Chapter 26: Shrek at the beginning of love
It is said that Xie Yu's group saw a human monster like a black iron tower, chased by a group of unclothed people, shouting and screaming, and ran towards him, far away, this monster shouted at his people: "Get out of the way...... I was amazed......"
Xie Yu suddenly laughed dumbly, and felt very funny - he grew so big, he had only heard that the horse was shocked, how could people still be shocked?
Nicole Chick and the two knights also watched to have fun, but several of them didn't want to meddle in their affairs, so they turned their horses out of the way. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Shrek rushed to the front and glanced at Xie Yu on the horse, thinking that these people were interesting, if you didn't give way quickly, you would have to knock you into the air with people and horses.
was about to rush over, but when he turned his head, he happened to see Nicole who was poking out in the carriage to see the excitement, Shrek saw that the girl's eyes were like stars, her skin was like condensation, her eyebrows were crooked, her small nose was small, her cherry mouth was small, her lips were slightly open, and she was looking at herself strangely with a pair of bright big eyes.
The girl's beautiful face immediately shocked Shrek, only to feel like a thunder exploded in his mind, and suddenly it was blank, and countless little stars appeared in front of him, and he was stunned on the spot for a while.
The people chasing behind couldn't catch up, and the two people who rushed to the front crashed straight into Shrek's back, Shrek didn't move, but the two people who hit him seemed to have hit a mountain, and they bounced straight back, like pushing dominoes, and the people who were chasing to the front knocked down more than a dozen, and the wails and pains suddenly sounded again, and the scene was chaotic.
This collision woke up Shrek, who was standing in a daze, and when he turned around, looking at the gamblers who were getting up on the ground in embarrassment, Shrek couldn't help but be furious, a pair of soybean-sized eyes were as big as peanuts at the moment, opened his bloody mouth, and scolded everyone viciously: "I haven't stopped chasing more than a dozen streets...... What's the matter, do you still have to rely on the number of people to bully people?!"
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The gamblers were dripping blood in their hearts one by one, and two of them may have felt extremely wronged, and even cried on the spot: Bullying people? Who bullies whom! We can beat you, you don't know how to die and live hundreds of times, and you are so humiliated on the street in front of everyone?
Hit and can't fight, run and unwilling, and was beaten by this hateful rough man, the gamblers are depressed, but there is no other way, the clothes are still in the hands of this guy, can only stand there in a dilemma, cowering and not daring to step forward, the scene can't help but be a little embarrassed for a while.
While everyone in the audience was staring at each other, a gentle cough broke the awkward atmosphere.
I saw the smiling tiger Shaluo cough lightly, cleared his throat, ignored Xie Yu's somewhat surprised eyes next to him, gently kicked the horse's belly, slowly took two steps forward, his tone seemed a little arrogant, and he looked like his eyes were above the top, and shouted: "You few, why are you noisy and noisy on the street, if you disturb my master's Yaxing, can you rabble take it?"
Shrek is a master who is not afraid of heaven and earth, and no one talks to him in such an arrogant tone when he grows so big, his eyes as big as soybeans are glaring, and he is about to get angry, but he glimpses the girl from the corner of his eye who is still looking at himself, and his face can't help but be a little ashamed, and the words that scold his mouth swallowed alive again, and his face was faintly red, just because his face was originally black, and if he was red, he could only show purple.
Shrek had a purple face there, so nervous that his hands seemed to be out of place, so he could only keep rubbing the corners of his clothes, and one toe twisted uneasily on the ground, as if he was stepping on an ant on the ground, his big head was lowered, and he just stared at his toes blankly without speaking.
At this time, a gambler who looked quite clever came out of the crowd, took two steps, looked at Xie Yu dressed in a gorgeous aristocratic costume, rolled his eyes, didn't pay attention to Sharo, but arched his hand at Xie Yu, and made a gesture, only then did Du Juan cry blood and tell the story from beginning to end, of course, in the process, it was inevitable to add oil and vinegar, and said that his group of people were innocent and good people who had been oppressed by bullies for a long time, although they were repeatedly defeated in the fight against bullies, but they were not discouraged, and vowed to fight the evil forces to the end.
Speaking of emotion, I don't know if it's a performance or if he is really bullied on weekdays, this guy actually squeezed out a few tears.
Xie Yu was originally watching the excitement leisurely on the side, but when he heard the gambler say that the name of this humanoid monster was Shrek, his eyes couldn't help but light up, and he became interested in Mr. Monster - Damn, Shrek? uh...... Everything else is very similar, except that this skin is ...... Why isn't the skin green pinch?
Xie Yu squinted his eyes and pinched his chin, sighed greatly, and glanced at Shrek again, seeing that Shrek, who was as thick as an iron tower, made a little girl's shyness there, he couldn't help but feel cold, and felt like he had lost his appetite, and he was losing goosebumps there, when he saw a gambler coming out of the crowd, crying and complaining about his grievances in tears, and the other gamblers were still echoing him.
Xie Yu was very amused when he heard it, and felt that the black iron tower in front of him was really a wonderful person, this almost scoundrel style of doing things was quite his own appetite, and the image of an old guy who was also shameless but made himself a little faintly inexplicable in front of him appeared.
Looking at Shrek, who was still pinching the corners of his clothes and twisting them, although the back of his neck was still numb, Xie Yu put away the smile on the corner of his mouth, put on a straight face, tried his best to pretend to be majestic, and said coldly: "...... Hey, don't look at anyone else, it's you...... You're robbing people of their money?"
Shrek was naturally cramped and uneasy when he faced Nicole Chick, and he didn't have a good face for Xie Yu, in his heart, the most disdainful thing was the children of the aristocracy, in his opinion, these so-called nobles were some of the children of the nobles who had been hollowed out by the wine, and they couldn't pick up their shoulders or lift them, and they had to be supported by others when they got on and off the horse, and the aristocratic circle advocated a pale face, and those who were not pale enough had to be powdered on their faces, pursuing that inexplicable sick face (in fact, this is basically the truth).
And Shrek is annoying to men to apply grease and powder, usually seeing those so-called sick noble lords as powerful and blessed, it is extremely unpleasant, but looking at the young man who asked in front of him, he should be a few years younger than himself, his face is quite ruddy, not the kind of sick seedlings as pale, but a little close to a healthy bronze, the figure in the robe does not seem to be very thin, I can't help but look a little better, but I still look very impatient, I looked up at Xie Yu on the horse, looked at the sky, waved his big hand, and said without a good air: "Little kids don't know how not to talk nonsense, I'm teaching them - gambling is not good!"
Xie Yu saw that this rough embryo was a little more arrogant than himself, and he actually pointed at himself with two huge nostrils that reached the sky, and the nose hairs in the nostrils were like two small clusters of dense grass, and some of the nose hairs grew vigorously, but they actually grew sparsely to the outside of the nose.
Xie Yu looked disgusting, and was about to scold, at this time, the gambler who was crying and complaining about his grievances just now took two steps again, and was just about to add fuel to the fire and then shouted injustice, but saw the young man dressed as a nobleman on the horse, his eyes suddenly became a little strange, he looked himself up and down, and the corners of his mouth showed a lewd smile, the two knights under the young man and Shrek were looking at him upright, and when he was wondering, a woman's exclamation suddenly came from the side, and he turned his head to look, only to see the beautiful girl in the carriage, after a short exclamation, he was covering his face with a pair of white and tender little hands, but the gambler was not sure if he had an illusion of dazzling eyes, He actually felt that there was a gap between the girl's fingers on purpose, and he was secretly looking at himself.