Chapter 160: "The Man Who Came Over" Shrek

From Nicole's point of view, she has absolutely reason to be angry. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

I finally mustered up the courage once, and wanted to learn from others to act bravely, but at the critical moment when I was about to draw my sword, I was disrupted by that shameless little mage......

For the first time in his life, and probably the only time he acted bravely, he died helplessly after being stabbed by that annoying little mage......

When Shrek was scratching his purple head and puzzled, he saw his goddess and the little mage behind him glaring at each other, and after each of them threw two inexplicable words to each other that they didn't understand, they didn't care about each other anymore.

The goddess stamped her foot in hatred, sat down with a straight face, and then never looked again in her direction, but sat there with a depressed face covering her forehead, and her mouth was still muttering, as if she was sulking.

The little mage snorted disdainfully, and then lay down again, as if to continue sleeping.

"Hey, you troublemaker, why are you off your sister-in-law?!"

Shrek didn't care about the little fat man anymore, and walked straight to the little mage who was lying down with a "big" character, with a thick voice, an angry ugly face, and asked angrily.

"Shrek, you idiot, wishful thinking! If you dare to use that again...... That one...... That's a disgusting name, I'll ...... I'll fight with you!"

Shrek had a loud voice, and when he questioned the little mage, he was angry because of his anger, and his voice was a little louder, although the space on the back of this brindle mantis was relatively wide, but no matter how wide it was, it was a few zhang away, Shrek was in a hurry, and shouted with a purple face and a loud voice, how could Nicole not hear the truth?!

Therefore, without waiting for Xie Yu to answer, Nicole stopped doing it first, as if there was a mace under her buttocks, and the body that had just sat down immediately jumped up again, her little face was red in shame, and she clenched a pair of small pink fists tightly, waving them indiscriminately in front of her, threatening Shrek viciously.

Regarding the threat that his delicate goddess wants to fight with himself, Shrek naturally won't pay attention to it.

Her delicate body and bones that fall down when she sees the wind, how can she fight with herself?!

Even if you don't move and let her do it casually, I'm afraid you can only tickle yourself, right?!

However, although he didn't take the threat of the goddess in his eyes at all, Shrek would still do what he faced.

Seeing that the goddess was angry, Shrek immediately groveled with a sneer on his face, and slapped his chest "bang", promising that without Nicole's permission in the future, he would never dare to talk nonsense again, Nicole finally sighed, and knew that there was nothing to do with this rough embryo, so he waved a pair of small pink fists into the air a few times, vented his anger, and then sat down sullenly.

"Ah!sigh...... I'm not talking about you, can you be a little bit more productive...... Are you going to let a woman be scared like this?!Every time I see Nicole, I'm scared like a mouse sees a cat...... Alas, shame on you, shame on a man......

Watching Shrek become a pug again skillfully and coax his goddess, but he still didn't dare to leave, but first patted his chest lightly, as if relieved, and then stood alone, slanting at a pair of soybean eyes, carefully looking at Nicole's face changes, and constantly wiping the cold sweat on his head with two dirty sleeves, Xie Yu was very contemptuous in his heart, and couldn't help snorting coldly, and said coldly.

"Shh......h Don't you dare to talk nonsense!"

Xie Yu's babbling taunt was interrupted by Shrek before he finished speaking, and then the shrank his neck as if he was frightened, and quickly glanced at his goddess again, as if he was worried about being heard by the goddess, but found that the goddess's beautiful little face, which had just faded, did not blush again.

I don't know if I didn't hear the little mage's cold taunt at all, or for some other reason, anyway, the goddess seemed to be just sitting there quietly in a daze at the moment, although her brows were tightly locked, but there was no sign of getting angry again.

Shrek finally put his mind at ease, and quickly sat down next to Xie Yu, first glared at Xie Yu, as if he disliked Xie Yu for talking nonsense, and then lowered his voice, approached the little mage who was staring at him, still full of disdain, and said mysteriously: "What do you kid know? Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand! It's not that I'm afraid...... How can this be fear......ed?! This is...... Well, forget it! I told you that you don't understand, you're obviously a chick in terms of men and women! Uncle, I'm a person from here! Hehe...... I can't talk to you little virgin! when you grow up, you'll understand......"

As he spoke, Shrek waved his hand, as if he was a little bored and a little unfathomable.

"You're embarrassed to call me a little virgin, aren't you an old virgin?!"

This time, I was inexplicably tricked by the little girl to fight the dragon, life and death are uncertain, the future is unknown, I really don't know if I can come back alive, if I am unlucky to be killed by the dragon, then Xiao Xie Yu, who is still a child, will come to this world for nothing.

And Shrek's "little virgin" happened to hit the sore spot in Xie Yu's heart.

So, Xie Yu suddenly became a little angry, made a cold face, stared carefully at the extremely ugly face of this rough embryo for a while, and then retorted unconvinced.

"Hmph...... Uncle, how can I be such a tall, handsome, and heroic person, and still be a virgin like you......?!

Shrek snorted twice in his nose, and then pouted his bloody mouth, and there was a smug look in his eyes that couldn't be concealed.

"Damn, won't you?!...... Isn't that scientific...... You look so ...... Well, there are few people in the world who are unparalleled on the ground, and such a ghostly workman, he is no longer a virgin......?! You...... But if you say no, it's not?! It's up to you? It can't be! You must be bragging! Hmph...... Hmph, hum, hum!" Xie Yu's eyes widened, and his mouth was angry.

"Hey, boy, what kind of attitude do you have? Don't you believe it?!

Originally, Shrek had raised his head triumphantly, ready to accept the worship and admiration of the little mage, but instead he was treated as a braggadocio, and he couldn't help but be angry immediately, and at the same time felt that the little mage's suspicious gaze was really annoying, as if his dignity had been greatly insulted, he snorted angrily, and then slapped his chest twice, grinned, and shouted dissatisfiedly:

"What's not to believe in this, it's too unbelievable...... Uh-huh, listen up, uncle, when I was twelve years old, I had already successfully bid farewell to the embarrassing status of a virgin......

", really?...... This is so weird! What is the reason! Shrek! You, you, you...... You can't lie to me!"

"Hey, boy, I'm going to be mad if you say that again!"

Shrek finally got impatient, and was repeatedly questioned by the little mage, and his patience finally ran out, slapped his thigh, glared at the unbelieving little mage, and then raised three black fingers with an extremely solemn face: "I can swear - if I lie, then I will never be able to catch up with Miss Nicole!

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