Due to the madness of the previous night, the next morning, several people got up late. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

In addition to the elves who have a very regular schedule and get up early, the earliest ones on the human side are Nicole and Shrek.

It's not surprising that Nicole gets up early, after all, women's schedules are generally more regular than men's, not to mention living with elves who are close to nature to the point of old-fashioned, and naturally follow the principle of sunrise and sunset as strictly as elves.

But it's really a little strange that Shrek, a guy who can't wake up when he sleeps, can get up so early this time......

Xie Yu couldn't remember how much he drank last night, and he didn't remember when he was finally tired from looking at the night sky, so he leaned on the trunk of the tree and fell asleep in a daze.

Xie Yu only remembered that after falling asleep, he had a dream, and in the dream, he once again returned to the past life that he was familiar with and missed.

But this dream came quickly, too fast, so fast that Xie Yu almost didn't remember any details, and all Xie Yu could barely remember were some fragments of his life, such as his parents' kind smiles at him, the hearty laughter of his friends when they were drinking, and the shy but sweet smile of his little girlfriend when she was lying in her arms......

But it was this scene of ordinary life scenes bit by bit, and the familiar and missed faces, that also made Xie Yu want to grasp but couldn't grasp anything, he could only dance his hands in vain, and let these precious memories slip away helplessly from between his fingers.

......

After Xie Yu woke up the next day, he felt that his eyes were a little swollen and sour, and he saw the tears that flowed on his front placket, only to realize that he had already burst into tears unconsciously in a dream last night.

It's just that there is something incongruous with Xie Yu's sadness and nostalgia - he woke up, and he woke up right after Nicole and Shrek, but he didn't wake up naturally, but was rudely kicked in the ass.

The good memories were forcibly interrupted, Xie Yu was furious in his heart, and just rubbed his sleepy eyes full of tears twice, and was ready to get up and teach the guy who didn't have long eyes and disturb dreams, but there was a hearty shout and scolding in his ears: "Hey, boy, you can't afford to burn your ass in the sun......? Didn't you just drink some wine last night? The amount of alcohol is really bad! It's really useless!"

"Huh?" Xie Yu listened to the familiar scolding like a bull's roar in his ears, and when he looked up, he saw Shrek standing beside him, with a waist as thick as a water tank, stretching out a thick black hand, yelling at him, and his black and purple face actually had an unlucky expression of hating iron but not steel.

"Alas!" Xie Yu saw that it was Shrek, and immediately shook his head helplessly, like a deflated ball, a little dejected.

Of course, the little bird himself can't beat it, but this rude guy in front of him, if he doesn't use magic, he is estimated to be enough to choke!

Well...... Although Xie Yu felt that his physical strength was already good among humans, if he didn't use magic and black sticks, he just competed in physical strength, Xie Yu really didn't have the confidence to go to Shrek to fight alone.

This guy's flesh isn't like what humans can have!

But...... If you want to cast magic, you have to rely on the measly little magic you have now?!

Forget it, I don't want to experience the painful feeling of being hollowed out of my magic again.

It seems that today's good wish to emulate the little bird and find someone to vent his anger is doomed to fail.

I don't want to fight with this humanoid monster that is more resistant to beating than Xiaoqiang in the morning, it will be tiring to death!

......

"You...... You slept well last night, but why did you come early in the morning to disturb the master's sleep, are you idle?!"

Xie Yu shook his head that was almost about to explode after a hangover, and shouted at the triumphant Shrek angrily.

"You're embarrassed to say?!, such a big person...... The sun is so high that you can't get up!What should I do if I delay my trip?!" Shrek tried hard to open his soybean eyes, glared at the dissatisfied little mage, and said in a loud voice.

"Hey, why did you, who have always been heartless, suddenly become so positive?! Why are you delaying your trip...... Is this something you should be thinking about?!" Xie Yu stared at the rough embryo in front of him, and couldn't help but be a little confused.

But after a while, the rough embryo quietly glanced behind him, and saw that his goddess Nicole was discussing something with Yawen in a whisper, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and then lowered his voice, sneakily leaned his head forward, with an ugly face, and muttered in a low voice: "Boy, do you think I'm really idle and have nothing to do to wake you up, uncle, I'm not your servant, and I can't help it...... I'm sleeping soundly, too, and Miss Nick woke me up early this morning......"

Shrek muttered there, but Xie Yu listened a little impatiently, covered his nose and waved his hand, and moved his head to the side a few more points, trying to avoid Shrek's unique thick tone: "Nonsense......! But how can she wake you up, you also know that after you fall asleep, you can't wake up from an earthquake or a volcanic eruption, and you can barely ...... only by setting fire to it."

Xie Yu stared at Shrek, his face full of disbelief, but Shrek rarely didn't refute, just laughed twice, "hehe", and then touched his head a little shyly, and his face, which was already black and purple, seemed to be immediately more purple, and began to look like a deformed round eggplant again.

"Hey, hey, hey...... I don't know...... But my dad also said that it seems hard to wake me up when I fall asleep, but, hehe...... All I'm telling you, you can't tell anyone else anymore - I had a very wonderful dream last night, in which Miss Nicole finally nodded her head and agreed to my proposal, and then she walked slowly towards me and gently helped me up, uh...... Isn't it necessary to be half-kneeling for a marriage proposal? After helping me up, she reached out and touched my face, and I could smell a very charming fragrance on her body and hands, and then ...... And then I woke up somehow......"

"You...... No matter how charming the fragrance is, it's just a dream, why are you so serious?!It's time to sleep with you, and it's still yours......" Xie Yu pursed the corners of his lips, very disdainful.

"At first I thought it was just a dream...... But this dream is very real, when Miss Nicole reached out and touched my face, I really felt a burst of crispy numbness on both sides of my face, and it was itchy, as if I had really just been touched by my hand, and when I woke up, hehe...... And guess what? Miss Nicole was standing beside me and looking at me, but seeing that she still looked a little upset, I quickly got up...... Then Miss Nicole told me to wake you up, but ...... Unfortunately, when I woke up, Miss Nicole was a different look, far less gentle than she had dreamed......"

Shrek's expression was regretful, and he stood there and smashed his mouth again and again, regretful.

But after regretting for a while, Shrek stepped forward with a shy face, and it was almost on Xie Yu's face, so Xie Yu had to cover his nose again and move his head back.

"Hey, boy, you say...... Well...... Hehe, is it possible that Miss Nicole really touched my face when she woke me up? It's just that when I woke up, she was shy, so she didn't say a few words to me and ran away, hey......! Is that possible?!"

As he spoke, Shrek seemed to feel more and more that the possibility of his ideal was extremely high, and then a pair of small yellow bean eyes gradually released light, and he kept blinking and blinking, looking at Xie Yu with a look of anticipation.

"Uh...... I think...... Hehe, I should have touched it, but ...... Are you sure your goddess Nicole touched you with her hands?!"

"Of course...... Why would you kid ask that, otherwise where else could it be?!" Shrek scratched his head, his face full of doubt.

Xie Yu looked carefully at Shrek's face, and saw that the cheeks of this rough embryo who fell in love were densely overlapped and piled up with some small shoe prints, although there were too many shoe prints, which were a little blurry, but Xie Yu could still vaguely identify that the owner of this shoe print was a small foot under careful observation.

And according to what Shrek said just now, when he woke up, Nicole was standing next to him with an unhappy face......

Well...... Obviously, Nicole couldn't wake up Shrek, and she was angry, and then she didn't know how many feet it took to finally succeed......

It seems that there is still a gap between the ideal and the reality......