Chapter 194: Cooked
But fortunately, this kind of shameless obscene whispering between two men did not last long, and was interrupted by the other two men in time. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The little fat man and Robert, after disappearing for about a quarter of an hour, finally managed to find their way back.
When the two of them walked back with each other in their arms, they were obviously all dusty, covered with mud and grass clippings, gray-haired, and embarrassed, the little fat man's steps were quite steady, but Robert's steps were already a little vain.
This was unexpectedly Xie Yu, after all, the little fat man took a drop of the elven clan's white potion similar to a powerful stimulant, although there were side effects, like an unconscious beast, he went crazy for a while, but there is no need to repeat the benefits of physical strengthening and muscle strength improvement.
It's just that the two of them came to the fire, but after just glaring at Shrek angrily, they didn't say anything anymore, patted the dust and grass on their bodies dejectedly, and then they all sat down and began to stare at the barbecue again.
This made Xie Yu feel a little surprised, but then when he thought about it, Xie Yu was also relieved.
Originally, with the careful eyes as big as a grain of rice from a little fat man, he was inexplicably pulled out for so long, not to mention coming back for revenge, making a big fuss or scolding a few words, it is inevitable.
But who let the culprit be Shrek?!Is it the arrogant, unreasonable, rude, and powerful Shrek?
Then the little fat man can only consider himself unlucky.
After all, if you know that you can't beat it, you still have to find fault...... Will there be its own good fruit to eat?
That's a humiliation!
It's not just finding fault, it's a bit of masochism.
......
The little fat man who was bound to repay him gave up his plan to come back to find Shrek, let alone Robert's stuffy gourd.
Robert was already haunted by the fact that Shrek's idiot threw himself out as a cannonball four days ago and almost killed his master, and he didn't want to pay attention to that rude guy anymore, but tonight he couldn't resist the temptation of deliciousness, and finally stayed here.
"Hurry up and go back to Miss Nicole's after eating, and get as far away from this rude fool as possible......" Robert sighed, secretly making up his mind.
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However, the seemingly small wish of the two knights to eat some barbecue quietly was not fulfilled in the end.
Because, although neither of them wanted to deal with Shrek, but in the process of turning his head vigilantly to observe the movement of the reeds on the tree, the rough embryo caught a glimpse of the two knights who were sitting on the ground silently.
"Hey, hey, hey...... You guys, shhh
Shrek's face immediately showed unfeigned joy, and he waved his hand at the two and just wanted to scream, but then he shrank his neck, as if remembering the little mage's instructions, turned his head to look at the bird, and found that the little thief was still stuffing meat into the small mouth, not squinting, eating with a mouth full of oil, busy with work, as if he was not interested in caring about other things at all, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and then hurriedly put a finger to his mouth, and made a silent gesture at the two knights.
Then the rough embryo took two quick steps and came to the two of them, but he didn't seem to notice the dissatisfaction in the looks of the two people at all, and was about to pat the shoulders of the two of them affectionately, but he suddenly frowned tightly, and said in a low voice:
"You two useless fellows, where did you just run away?! You didn't help me grab the meat together, but now it's good, the meat was robbed by that hateful bird...... Where the hell did you two die?!How did you get dirty......
Little Fat Man: "......"
Robert: "......"
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"Alas, to be ignorant to such a heartless state, it seems to be very happy......"
Xie Yu took out the spice vial again, and began to sprinkle it on the barbecue, while shaking his head and smiling bitterly:
"But then again, the so-called ignorant is not guilty, and that rough embryo will not remember what he has done at all when he is emotional, so he ...... Alas, these two men are too stingy, and they are narrow-minded! This rough embryo is not intentional......
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Regardless of whether the two knights heard the little mage's schadenfreude or not, but for Shrek, the heartless culprit, the two of them had the same attitude, both full of anger and helpless, after Qi Qi snorted coldly, he didn't answer, but buried his head deeply, and smiled helplessly.
......
"Okay, Ash...... Cooked cooked cooked barbecue cooked ......"
Shrek scratched his head and was puzzled, not understanding why the two people in front of him suddenly became mute, in the face of his care and repeated questions, not only did he not have a word of gratitude, but his attitude was even very unfriendly, and the degree of unfriendliness was almost as good as that of those sissies of the elf race.
Shrek was naturally furious immediately, but he was afraid of alarming the bird in the tree, so he didn't dare to shout at these two guys as usual.
But after Shrek cared about them more than a dozen times, the two of them still looked so uninteresting.
This made Shrek feel a little difficult to suppress the anger in his heart......
A moment later, just when Shrek felt that his anger was about to erupt like a volcano, the sneaky whisper behind him immediately made his anger disappear without a trace.
"Cooked...... Is it ripe?!mom's ...... Those damn barbecues are finally ****** cooked!"
- Shrek looked up at the sky, his expression was gloomy and lonely, and after a sigh, he let out a low murmur, as if squeezed out of Shrek's throat, and there was even a hint of hoarseness in the lowness.
Then, in the astonishment of several people, this guy whose temperament suddenly became mysterious and dissociated like a bard, and in a blink of an eye, he returned to his true nature again.
When Xie Yu and the two knights looked at each other, not understanding why this rude blacksmith would transform into a poet without warning, he saw this rough embryo roar, and then his eyes were red, his fists were clenched, he gasped like an old cow, his eyes stared at the barbecue in Xie Yu's hand, and then he shouted angrily again, took a big stride, and threw himself towards the little mage with a suspicious look.
But although it was said that the direction in which Shrek rushed over was at Xie Yu, who was standing still, in fact, it really seemed that it was the barbecue in the little mage's hand and hit it straight over.
"Damn...... This idiot, as for letting some meat be gluttonous like this?!"
Xie Yu was impressed by the thick and depressed aura emanating from this rude blacksmith just now, and was in the midst of being puzzled, when he suddenly saw Shrek striding towards him, and immediately woke up, and then frowned slightly, and with a quick move, he threw the sharp-horned ice antelope in his left hand that had been tainted by Shrek's saliva to the side.
Shrek rushed to a distance of about two steps in front of Xie Yu, and saw that the second delicious barbecue was also thrown into the air by the hateful little mage, in a hurry, he had no time to think about it, and kicked the ground with one foot, stopping his forward body at the same time, his feet spun, and he had already forcibly twisted around, and a bull roar broke out from his mouth again, his eyes were firmly fixed on the barbecue that was thrown in the air, his legs were together, and he kicked the ground with his knees bent.
So, the sturdy and somewhat outrageous figure bounced out like a cannonball again......