Chapter 237: Angry Youth from Another World
The team rested for only half an hour or so behind the rock, and then had to continue to the summit of the Middle Finger Mountain with the shouts of Yawen and Nicole. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
More than a dozen male elves were still lighting torches to explore the way ahead, and Shrek and Xie Yu, who were full of complaints, naturally fell behind the back of the team unknowingly.
Sandwiched in the middle of the team were the three Nicole masters and servants, plus the two female elves, Yawen and Erix, and the reed that obviously had wings but didn't bother to fly by herself.
This immutable formation is not actually deliberately maintained.
Although the male elves are at the forefront, there are some factors that rush to die and volunteer in it, but the reason why Shrek and Xie Yu fell behind from the beginning was not because of their high ideological consciousness that they took the initiative to take the responsibility of breaking off the team.
Xie Yu's idea is actually very simple - if he really encounters any dangerous situation, let the male elves in front of him who lack heart and eyes be cannon fodder, and he is in the rear, and it is more convenient to turn around and escape down the mountain when the time comes......
Moreover, if you run away, you can easily lead Shrek, the ugly black sheep, down the mountain......
Naturally, it couldn't be better!
This is already deep into the hinterland of the Warcraft Mountain Range, even if you successfully escape down the mountain, but ...... On the way back, in this treacherous Demon Beast Mountain Range, I don't know what unknown dangers I will encounter!
The three brindled mantis have shamelessly run away first, and without the deterrence of their three big guys, in the face of their lone rookie mage, I'm afraid that no matter what cats and dogs, they will jump out and block their way home, right?!
Therefore, whether it is abduction or deception, if you bring Shrek, you can use this guy's terrifying brute force to act as your bodyguard......
Isn't the chance of surviving on the way home a few points higher immediately?!
As long as they don't encounter a ruthless character like the dragon beast again, the other lowly cats and dogs believe that Shrek will clean up with three punches and two kicks, and there is no need to meddle at all......
If you can be lazy for ten minutes, you will never be lazy for nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds - this is also one of Xie Yu's life guidelines.
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This unfortunate blizzard began to rage in the evening when the procession first stepped onto the snow line, and now in the second half of the night, there is still no sign of stopping.
And, as you go up, the blizzard seems to get bigger and bigger.
The howling wind, mixed with snowflakes the size of goose feathers, blew on the elves and several humans, blowing this tired soldier who had not recovered from a short rest, but whose physical strength and energy had obviously not recovered, and whose steps were already a little tired, seemed to be even more vain.
Under this vicious and extreme blizzard, Nicole Niu, who was the weakest in physique, only made a few symbolic excuses, and let her sister Yawen pull her back and staggered forward.
"Shit! this damn weather! it's not going to end...... When is it a boss! Damn it......"
Shrek shook his head vigorously, shook off the snow on his head, raised his head and glanced at the gloomy ink around him in disgust, his eyes were vicious, his expression was hideous, and his mouth was muttering angrily from time to time.
"Alas...... What a poor fellow! can't eat, is teased by the reeds, and is repeatedly used as a punching bag by Nicole's little girl...... Alas, but...... No matter how you say it, you can't afford to recruit a poor guy who is out of love or on the verge of falling out of love!"
Xie Yu turned his head to look at the angry rough embryo beside him, with deep sympathy in his eyes, but after pouting helplessly, he finally decided not to go forward to recruit cats and dogs.
Because, looking at Shrek's appearance at this time, he is alive and well from the angry young man Xie Yu saw in his previous life, as if nothing is pleasing to the eye, for such a powder keg that is afraid that it will explode at a moment, if he goes forward and is unlucky enough to be used as a punching bag by this guy...... It's too much to lose.
It's been two hours since the team set off again, and in the past two hours, the resentment and anger of the infatuated Shrek still haven't dissipated at all.
However, Shrek's anger this time, in Xie Yu's opinion, is not any vexatiousness.
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Two hours ago, just when Shrek was annoyed and angry because of Lu Hua's unscrupulous teasing, and was about to roll up his arms and sleeves to repair the hateful strange bird, then, his goddess Nicole, who had been napping on the shoulder of the flat-chested woman, had opened her eyes at some point.
As a result, before Shrek's revenge plan could be implemented, he had to die in the womb depressed.
"Shrek!What are you going to do?!Do you want to be rude to my Luhua?!How dare you?!"
Nicole's cold reprimand full of chill suddenly made Shrek's footsteps just taken back immediately.
Then, Nicole Girl's next sentence made Shrek's somewhat embarrassing ugly face instantly turn a deep purple-
"Shrek, you rude idiot, it seems that you shouldn't have given you food! Every time you're full, you have to find something to do!Can't you be honest?!You actually want to bully my Luhua?!Hmph...... I'll never give you anything to eat again!"
And the bad character but good at pretending to be cute Luhua, at this moment is also very "cooperative" again to take out the cute housekeeping skills, a small bird face, full of grievances and fright at the moment, raised the bird's head to look at Nicole, the small mouth is aggrieved and flattened, a pair of small yellow eyes, in the pitiful blink blink......
Luhua's shameless performance naturally immediately made the maternal love in Nicole girl's nature overflow out of control again.
So, Nicole, who had only rested for a short time, suddenly seemed to have the strength, and took Luhua from the old elf's arms, and then carefully put it into her arms, gently stroking it.
While caressing the frightened reed, Nicole's mouth is still comforting softly.
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As for how Luhua pretends to be cute and how Nicole overflows mother's love, Xie Yu really doesn't bother to look at it, but Nicole's words just now not only made Shrek want to cry without tears, but even Xie Yu felt that the little girl was indeed a little ...... It's not some, but it's too standing and talking without backache!
It's okay to look for something, but ...... Earlier, why did you add the three beautiful words "full" that made both Shrek and Shrek envious at the moment?
That fruit, although it is not small, is ...... Not to mention the large rice bucket Shrek, even Xie Yu himself was not full, not even half full.
Fruit, in Xie Yu's concept, in addition to feeding rabbits, can only be a thing used to fight teeth and scrape oil after meals!
Although, usually Xie Yu himself touched his round belly while burping long wine after every time he was full and drunk, he couldn't remember what else to do to eat fruit and tooth sacrifices.
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Hum...... When you're full, you don't have anything to do?!
Could it be that the little girl thinks that eating something like fruit can actually be full?!
Although Shrek is ugly, he is not a rabbit after all!
Not only did he not let him eat enough, but he also threatened Shrek that he would not let him eat in the future?!
Phew, this kind of stuff for rabbits...... Can you also order rice?!
Alas...... The little girl is nakedly sprinkling salt on Shrek's wounds!
Although Nicole's attitude towards her loyal admirer has always been cold and disgusted on weekdays, after all, there has never been such an inhumane threat of "never give food again" when it comes to eating that Shrek is extremely concerned about.
Therefore, for Shrek, who regards the issue of eating as important as a goddess, this is undoubtedly an extremely painful blow.
So, in the two hours that the team set off again, our Uncle Shrek, with a purple face, a flat mouth, a stalk on his neck, and a staring at soybean eyes, panted like an angry bull, and turned into a completely angry youth.
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