"Hey, I said...... It's almost over, isn't it?"

"No, no...... It's still early, just take your time......"

"How can you take your time?!...... Can you do it harder!"

"I told you that you can't be in a hurry about this kind of thing...... What are the monkeys anxious?!"

"No, you're not in a hurry, I'm in a hurry, I can't stand it anymore...... Hurry up!"

"Don't worry...... If you hold on a little longer, I'll be fine in no time......"

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"Not yet...... What the hell is going on with you?!Hurry up...... I really can't take it anymore!"

"You don't understand......! The most important thing is to enjoy the process in between, if it's too fast...... Well, it's going to feel tasteless...... It's best to slow down, and the aftertaste will be endless......"

“...... I don't care! Hurry up! I've never seen you so grinding, just finish such a trivial matter by dividing five by two, you are really troublesome!"

"Good, good...... I can't stand you, I'm just going to work hard......"

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“...... Hey, hey...... That's right! That's great, wait...... Turn over again, turn over and come back again......"

"Well, you say that?!, is that okay? I...... Uh, but why do I feel so awkward......"

"Hey...... Don't move, don't move! I said okay! Hurry up and ......."

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Late at night, in the woods, by the fire. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The silver-white moonlight, evenly or mottled, fell on this quiet mountain forest, as if it was coated with a layer of pure silver.

The low chirping of frogs and insects could not be heard in the mountains and forests, nor could the roars of any wild beasts, except for this slightly strange and obscene conversation, which faintly came from the fire from time to time.

Next to the fire, our little mage was sweating profusely.

The fire was still burning, and after the little mage went to the fire first and added a pile of wooden blocks, the burning momentum seemed to be even stronger, and the jumping orange-red fire light reflected on his delicate face full of helplessness and irritability, adding a touch of mystery and tension.

The jubilant fire seemed to dilute the layer of white silver that fell overhead.

Standing next to the little mage next to the fire was the babbling Shrek.

After complaining about the unfair treatment he had received, under Shrek's fierce gaze, the little mage had no choice but to fulfill his duties as a husband again.

Looking at the two fat sharp-horned ice antelopes on the ground, the little mage was heartbroken, and in order to save time, he decided to roast the two together this time.

So, Xie Yu asked Shrek to find two long wooden sticks with the thickness of his arms, and after each wearing a prey, he added enough firewood, grabbed a stick in each hand, and flipped it from time to time, while carefully observing the color of the barbecue, so as to judge the heat.

Thanks to the gluttonous old guy and Lu Hua, over the years, the little mage's barbecue skills have become more and more skillful and perfect, although he is dedicated to two purposes at this time, he is also roasted in an orderly manner, without the slightest embarrassment of being in a hurry.

If there was no rough embryo who had gone crazy and had managed to wait until the first sharp-horned ice antelope was ripe, but was snatched away and fell into a manic realm, he kept chattering and urging beside him......

Unlike the helplessness and irritability on the little mage's face, Shrek's face was thick with anxiety and uneasiness.

The anxiety is because after the fat on the side of the mouth was snatched away by the reed flower, looking at the extremely enjoyable eating appearance of the reed flower on the top, coupled with the constant burst of meat fragrance on the shelf at the moment, Shrek felt that his throat was on fire.

Uneasy is the fear of a repeat of the tragedy, seeing that in this short period of incense or so, the hateful thief in the tree has eaten only half of the huge prey, Shrek can't help but feel his heart instantly rise to his throat.

As a result, our little mage, who was calmly roasting the sharp-horned ice antelope, not only always became a man of several people, but also had to start to bear the endless saliva bombardment of this rough embryo.

"Grandma's...... That damn bird, that's my uncle!......" Shrek looked up at the hateful thief on the tree and bit off a large piece of barbecue meat that belonged to him, and his heart was nameless, and he scolded hatefully.

"Hurry up, stupid boy! If you don't hurry up and bake it, be careful that Big Brother breaks your legs!" After scolding Lu Hua, Shrek looked at the barbecue on the shelf, his saliva couldn't stop flowing, and after wiping it off, he warned the leisurely-looking little mage viciously.

"...... Let me catch that hateful bird and pluck it out of its hair!" Shrek turned to the bird in the tree and scolded menacingly.

"I said you kid hurry up, can you?!Hungry big brother's stomach flattened...... Just pull out all the hair on your body!" Shrek turned to the barbecue on the shelf again, patted his shriveled belly, and once again threatened the little mage.

"I've eaten so much barbecue...... Why don't you kill it? If you eat it again, it will kill you! Choke you...... Shameless thief!"

"Hey, boy, what's the matter with your strange bird?!Why is it so big?!I'm not afraid to die by eating alone!Hmm...... There's something absolutely wrong with that thief......'s body! I said how long will it take for you to hurry up?!......"

"Damn, boy, look, look...... Your damn pet was so happy to eat and wink at me...... Phew!"

Shrek saw Luhua shaking his head at himself while eating on the tree, and squeezed his eyebrows from time to time, snorted fiercely in anger, and then turned to the barbecue, and after looking at it carefully, his eyes actually lit up:

"Hey...... Boy, you see, it's already yellow, and it's fragrant, can you eat it now?! It should taste about the same, right?!"

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Shrek looked at the thief who snatched his barbecue from the tree, scolded angrily, and then turned his head to look at the barbecue on the shelf that had just begun to turn yellow, and felt that the little mage was really a little incompetent, and the barbecue was as slow as a snail, so he immediately urged and warned the little mage with dissatisfaction, and then continued to look at the thief who was eating extremely happily at the top of the tree, and immediately turned back to urge or intimidate the little mage after scolding.

After repeating the cycle more than a dozen times, Xie Yu really couldn't stand it.

Because, not only this guy's loud voice shook his ears buzzing, but the saliva splattered from his bloody mouth was like a small to moderate rain on his face.

Moreover, a lot of Shrek's lethal saliva was sprayed on the sharp-horned ice antelope that was closer to Shrek on the shelf.

Damn! This guy's saliva is fishy and smelly, it must be poisonous, how can you eat it?!

- Xie Yu looked at the dense saliva that immediately rained down on the prey every time Shrek spoke to him, and he couldn't help frowning, and his heart was full of disgust.

"Alas......! Uh, big brother, you've already sent one to Luhua, do you still want to send these two preys?!, don't you have to be so polite......" Xie Yu wiped his face heavily with his sleeve, and then turned his head to Shrek and sneered.

"Well, of course not! How could I give it to that little monster......?! What do you mean?!" Shrek obviously didn't understand the brainless words that the little mage suddenly came out of.

"I mean...... Since you don't want to send it anymore, why are you reporting the progress of the barbecue so loudly, are you afraid that the bird won't come down to grab it after it is cooked?!"

"Oh...... Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes......, yes I can't get the attention of that thief anymore!" Shrek looked suddenly enlightened, a trace of nervousness appeared in his expression, and he nodded busily.

So, this mountain forest, which was extremely noisy because of Shrek's loud voice, suddenly realized that the voice of this rough embryo was nervous, and the voice suddenly fell silent.

The elves had already eaten dinner, and they were quietly closing their eyes at the moment.

Niri dozed off on Yawen's shoulder, her little head growing little by little, and as her master, she may have long forgotten the two knights who had rolled somewhere.

On the human side, only Lu Hua was feasting on that branch, squinting her eyes from time to time and making a few satisfying whispers, and the anxious rough embryo by the fire and another helpless little mage, talking in a low voice.

And the most shameless thing is that this kind of whispering, which seems to be unsightly, at first glance, will actually create an unbearable illusion of lovers whispering to each other in the dead of night to outsiders who don't know the truth.

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