Chapter Twenty-Seven: A Shameless Beauty Trick
After a while, the gambler finally came back to his senses, and suddenly felt a chill on his waist, secretly screaming that it was not good to look at it, and looked down, probably because his previous movement was a little large, so the sheet that was originally wrapped around his waist to cover his shame fell off at some point. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
A gust of wind blew, and the words below were still gently swaying from side to side.
Quickly picked up the sheet again and wrapped it around his waist, at this time the gambler's face was like a ripe apple, red as if it was oozing blood, standing in place, his expression was like a little girl who had been raped, frightened and angry, his hands were pinching the sheets around his waist, and the thought of being looked at by a group of people on the street, the gambler's heart felt ashamed and indignant, and he wanted to die on the ground.
There was a burst of laughter in the surrounding crowd, the gamblers and the crowd gathered around to watch the excitement, some were rolling happily, some were holding their stomachs, some were lying on the ground and their bodies were twitching, Shrek laughed like a bell, Xie Yu and Sha Luo almost fell off their horses, the girl was in the carriage with a red face, covering her mouth and snickering, even Robert, who usually had a dead face as the boss, was also smiling with teeth all over his face at the moment.
Xie Yu laughed heartlessly, and at the same time secretly made a comparison in his heart...... Don't look at this kid's size is a little taller than the master, but the thing below is really not as big as the master!
When everyone finally had enough laughter, and the disgraced gambler's head was about to burrow into the dirt, Xie Yu finally cleared his throat, straightened his waist on horseback, and then tried his best to make a serious appearance, and was about to speak, but saw Nicole in the carriage staring at him with playful eyes, with a playful expression, to see how he ended.
Xie Yu suddenly rolled his eyes, patted his horse forward, walked to the side of the carriage, smiled brightly, squeezed his eyes at the girl with a vigilant face, leaned over, and said in a more affectionate tone: "Dear...... Help your husband get an idea, how do you think this matter should be handled?"
As soon as the words fell, it seemed that she could hear the sound of heartbreak around her, the girl looked at this shameless young man with a flat face, staring at herself with a cheap smile on the corner of her mouth, and couldn't help but immediately blush, her heart was furious, but before she could speak, she heard the footsteps of "dong dong" behind her, and her steps were heavy, as if the earth she stepped on was trembling gently.
I saw Shrek's huge body like a black tower, running to the side of the carriage like a gust of wind, staring at two soybean eyes, pointing at Xie Yu with a big fan-like hand, and then pointing at Nicole in the carriage, with a look of surprise, the bloody mouth was wide open, and the Adam's apple was moving up and down, but he was speechless.
Where could Xie Yu not see the thoughts of this tower man for Nicole, but at the moment, he deliberately kept a straight face, looked displeased, and said coldly to Shrek: "This Mr. Monster...... Our little couple is whispering sweetly, and you rush in so recklessly to stir things up, I'm afraid it's a little rude, right?"
Shrek didn't seem to have recovered from the huge surprise, and pointed at Xie Yu with a trembling big hand: "You, you, you...... You're two dogs?!"
"Swallow the sock in your mouth, two-bite-bite!" Xie Yu rolled his eyes and corrected with a long sigh.
Finally, a scream came from the side: "Who is with you! You shameless guy!"
The two of them turned their heads together, and saw that the girl was full of anger in the carriage, and her apricot eyes were wide open, and she was about to stare at the fire.
Xie Yu hurriedly snorted and said, "I said it wrong just now, I said it wrong...... Hehe, it's my fiancée, I just made a little awkward, I like to play a little temper, woman...... It doesn't matter, haha...... Anyway. “
Shrek's Tongtian nose snorted heavily, his dense nose hair trembled again, he looked at the indignant girl, and looked Xie Yu up and down carefully, and then, the disdainful expression on that ugly face was full of disbelief: "You are less stinky and beautiful...... Can someone as beautiful as a fairy take a fancy to your dry boy? Phew...... To say that I am almost the same, majestic, strong and strong-blooded, can be worthy of this beautiful young lady, this is exactly the appearance of a talented woman......! What a match!"
As he spoke, he patted his exposed huge chest muscles twice quite complacently.
Xie Yu's stomach churned, and he couldn't help but sneer: "This Mr. Monster, haven't you ever looked in ......the mirror?
The two were arguing without a word, and Xie Yu was also happy to tease this simple-minded Shrek, which felt very funny.
Nicole Chick couldn't stand it beside her, and she had already been completely out of temper by Shrek's pleasing nose hair and the heavy tone in her bloody mouth, in contrast, it was the hateful and cunning boy who looked much more pleasing to the eye, and quickly grabbed the conversation, covered her nose and waved her hand at Shrek and shouted, "Stop arguing...... Big man, go and return the money and clothes. “
Shrek was arguing with Xie Yu, but how could his limited wisdom be compared with Xie Yu's old oil in these two lives, after two sentences, he was robbed again and again, and he was choked speechless, and suddenly heard the girl calling himself, and suddenly felt flattered, and raised his chin at Xie Yu like a demonstration, obeyed the girl's words, and immediately distributed the clothes and the money he stole according to the girl's instructions.
Shrek ran down, but didn't see him just turn around, Nicole immediately exhaled a deep breath of turbid air that had been held in her chest for a long time, and quickly took a few breaths of fresh air, and then waved her hand at Xie Yu again and again, signaling to leave here as soon as possible.
Xie Yu looked at the girl with a disgusted expression like stepping on the ****, but he felt very funny in his heart, looking at the girl's anxious appearance with a smile, but he didn't answer, and waited until Shrek threw the clothes and money in his arms to the ground, ignored the coaxing of the gamblers, and ran back like another gust of wind, before he smiled at the excited purple Shrek and said, "Boy...... You're lucky today, our Miss Nicole said that we're very close to you, and we just want to go out to do something, so why don't you ...... Let's go on the road together, what do you think?"
Shrek was overjoyed, and immediately pointed his huge head like a chicken pecking rice, and countless little stars appeared in front of him-oh...... Nicole, oh...... What a wonderful name, with the wonderful face of the goddess, it is really human as its name.
The girl was deflated again and again today, looking at Xie Yu, a despicable guy, smiling proudly at herself, she was already so angry that she couldn't speak, and after gritting her teeth, she simply pulled the car window, out of sight and out of mind, sitting in the car and sulking with her head.
How the girl in the carriage cursed and cursed Xie Yu didn't mention it for the time being, anyway, Shrek happily followed Xie Yu and his party on the road happily.
But there is a small episode that when Shrek couldn't wait to grab a spare horse, grabbed the reins, and just stepped on the huge body, the horse that was not very strong actually screamed, and then was directly pressed to the ground by Shrek, but he couldn't move him at all.
So in the end, in desperation, Shrek could only run behind everyone, but looking at his bright spring appearance, he didn't have any complaints because he followed behind to eat soil, but threw off his two elephant legs, with a purple head, and ran with a spring breeze.
"Silly ......" Xie Yu glanced back, pursed the corners of his mouth, and muttered.