Chapter 209: Big Bargain
"Hmm...... !mm...... It looks like I'm really hungry, and the barbecue is so delicious when it......'s cold! It may also be that the master's craftsmanship has indeed been perfected, tsk...... Isn't it, Robert, you say...... What if I open a shop in the future with this barbecue skill, and I don't sell anything else, but I specialize in barbecue, hmm...... You can't go wrong with business......"
Xie Yu munched on a piece of barbecue the size of an vinegar bowl in his hand, and admired it sincerely in his mouth. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
It's just that what he shamelessly praised was his own two-handed barbecue skills.
In fact, although Xie Yu once thought that in this magical world, although magic and martial arts are very popular, but things like seasoning and taste are not something that can be solved by using two hands of magic and being able to play two swords, this is a collection of Xie Yu's previous life, the ancient country of thousands of years of inheritance, so that the variety of flavors and ingredients is more rich and sound.
Among them, it can be said that the diversification of condiments, as well as the continuous innovation of dosage and proportion, have played a vital role in the establishment, improvement and development of food civilization.
For those who have eaten their own barbecue, for the praise of their barbecue skills, whether it is from that unscrupulous old guy or these humans in front of him, Xie Yu was also a little embarrassed at first, because he just found these plants that can play a seasoning effect according to the memory in his mind, and after adding them to the barbecue, the original monotonous meat flavor immediately became vibrant.
If you put it in your previous life when the food civilization was developed, as long as you can master the heat or the amount of various seasonings, I am afraid that anyone can roast this level of barbecue, and even because the condiments are more abundant, it may be more delicious than your own......
But, alas, this is not a previous life!
Therefore, for other people's compliments, Xie Yu became more and more accustomed to listening to them.
Although, in Xie Yu's heart, in addition to enjoying the praise of others, there is also a trace of melancholy and loss.
- Alas, it would be nice if I could go back to my previous life and spend time with my family, friends, and little girls!
Barbecue? hum ...... Fuck the barbecue!
Alas, it's been so long, and I don't know what happened to them now......
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Xie Yu sighed, shook his head, buried these distant memories in his mind deep in his heart, and tried to calm his mood, and then casually glanced at the wooden knight next to him who was sullen with his head hanging down.
Looking at his frosty eggplant appearance, Xie Yu couldn't help but shake his head helplessly: "Brother Wood, don't be so depressed if it's okay, don't you just snatch a piece of meat from you! If you roast it again in the future, just give you an extra piece...... Why are you so careful?!"
"Nonsense! Where is the reason to snatch back the things that were sent?!" Robert took a bite of the fruit, and then replied sullenly, obviously resentful.
Robert felt that he did have a grievance, because he happened to be eating meat, while tasting it while peeking at his own Yawen from time to time, just when he felt very comfortable, he saw that the little mage and Shrek seemed to be arguing not far away for a while, and then the little mage raised his hand and pointed, and successfully diverted Shrek's attention, and then when Shrek looked up and looked at the sky on tiptoe, he strode to his side, and then grabbed the large piece of barbecue he had just given him, and grabbed it back, and then sat beside him and chewed it, ignoring that he was now empty-handed, but only cares about eating alone, which is really shameless.
"Hmm...... Well, who said...... Who said it was given to you? Actually, well...... I'm just letting you keep it for me for the time being......" Our little mage stuffed his mouth with a bulging bag, rolled his eyes, and irresponsibly threw this sentence to the wooden knight with a look of grievance and resentment.
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"Boy...... You don't want the meat I gave you just now, but why did you come to grab Robert's meat to eat?!"
Xie Yu, who was full of praise for his craftsmanship, and Robert, who was forced to eat fruit to satisfy his hunger, heard a shout like a broken gong, and the two looked up at the same time, but saw Shrek running over at some point, and he was also grabbing a large piece of barbecue meat in his black hands.
"Uh...... Didn't I say I'm afraid you won't have enough to eat?! You don't eat meat there, why do you suddenly ...... Running here?!" Xie Yu said a few perfunctory words casually, and then stared at Shrek suspiciously.
"So much meat...... Your big brother and I are not rice buckets!How can you finish eating?!"
Shrek took out a hand to wipe the corners of his mouth, and wiped two handfuls on his pants, and then suddenly changed his face, looking at the little mage's eyes, in addition to righteousness and strictness, there seemed to be a trace of hatred for iron and steel: "This is not ...... It's a little unbearable to see you come over and grab other people's meat...... Who made me your eldest brother? Alas, you are young and ignorant, and you have caused trouble outside, so I have to apologize to others and make a courtesy...... Well, when I was a kid, my dad used to do that a lot, taking me to apologize to the useless guy I was beating, and then always going home and beating me up...... Well, but Big Brother won't hit you today...... Thinking that you are a first-time offender, I will spare you this time! I will not allow this next time...... Remember?!"
"Damn!"
Xie Yu listened to Shrek chattering there, and the more he listened, the more he felt wrong, and when he listened to it, he simply burst into a foul mouth.
Because, the more Xie Yu listened, the more he felt unlike--Damn! You said that you are not a rice bucket, and no one will believe you, but what Xie Yu didn't expect was ...... Emotional Shrek, a rough embryo, will also take advantage!
Xie Yu originally thought that this guy was just well-limbed and simple-minded, and the round and huge head that turned purple at every turn was half water and half paste, and it was a lump of paste when he shook it twice.
However, listening to this guy with a mushy head babbling so much, it is nothing more than an expression of one meaning.
- Master, I am causing trouble by stealing other people's flesh, and then you have to come forward and apologize to the poor guy who was bullied by me?
And listening to the tone of his words, this time he spared himself generously, but if he caused this kind of trouble in the future, maybe he would not be as merciless as this time, but when he went home, he would hang the master on the beam of the house and whip him? !
Just because you, an idiot and nymphomaniac, still want to be your own father?!
Damn, this is a big deal......
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"Rude guy...... Come on, Robert, we don't care about him, he robbed you of your flesh just now, I'll make it up for you......"
Xie Yu, who thought that he had accidentally taken advantage of Shrek, was constantly rolling his eyes, and after exploding his foul language, he was ready to roll the remaining few white eyes, and then immediately seek justice for himself.
But before the words came out, I overheard Shrek start babbling to Robert again, and there was a smile on his ugly face: "Look at ...... Look, such a big piece of meat is not too big compared to the one you were robbed of! You take it away and eat it well, and in a moment I will take this ignorant little fellow back and whip it with a leather whip, so that this naughty boy will ......have a long memory."
"Damn!Shrek!Are you finished?!" Xie Yu looked at the flattering appearance of this rough embryo, and couldn't help but immediately feel like a handful of oil was poured on the fire, and then it burned irrepressibly: "I said...... It's fun to take advantage of the master, isn't it?!You're taking advantage of the master, isn't it?!"
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