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Because the back of the brindle mantis is very stable, so stable that you can hardly feel any bumps, so, in order to save time and hurry as soon as possible, at the suggestion of Nicole and Yawen, the problem of eating and sleeping in this mixed team has been solved on the back of the brindle mantis in a hurry for the past four days.

Although several human men were quite complaining about this, but on the night of the departure just four days ago, when Nicole Chick glared at her with a cold look, they naturally did not dare to have the slightest dissatisfaction.

The little fat man was sleeping as if he was dead, so it was naturally impossible to express any opinions, and Shrek, who was originally muttering and expressing his grievances, immediately lowered his head and shut up, and stuck his head between his two elephant legs without a chance and didn't dare to say a word.

And Robert Knight, who was sitting next to the little girl with his head down and had been listless, immediately stopped dozing, raised his head and blinked a few times, and his expression seemed to hide a hint of thinking that "his master is making a bit of a fuss about it so desperately".

But the wooden knight looked at his own master who was staring at Shrek beside him, and then took a deep look at the calm and relaxed female elf Yawen, the dead fish eyes blinked a few times, and after a rare flash, he hung his head down again without saying a word, and continued to doze off listlessly, looking like he didn't care about himself.

Xie Yu didn't have too much dissatisfaction, anyway, he was getting closer and closer to his destination, and the sense of crisis in his heart was getting worse and worse, now he only had the mind to save and improve his strength as much as possible, and the rest didn't matter, about whether to sleep on the back of the brindled sword mantis or on the ground, it was even more inconsequential.

Besides, there are some leftover barbecue meat from the past few days in his ring, although the amount is not much, but it is not a lot, there are five or six heads, he and Robert are not pleasure-loving people, and the amount of food is the amount of normal people's food, and it can be made with any cushion.

Therefore, in the past four days, almost all of the prey of the barbecue have gone into the stomachs of Luhua and Shrek, the two big stomachs who have no meat and are not happy.

Originally, these small prey would never last for the fourth day, and Nicole didn't dare or couldn't bear to take any dieting measures against the cute Luhua, so she had to hit Shrek with the idea of saving food as much as possible.

So in the past four days, our Uncle Shrek's life has been extremely miserable.

Shrek and Luhua, the big and small two foodies, in terms of the amount of food alone, are actually half a catty to eight taels, but every time Shrek just finished eating a boar or the thick hind legs of the wind wolf with great interest, he was only half full, and he was unceremoniously driven aside by his own goddess.

But because this deep-rooted nymphomaniac didn't dare to have any rude behavior towards the goddess, he could only squat beside him, watching the birds whirlwind, and his saliva flowed but he was always helpless.

Even one night, this rude and big-bellied fellow was so greedy that after wandering around the bird for a while, he was reprimanded by the goddess again, and returned to the same place in a gray manner, and picked up the hind leg bone of the boar that he had just thrown on the back of the brindle beetle, and actually gnawed it again slowly.

This time is different from the last big swallow, this rough embryo is finally rare and elegant, while holding the already bare hind leg bone and gnawing and licking, while squinting the soybean eyes from time to time and chirping twice, as if reminiscing about the wonderful taste.

"Alas! The old saying is so good - a dog gnaws on a bone and swallows dry foam! There is no longer a shred of meat on it, and this idiot can still gnaw so hard! How pitiful...... This is naked abuse!"

Nibbling on the golden and crisp boar trotters in his hand, and taking a sip of wine, Xie Yu was indignant at the inhumanity of the little girl, and then looked at poor Shrek and shook his head and sighed......

However, even under the deliberate control of Shrek's meal, when Shrek and the little fat man who woke up came over to beg for food at dinner today, Xie Yu found that the barbecue in the ring was empty.

As soon as Xie Yu spread out his hand and said that there was no barbecue, Shrek and the little fat man were immediately furious, and then burst into a rage.

Needless to say, this rough embryo can't live without meat at all, he has been eating cold barbecue for the past few days, and the hard taste is naturally not comparable to the steaming barbecue that has just been roasted, but he can't eat enough, and now when he hears that even the kind of cold and hard barbecue can't be eaten, Shrek immediately snorted and panted like an old cow, and his ugly face couldn't help but turn purple in an instant.

Sharo has been sleeping for four days, even if the milky white potion of the elves has a magical effect on the strengthening of physical fitness and muscles, but after all, it can't cure hunger!

The little fat man slept beautifully for four days, that is to say, he had been hungry for four days, and he woke up shortly before dinner today, and after a while of noisy noise, he immediately felt that the drum in his abdomen was not stopping, and he was screaming like a frog, and he was ready to eat a big meal to soothe the stomach that had been wronged in the past four days, but unexpectedly, the little mage announced that he had run out of food at this time, and the little fat man suddenly smoked, and pointed at Xie Yu's nose in place and jumped three feet high.

"Hello, how do you manage logistics? I've been hungry for four days without a drop of water, and I'm a sick person now! You're telling me I don't have anything to eat, you...... Do you treat patients like this?!"

The little fat man was furious and pointed at Xie Yu and shouted with indignation.

"Patient?!huh...... Do you look like a sick person now?!Which hair on your body looks like a sick person?!Can you jump so high before you got sick?......

Xie Yu pursed his lips, and said in a disapproving and dismissive tone: "Besides, who said that I took care of your logistics......

"Stop talking nonsense, boy...... Now that there's no meat, you're going to be responsible for roasting it for us!We're going to eat meat!" Shrek was a little impatient, interjected beside him, and glared at Xie Yu viciously.

"Why should I give you a barbecue?!Master should be you?!Won't you go and get food yourself......

Xie Yu glared back without showing weakness, and then nodded in the direction of Nicole and Yawen: "Huh...... Ah Shi, your goddess has food there, and if you don't rob them, they'll all be eaten, huh...... By the way, bring me two fruits. “

As soon as Shrek heard the little mage mention Nicole, he immediately shrank his neck, tilted his head to look at the goddess, and saw that the goddess was sitting together with Robert and two female elves, plus the little bird Luhua who had just woken up, sitting together, and gnawing on the strange fruit that was taken out of the small bag on the waist of the tall and thin man in the middle, but he didn't notice this side at all.

After taking a closer look at the pile of colorful fruits in the middle, Shrek turned his head with a look of disdain, and said in a low voice at Xie Yu: "They can't be called to eat at all...... It has to be called an after-dinner snack, and it's okay to eat one or two once in a while, but how can you eat it as a meal?! Can you still order a meal without meat? So, you still have to give us a barbecue...... We're going to eat meat! And we're going to eat freshly roasted meat!"

In the end, perhaps out of great nostalgia for meat, a trace of saliva actually flowed from the corner of Shrek's mouth unconsciously, and his voice became louder unconsciously, with a hoarse taste, and at the end, he glared at the little mage fiercely again.

"Yes, yes, yes...... Shrek is right, can you call a meal without meat......?!

The little fat man on the side obviously agreed with Shrek's idea of wanting to eat meat, and a pair of obscene eyes kept blinking and blinking, and at the same time kept pointing at the fat round head and echoing in a loud voice:

"Also, if you don't have meat to eat, it will affect your physical development ......"

“...... Damn!"

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