Chapter 208: Enthusiasm
"Hey, don't you want to give me a piece first? You just let the dignified magician give you a barbecue, it can only be regarded as a careless friendship with the young master, but he has never cared about eating for himself, is your conscience okay?"
Xie Yu stood up and walked over to the only remaining sharp-horned ice antelope. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
After the snoring and one bird group woke up when they smelled the smell of meat, Shrek yelled and yelled to eat meat, and Lu Hua also chirped and kept calling on the side, but after one person and one bird saw the barbecue in the hands of the little fat man and the wooden knight, they all pouted with disdain, and then turned their eyes to the little mage.
didn't want to entangle with these two guys, so, in desperation, Xie Yu had no choice but to take out the only sharp-horned ice antelope left last night from the ring.
Xie Yu, Chubby and the Wooden Knight are all normal human meals, although they have eaten for a long time, the three of them have not even finished a hind leg, so when the wine party dispersed, Xie Yu put it away.
And last night was disturbed by the sound of snoring almost all night, plus he didn't eat anything for most of the day today, Xie Yu also felt a little hungry at the moment, but after looking at the few colorful fruits sent by Xiaopang in front of him, Xie Yu pursed the corners of his lips and found that he had no appetite for these things, so he reluctantly decided to grab meat with Shrek and Luhua.
However, after pacing and shaking in all directions, Xie Yu looked at this person with disdain as rude as a starving ghost, couldn't help frowning, and then shouted dissatisfiedly.
Shrek's unsightly appearance, Xie Yu has already understood it, and Luhua, a bird without the dignity and image of a divine beast, naturally does not need to say much.
At this moment, seeing that this rough embryo had drilled the bloody mouth into the flesh and refused to get up, humming contentedly while splashing saliva, ignoring his dissatisfied shouting, Xie Yu couldn't help but immediately shook his head and sighed: "Alas! Ah Shi, it seems that Luhua's face is still big, Luhua wants to eat meat, and your goddess immediately ordered the barbecue...... But what the hell has your goddess been starving you these days, completely treating you like a captive animal, and not being fed......! You don't seem to be as favored as Luhua!"
"Huh, boy...... Uh, you...... How did you get here? When did you ...... Uh, come on, come on...... Let's eat together...... Uhh
However, I don't know if it was because he was full or choked too quickly, this guy couldn't stop burping while stuffing his mouth full of meat and muttering hello.
However, with the understanding of this rough amount of rice, Xie Yu sincerely feels that the latter is more likely.
"Forget it...... Eat yourselves, lest you complain that I robbed you of your flesh and let you starve......
Xie Yu looked at the only remaining sharp-horned ice antelope that was only a small half, tilted his head and thought about it, and then waved his hand casually, but unexpectedly rejected Shrek's enthusiasm.
"Hmm, I remember that your kid likes to eat meat as much as my eldest brother and me?! When I got up today, I found that you were not in good spirits, so you couldn't be sick...... Well...... Oh!"
Shrek looked at the little mage who had the same smell as himself on the issue of eating meat, and after sticking out his tongue and adding a circle around his mouth, he chirped twice, muttered in his mouth for a while, and then patted his head and made a look of sudden realization:
"Hi...... Big brother, I ate too intently, and I didn't hear what you were muttering there just now, but you don't have to worry about this, no matter what, even if it's not enough, it can't make your hard-working chef unable to eat meat...... Come on, come on, pick which piece of meat you like!"
"Really? But...... Every time you see meat, it's like seeing your own father, when did you become so generous?!"
"Hi...... What is this? Originally, as the eldest brother, I should take care of the little brother! Besides, ...... Well, isn't it almost dinner time again, I'll just go hunting and come back and roast it then......" Shrek patted the huge chest muscles on his chest at the little mage with a suspicious face, and then squeezed the little yellow bean eyes proudly.
"Little brother, shit! You're the little brother! Vulgar ......"
Xie Yu looked at Shrek squeezing his eyebrows at him there, with a look of righteousness and confidence, it seemed that he wanted to take care of the barbecue materials for dinner again, which was a little funny, but Xie Yu was obviously very dissatisfied with the title of little brother, rolled his eyes and muttered a few words in his mouth, and then glanced at the barbecue, although there was undisguised reluctance in his eyes, but then he shook his head:
"I think...... Forget it! You can't eat enough meat for yourself, let alone add reed flowers...... Alas, and besides, you have indeed made your goddess Nicole toss in the past few days, but you have never been able to eat half full of such a large amount of food, and you are actually engaged in this set of rations, raising you like an animal...... Don't talk about human rights! You ...... I still won't rob you of ......."
"Hmm...... Not...... You know what? Miss Nicole was worried that I would eat like Sharo's ugly death, so she controlled the amount of food I ate! Actually...... Actually, she did it for my good...... That......'s what I do! This is...... Is this love understandable?!sigh...... Forget it, you're still a little guy who hasn't grown up, and you can't appreciate the beauty of love at all, so why do you tell you something as profound as love......"
Shrek may also feel embarrassed, and after snorting awkwardly for a while, he still has a purple face, raises his neck, and retorts unconvinced in a loud voice.
"Alas...... Are you really going to find a reason to fall in love......? Whatever you say, do it!...... I decided not to rob you, you haven't had a good meal in the past few days, well, except last night...... Well, that...... You continue to eat, I won't disturb the big brother you eat Yaxing......"
Xie Yu glanced down at the reed flower who was working hard, waved his hand boringly, and walked to the tail of the brindle blade mantis.
"Hey...... Don't go, let's come together, I ate too much last night, I don't necessarily eat so much......"
"You? You still have a time when you can't finish eating? It's really rare...... Your belly is a bottomless pit that can't be filled! When will you have meat that you can't eat? Um? You...... You don't, you eat your own, don't dare to bother you, feed...... Leave me alone...... I'll be able to take care of the food myself...... Don't, don't!oops...... What's so embarrassing?!"
Facing Shrek, who suddenly became enthusiastic, Xie Yu was a little happy, but when he saw this warm-hearted guy, he turned around and stretched out his black hand, grabbed a piece of meat and handed it to him, he immediately couldn't laugh anymore, and quickly waved his hand when he looked at the barbecue.
"The boy is very hypocritical...... Take it quickly! This is a piece of the eldest brother's heart!"
"Hmm...... It's such a big brother, I got my heart, but ...... It occurred to me that I still had something to do, so I left first......"
"Nonsense! What could be more important than eating meat?......! Don't be in a hurry for a while, it's not too late to leave after eating......"
"Big brother, I'm ...... It's too late...... Look, big brother, flying saucer!"
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Actually, Xie Yu is really not polite, since he has decided to come over to eat meat, where is the reason to let it go in vain?
It's just that Xie Yu looked at the saliva and oil on the corner of Shrek's mouth, and then looked at the original almost whole brindle knife mantis on the ground, only a small half was left at the moment, and most places seemed to have Shrek's saliva and bite marks.
Obviously, this guy is too uncivilized to eat, in addition to the position at his "doorstep", when he lies his mouth on the sharp-horned ice antelope, he is also very impolite and arches everywhere.
Although the barbecue has long been cooled down now, Xie Yu looked at the attractive golden color that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and at the beginning, he also moved his index finger, wanting to go up and tear a piece and hastily fill his stomach.
But looking at the bitten gaps above, Xie Yu would recall the lethality of Shrek's saliva in his mind, and then not only did he lose his appetite immediately, but he even felt nauseous and vomiting for a while.
It's not that I don't want to eat meat, in fact, it's really ...... I really can't get out of my mouth!
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