Chapter 236: Above the Snow Line (Part II)

Of course, Xie Yu's analogy - the little girl shamelessly and irresponsibly fed several big men as a few house sparrows......

Although Xie Yu thinks this analogy is very appropriate, when Xie Yu just remembered this analogy, he had already automatically excluded and filtered out the little bird reed flowers. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Needless to say, that traitor bird Luhua can't be classified as an ordinary bird.

As for the statement that gods are not divine beasts, let's not mention it for the time being, this bird doesn't look at its bad conduct, it is treacherous, slippery and ungrateful, and it is still a color embryo, but this bird's food is enough to be on par with Shrek's large rice bucket.

Although Xie Yu didn't understand how this small rice bucket's short body, which was only more than a foot long, could hold such a large amount of food......

Xie Yu and Shrek were unable to eat, especially without meat, and they were in pain from eating these elven fruits, and when they were burying their heads and complaining, the traitor bird, who had almost slept in the arms of the old elf for a day and a night, didn't know if it was because of hunger, and his golden eyelids suddenly struggled and rolled a few times.

Then, finally, he woke up slowly.

"Hey, boy, that strange bird with bells and whistles you brought can really sleep! Aren't you afraid of sleeping to death?! Didn't the eldest brother say that you ...... Since that strange bird is your pet, you should take care of it when you are free! Even if you are lazy, how can you abduct your bird so lazy?! As a bird...... That's not true!phew!"

Shrek stared at the little eyes, and looked dissatisfiedly at the reed flower who was still lying in the old elf's arms and refused to get up after waking up, and was eating fruit elegantly in small bites, muttering and complaining in his mouth.

It's just that after the "phew", just after a while, Shrek swallowed a mouthful of saliva in his mouth, touched his shriveled stomach, and suddenly "puffed" again: "It's lucky that it didn't sleep to death! But why is it so lazy when eating? Can't you eat faster? Or swallow it just in one bite......?! Is this deliberately greedy for us?!It's so hateful!......

"Ah Shi, save some effort...... Spit less than two mouthfuls of spit, the more you vomit, the hungrier you get......"

Xie Yu turned his head to look at the indignant Shrek, and then at the cheerful Luhua who was eating, rolled his eyes fiercely and said:

"Besides...... I've already stated that the bird has already become a traitor, and I am afraid that the master has no relationship with a single hair...... Damn, that traitor is lazy or not, I can't tell the master, I'm very diligent...... Alas, how many days have I not slept well?!Can this also be called lazy......

"Hmm, don't you sleep? I see you usually sleep a lot, and you sleep so soundly! You can fall asleep while sitting...... Are you embarrassed to say diligent?!" Shrek snorted heavily in disbelief, and the lush nose hair trembled for a moment in the two huge nostrils that passed through the sky, and then looked at the dishonest little mage with disdain.

"Sit and sleep?!Is the master idle?!The master likes to sleep naked!Sit and sleep?Hmph!You have masochistic tendencies when you are a master?!Illiterate...... Phew, sit and sleep...... Not for you guys?!"

"For us, what do you mean......" Shrek squinted at the annoyed little mage, not understanding why his little brother suddenly became aggrieved.

Even, Shrek felt that his little brother, at the moment, this inexplicable resentment seemed to be a little bigger than himself......

"Hmmm, boy, why are you so angry all of a sudden?!No one is messing with you......"

Shrek touched his head in confusion, and after a while, his eyes suddenly lit up:

"What?

“...... Only you, an idiot, see her like a mouse sees a cat......

Xie Yu tried his best to hold back his hunger, covered his forehead and muttered a few words, then raised his head: "Forget it...... Let's not talk about such boring questions, you can just say yes...... Shut up and recuperate, and then hurry up, sleeping in the snow is such an idiotic thing, the master can't do it...... Hey!huh?"

Xie Yu was talking, but he saw that Shrek didn't seem to listen to him at all, but just stared at the two soybean eyes fiercely and sometimes gently, staring closely at his back, and "chirp" out of his mouth while watching.

After a loud "chirp" twice, I saw the corners of Shrek's mouth, and suddenly there were two bright saliva, which flowed down the corners of the grinning mouth.

Xie Yu was strange in his heart, turned his head in surprise, and then, when he turned his head again, Xie Yu's face immediately changed from the original doubt to crying and laughing.

Because, this rotten bird, this guy with bad character who can't be idle, actually started playing tricks on people again.

The object of this trick is no longer Xie Yu, the former master, but Shrek, a rough embryo.

Although Lu Hua is a big stomach, he is obviously an omnivorous bird, although Xie Yu's barbecue has also become this little guy's favorite, but, in the case of not being able to eat meat, Lu Hua eats all kinds of good-looking but not hungry fruits of the elf clan, but it is also a relish.

And Shrek, a rude nymphomaniac, should be regarded as a complete carnivore in comparison, and if he can't eat meat for a meal, it seems that he is addicted to drugs, and the pain of scratching his ears and cheeks is incomparable.

Not eating a bite of meat all day today is a very inhumane thing for this rough embryo.

It's just that when I got up in the morning and went to Nicole to ask for warmth and warmth, I inexplicably provoked the goddess to scold, causing Shrek himself to be depressed.

And the frustration, depression and complaints on the way to Snow Peak also diverted this guy's attention from eating meat to a certain extent.

So, although I didn't have time to eat lunch because I was in a hurry, I didn't see Shrek jumping on his feet and scolding the street.

However, at dinner time today, when he finally sat down under this leeward rock, Shrek seemed to have finally recovered from the grief of being scolded by the goddess.

So, at the beginning, Shrek looked at the two fruits handed over by the little fat man, and did have the heart to throw them on the ground and smash them, and then patted his chest and said two words - this kind of thing can only be used to feed dogs, and the uncle will not eat if he has no meat, etc......

But after hesitating for a moment, Shrek finally couldn't resist the drumming in his abdomen, and in desperation, he could only take it with a sad face.

Giving one to the little brother of the mage, Shrek swallowed the bowl-sized fruit in one gulp, and there was nothing left to eat.

Moreover, after eating the fruit, Shrek was depressed to find that his stomach was still thunderous "cooing" in protest.

Obviously, that fruit that is not so big is not even stuffed between Shrek's teeth.

Originally, Shrek had the heart to ask his goddess for a few more pieces of that kind of fruit, after all, even if the taste was difficult to swallow, it should at least be able to satisfy hunger.

Damn, you can't starve to death when you're out of the house, right?!

- Although his stomach is empty at the moment, Shrek still feels that his stomach is full of resentment and grievances.

However, after secretly glancing at his somewhat pale goddess, Shrek took a few deep breaths, and after the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, he still couldn't muster up the courage to go forward and ask Goddess Nicole for the kind of fruit that she usually doesn't look at.

"Well, Miss Nicole's face is even more ugly than in the morning, and now she is coming forward, isn't she asking for trouble?!...... I can't be scolded anymore!but...... I don't know those dead elves, how can I open my mouth?!Damn...... Uncle has never been hungry since he grew up! Well, the taste of starvation to death must be unpleasant...... Why don't you just go up and grab it!"

Shrek muttered in his mouth, I don't know if he was hungry and had no strength, or because he was about to be a thief and a little weak-hearted, he had always been high-pitched, but at this moment it was as low as a mosquito humming.

Then, when Shrek raised his head again, he was obviously ready to rob.

Because, when he looked up again, this nympho was no longer the first time to peep at his goddess Nicole, but tightly sipped his bloody mouth, his face was vicious, and he looked at these companions next to him viciously.

Obviously, this evil guy is looking for a robbery.

"! you guys...... Didn't anyone tell you that you should chew and swallow slowly when eating?!...... Damn, these idiots! Could it be that they knew that the uncle was going to rob them of their things?!...... Late to start...... Huh?"

Shrek looked around and found that during the time he hesitated, the elves and the two knights had already finished eating, and they didn't know what to do with their eyes closed, and his mage brother had already empty hands and mouths, and the goddess Nicole was resting quietly on the shoulder of the tall female elf......

In frustration, when Shrek's eyes turned to the strange bird, he found that the strange bird also happened to be looking at him.

Shrek found that the expression of this strange bird seemed to be a little strange, although it was still eating fruit, but the corners of its mouth were skimmed from time to time, its small eyes were half-squinted, and it was tilting towards itself with a look that seemed to look down on people.

The original elegant eating appearance of small bites has now become one bite at a time.

Of the at least five or six fruits that the old elf was holding in his hand, only two remained after a few bites from the strange bird.

Then the strange bird rolled its eyes, but stretched out its two claws, and grasped the two remaining fruits in its claws.

"Damn! This strange bird only cares about eating alone?! and is not afraid of dying?! It's you! Who made you eat so much......?! Uh, but ......"

After Shrek viciously identified the target of the robbery, he was about to step forward, but suddenly hesitated again: "This bird has such a good relationship with Miss Nicole, if you really rob this bird...... Will Miss Nicole scold me?!"

Just as he was making a difficult choice, out of the corner of Shrek's eye, he found that the strange bird had stretched out a claw to him at some point, and on that black claw, there was also a green fruit.

"It's okay...... It seems that there is no need to be so embarrassed anymore, this strange bird still knows a little bit about things! It is best to eat without hurting the harmony......"

In the face of the righteous performance of the strange birds sharing the blessings, Shrek is obviously very satisfied.

I just wanted to pile up a kind smile to repay the bird, but as soon as Shrek's originally vicious eyes became friendly, I saw that the bird suddenly stretched out its claws back, and then the emerald green fruit was swallowed by the bird's small beak.

“...... This ugly strange bird, is he playing tricks on the uncle?!" Shrek looked at the hateful appearance of the bird winking at him proudly after swallowing the fruit, and suddenly became angry.

"Damn! this weird bird is so rude......! Fortunately, there is still this last fruit, at least it is better than starving to death!Alas......"

The puffed Shrek was about to teach the bird and tell it how to be a good bird, but saw the bird hand him the last fruit in his paws.

So, after a fierce ideological struggle in his heart, Shrek finally decided to put aside the grievances and grievances with the bird for the time being, first ensure that he will not starve to death today, and then teach the bird a lesson in the future.

However, when Shrek was about to reach out and take the last remaining fruit, he found that the hateful bird had done it again, quickly retracted its paws, swallowed the fruit in one gulp, and then was in the arms of the old elf, "chirping" and rolling non-stop.

"Hmmm,, this rotten bird, this again! it's such a bully! Doesn't it happen that there is no meat to eat...... Hurry up and make a fire, boy! See if Uncle doesn't pluck the hair, peel it, roast and eat this pet of yours today!"

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Xie Yu was shaking his head with emotion, and at the same time despised the stubborn character of this unscrupulous reed flower who liked to find someone to play with when he had nothing to do, but suddenly he heard a cow cry from Shrek in his ears, and it echoed loudly on the cold lonely peak above the snow line.

Then immediately after seeing this rough embryo that was about to be mad, he jumped up with a "poof", although he commanded himself in his mouth, his eyes were always viciously staring at the strange bird that was rolling around with a vulture, his face was full of murderous energy, and his sleeves were rolled up, and he wanted to rush forward......

However, Xie Yu felt that before he could laugh bitterly, he realized that he no longer had the leisure elegance to pay attention to Shrek's revenge......

Because, Xie Yuzheng faintly felt that his chest, which had not moved for a long time, suddenly and inexplicably, suddenly had an indescribable strangeness......

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