Chapter 182: Carnivorous Pet Luhua (Part II)
"...... Dead fat! You don't blush when you say this! How do you want to develop?! You're almost fat into a ball! Please let go of your breath once in a while and shrink back!"
Xie Yu looked at the little fat man's indignant appearance, and then looked at his round head and body, rolled his eyes widely, felt a little crying and laughing, and scolded angrily. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Less nonsense! We're going to eat meat! Get it quickly...... Otherwise, you kid looks good!" Shrek glared at Xie Yu, who was smiling bitterly, and said intimidatingly.
"You're relying on me, aren't you?!"
Xie Yu shook his head, and then said helplessly at Shrek and the little fat man: "You have to say that it's okay to eat meat, but we don't have any meat to roast now......!
"No?!really?can't be?!Not at all?!!"
Xie Yu had tried his best to make the expression on his face as sincere as possible, but Shrek still didn't believe it: "We used to fight so much!
"Believe it or not! I'm more than your ass in my ring right now...... Well, no! it's cleaner than the big white ass of a fat man!"
"Then why don't you keep a little bit?! I won't let you keep the prey next time...... There's no planning at all!"
"Hey! You...... Shrek, damn it, with you and Luhua, can you keep that bit of meat?!"
Regarding Shrek's shameless remarks about shirking responsibility, Xie Yu was also immediately angry.
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The three of them were entangled, Xie Yu had already been helpless by the two of them's unrelentingness, and suddenly felt that it was boring to quarrel like this with these two nonsense guys in front of him.
"You two are so fond of staring, continue to stare at each other, but the master is not accompanied...... Don't forget to tell me if you win!!"
glared at these two useless idiots with disdain, and then Xie Yu snorted disdainfully in his nose, and was ready to flick his sleeves and leave, ignoring these two foodies anymore.
Walked to the side and sat down cross-legged, Xie Yu didn't hear the chatter of the two people behind him, looked at his nose and nose, looked at his heart, concentrated his mental strength, held his breath, and quickly entered a meditative state.
Xie Yu worked hard to absorb and transform the various elements scattered around him, replenishing his spiritual power, and felt that the lack of magic power in his body finally grew up slowly, just like a small ditch that was almost dry was being injected with streams of clear streams, although this stream of clear water was relatively small, but it was enough to make Xie Yu feel very relieved, and even the mood began to gradually become happy.
It's just that this wonderful pleasant feeling didn't last long and was forcibly interrupted.
Xie Yu was completely immersed in the pleasure of the slowly filling of the magic power in his body, so he did not release his spiritual power to feel the situation around him.
After a while, Xie Yu, who was in a good mood, suddenly jumped in his heart, and felt that an unknown danger was approaching him, and he immediately bounced up and prepared to jump away in shock.
Although Xie Yu had quickly jumped to the side with his keen sense of crisis, he was still one step slower due to his carelessness just now.
I saw a finger-thick arc of electricity falling straight from the top of Xie Yu's head, obviously going according to Xie Yu's head, but when Xie Yu quickly bounced to the side, it only hit Xie Yu's shoulder.
Xie Yu only felt that his right shoulder was struck by lightning, and then the right half of his body quickly became numb, crispy and numb, but he couldn't move.
"What kind of person! Could it be that the dragon came to the door in advance......?!
Xie Yu let out a loud shout in his mouth, and at the same time quickly turned his head to look for the attacker, only to find that the little girl was holding a reed flower in her arms, and she didn't know when she came over, and a person and a bird were staring at him playfully with a mocking look.
And Shrek and Little Fat Man, when they saw the arrival of the little girl, they both shrank behind the little girl, but they looked at themselves with their heads probed, and there was a trace of sympathy in their eyes.
"I said, can you stop being so babbling......
Nicole glanced boredly at the little mage who was like a great enemy, and the small and delicate Joan wrinkled her nose, and then sneered impatiently: "Cowardly fellow, with your little strength, what can you do if that dragon really fights? let alone fight...... Can you run away?!
"You're sick! Why don't you eat your rotten vegetable leaves over there, and come here to disturb the master?" Xie Yu glared at the reed flower in Xiao Niu'er's arms, and then said angrily at Xiao Niu'er.
Needless to say, it was naturally the shameless traitor bird who attacked him, because he was really familiar with the unbearable feeling of being numb by electricity.
"What rotten vegetable leaves?!That's the fruit that the elf sisters have worked so hard to cultivate, and you can't see it outside!
The little girl glanced at the angry little mage, and by the way, she ridiculed the little mage's ignorance, and then cleared her throat, and there seemed to be some helplessness in her voice: "Luhua seems to want to eat meat......!"
"Phew! It's this kind of boring thing again! I want to eat meat and get it myself, but I can't help it!" Xie Yu was a little impatient, and replied coldly without anger.
But as soon as the words fell, Xie Yu heard Lu Hua scream angrily, flapped her little wings from Nicole's arms and flew up quickly, stared at her little yellow eyes, stared at herself tightly, fluttered twice in the air, and then actually opened her sharp little mouth at herself.
"Damn! This little white-eyed wolf is really completely rebellious, and Lao Tzu has been raising it for almost ten years! Damn, you little traitor will be struck by lightning!"
Seeing that Lu Hua was obviously going to discharge angrily because she couldn't eat meat, Xie Yu scolded angrily in his heart, although his face was also extremely angry, but his tone immediately softened:
"Hey, hey, Luhua...... Actually, it's not completely out of the question! There's still a way, there's a way......."
As soon as Lu Hua heard that there was a possibility of eating meat, the little yellow eyes rolled, hesitated for a moment, and then opened her small mouth and closed it again.
"Hmm...... However, there is still a small problem......
Xie Yu saw that Lu Hua, the little traitor, had stopped his intention to attack again, flapped his little wings and flew back to Nicole's arms, he immediately put his mind at ease, frowned, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and muttered in his mouth.
"I don't care about this! Luhua wants to eat meat......! You can figure it out yourself......" Nicole said to the little mage with a look of embarrassment, holding the reed flower in her arms.
"Of course, Lu Hua wants to eat meat, there must be no problem, and there is no problem for Ah Shi and Xiaopang to want to eat meat! However, this small problem has also been told to the two of them just now, and the small problem is that there is no prey to barbecue now! I have no stock in the ring at all......"
Xie Yu slapped twice in his mouth, and then helplessly spread his hands to Nicole, with a helpless expression.
"Hmm...... That...... Well, that's a problem, hmm...... That's it, Shrek, you go get the prey, and you can just come back and hand it to Harrow......" The little girl muttered for a while, but turned her head to look at Shrek behind her.
"Yes...... Yes, yes! Get it right away! Miss Nicole rest assured...... Hey, hey, hey!"
Shrek, who has always felt ignored by his goddess, was immediately flattered when he heard the goddess's order and entrusted him with a heavy responsibility, and his ugly face instantly turned into a dark purple chrysanthemum, and he nodded and agreed again and again, while looking left and right for a while, he suddenly roared, and then stepped on the spotted knife mantis under his feet.
"Damn, I haven't lived enough......"
Xie Yu already knew that in front of Nicole, a little girl, Shrek was very prone to nymphomania, and under the uncontrollable emotions of this rough embryo, any incredible thing could be done without thinking about it.
Just now, after seeing this nymphomaniac looking left and right for a while, and then gritting his teeth at the brindled knife mantis under his feet, Xie Yu immediately knew that it was not good, and when Shrek yelled, he had already cursed secretly, and then quickly stepped forward and grabbed this rough embryo, sighing and smiling bitterly:
"Good to discuss, good to discuss...... But Ah Shi, you may not have beaten it, and its stomach is full of some colorful intestines and some disgusting body fluids, and there is no meat at all!"
"Hmm, no meat?!, don't you kid say it sooner...... Isn't that delaying Miss Nicole?!"
When Shrek heard this, he frowned at the sea cucumber, complained about the little mage, and then shouted again, threw off the elephant's legs and rushed forward a few steps, and jumped directly from the back of the brindled sword mantis regardless of it, and rushed into the dense forest like a cannonball.
"I went hunting...... Boy, you make a fire and wait for me!"
- Shrek took a big stride, and his figure disappeared into the jungle in an instant, but the rough gong-like voice came from far away in the forest......
As soon as Luhua said that she wanted to eat meat, the little girl immediately gave an order...... And then this idiot...... Alas, this nymphomaniac is hopeless...... Alas!"
Xie Yu watched Shrek go away like the wind, sighed, and shook his head in disdain.
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