noise at the front of the team, annoyed and helpless to continue to move forward with difficulty. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The reason why it is difficult is naturally because of our little mage.

It has been the fourth day since the little mage took over the banner of the leader and served as the new guide of this team that has no tacit understanding at all.

However, in the past four days, the various performances of the little mage, not only the elegant and arrogant elven people have been unbearable, but also Nicole's master and servant and Shrek, who belong to the human camp, also feel that they are on the verge of emotional collapse.

Because, our little mage, since he had just led the team out four days ago, had made up his mind in his heart to break the jar......

Then, in four days, our little mage, as the new guide after the long-legged elf Yawen, thoroughly implemented this established decision-making policy of breaking the jar without any discount.

As the guide of a team, it is extremely irresponsible to choose the direction of progress by throwing shoes, which is outrageous enough, but due to the thick fog, except for Shrek, who is eager to make meritorious contributions, no one else in the team notices.

As for the messy song sung by the little mage, although Nicole's master and servants and elves listened to it very seriously, they were still confused, even if Nicole was full of confidence, they couldn't hear the source at all.

However, although the lyrics of this song are easy to understand and the melody is quite catchy, the first two days, everyone did not find it difficult to hear......

However, there is a key problem here-

No matter how good a song is, no matter how beautiful the melody and lyrics are, if it is sung over and over again for four days, and as long as it is in a hurry, it will hardly stop for a moment......

That's not a pleasant thing to do!

What's more, in order to find the Ice Flame Grass as soon as possible, under the insistence and urging of Nicole and Yawen, the team tried not to delay any unnecessary time, except for a short period of eating, drinking, resting and replenishing physical strength.

Therefore, the body has almost reached the level of unbearable loading, coupled with the noise harassment of the hateful human little mage's ghostly wolf howling single for four days, even with the elegance of the elf race, it has reached the verge of losing control and going berserk.

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"Hey, boy! I said...... Can't you just change the song and listen to it?!" Shrek's two big hands covered his ears, and he ran to the little mage who was pacing leisurely in front of him, and his expression was also intoxicated, his eyes widened, and he shouted dissatisfied.

"Huh?"

Xie Yu's singing voice was interrupted, and when he came back to his senses, he also looked a little dissatisfied, rubbed his ears that were a little numb by Shrek's loud voice, and then rolled his eyes impatiently, and glanced sideways at the rough embryo next to him: "What's wrong?

"What a fart! Just a few lines of lyrics are sung over and over again...... Aren't you tired?!"

Shrek put down his hands, as if he was a little dizzy, shook his head twice, and after blinking his two little eyes vigorously, his fists were clenched, his ugly face was purple, and he roared loudly at Xie Yu.

"Damn! again...... It's dangerous!"

Xie Yu hurriedly jumped back, dodged the raindrops of saliva splashed by Shrek, and pouted: "No culture! Walking at night will lead to ghosts! Singing can be brave to know?!"

"Night Road?"

Shrek was stunned for a moment, and began to look up and around: "Are we walking at night now? Is it night? Oh...... Hehe, that's what to say...... Looks like it's dinner time again!, but how do you know......

"Nonsense! In this unfortunate fog, can you tell the difference between day and night?!" Xie Yu's emotions suddenly became very excited without warning.

However, just when Shrek was inexplicable about the sudden anger of this little brother who had always laughed, he saw that his little brother suddenly stopped shouting hoarsely and drooped his head, as if he was a little depressed.

Shrek got a little closer, and found that the little brother, who had been in an abnormal mood for several days, looked depressed at the moment, lowered his eyelids and sighed there, and when he got closer, he heard the little brother's mouth muttering again: "Hmph...... But it's not completely impossible...... Of the three meals a day, your belly always screams louder than the other two at dinner......! It should still be daylight!...... I wonder if it's a beautiful sunny day outside this damn white fog, and the dark clouds outside must have cleared......

"Boy, don't bother outside, let's take care of ourselves first!"

Shrek pricked up his ears and heard the muttering in Xie Yu's mouth clearly, and couldn't help but secretly blame this little brother for being a little nosy, so he interrupted angrily: "Miss Nicole asked the eldest brother to ask you, huh...... The exact words are like this - the ...... Shrek, you go and ask your timid and scared little brother, it's been a few days! Where is he going to take us? When are you going to take us to find the Ice Flame Grass?! Is he going to take us down the mountain?!"

"Huh, that's a good idea......

Shrek's conveyance of the little girl's grievances, Xie Yu just kept pursing the corners of his mouth at the beginning, with a disapproving face, but listening to Shrek's babbling at the end, his eyes suddenly lit up:

"Take them down the mountain......? Well, that's a good suggestion...... Anyway, now they're all blind, and it's not up to the master himself to decide where to go...... It seems that there is a salvation! Don't worry about dying in a foreign land as a virgin...... Hey, that's it!"

Xie Yu's mind was racing, and after instantly making up his mind to run away again, he quickly coughed lightly twice, covering up the joy of the rest of his life that involuntarily appeared on his face, and then his spirit perked up, and the previous malaise and depression were swept away, holding his breath and concentrating, and his face also pretended to be solemn and serious:

"Big brother, don't worry, it's almost soon...... It's coming soon, no delay......"

Saying that, Xie Yu squatted down again, couldn't wait to pick off the shoe he had used once, pinched it tightly, stood up and threw it into the sky casually, and then in the process of quietly waiting for the shoes to fall, he squinted his eyes and began to dance.

It's just that, maybe because he was too excited this time, the dancing was like a convulsion, and while smoking, his mouth once again chanted:

"Uh-huh...... One two three four five...... Gold, wood, water, fire, earth...... If you want to change the trick, you have to grab some dirt! Damn...... What is down there, what is going on? Oh...... First, please move the heavens and the earth, second, please be frightened, third, Mao Laodao, and fourth, please Jiang Taigong...... Uh, five please Peach Blossom Girl, six please Lao Jigong, seven please Zhu Bajie, eight please Sun Dasheng, nine please Maria, ten please Aoi Sora...... Mimi, coax, please arrive early, please arrive late late, if you don't arrive! gong calling, water splashes on the street, loess cushion road, radish eggplant...... Potatoes and yams!a bunch of dollars...... Don't ask for it if it's too expensive! The toilet also charges! It costs five cents to pee! Don't pee if it's too expensive! Hmph...... It's not too early! There are a lot of people! The immortals are coming! The immortals are coming! The immortals are coming, the immortals are coming, the immortals are coming, ...... the immortals are coming."

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