"You'll never be able to catch up with that little girl? huh...... What kind of poison is this? This ...... Isn't that obvious?!"

Looking at Shrek's emotional gambling curse there, Xie Yu pursed his lips disdainfully, blinked his eyes twice, and muttered in a low voice. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What are you muttering there again, boy?!"

"Oh...... Nothing, nothing, I believed...... Hehe, I believe it!" Seeing Shrek's serious appearance, Xie Yu changed to a comfortable position lying on his side, supported his head with one hand, half-propped up, nodded at Shrek, and decided to believe him for the time being.

After all, Shrek, a who can move Nicole out and swear, look at the solemn and solemn expression on that purple face......

It doesn't look like a lie!

"But, alas...... If it's true, then it's unreasonable, Ah Shi Choucheng is so miserable, he can still be a virgin at the age of twelve...... Damn, what's this called! and...... Twelve years old, it's a crime!"

Xie Yu was shaking his head and sighing for the injustice of heaven, but Shrek was impatient.

Xie Yu's muttering voice was extremely low, and Shrek had a heartless and sassy personality, so he couldn't hear what the little mage was muttering at all, but after he showed off the glorious history of his twelve-year-old broken body, the little mage gritted his teeth and was frustrated, just thinking about his shaking head and muttering there, but completely ignoring himself.

How can this work?! It's so rude, and I'm still waiting to accept the worship and admiration of this little mage! How can I ignore people?!

"Boy, can you say what you say out loud in the future, always muttering like this, it will give people the feeling of secretly saying bad things about people, you know?!"

Shrek glared at the little mage who was shaking his head dissatisfiedly, and then in addition to the smug expression on his face, a trace of expectation actually appeared, and he stared at the frustrated little mage tightly: "Boy...... You, don't you...... Are you envying me? hehe......"

"Uh...... Well, of course, of course I have to envy you, what a great thing to be broken at the age of twelve...... Well, it's worth enviing, and ordinary beautiful men can't do it, right...... But Ashi, you know what?"

Hearing this, Xie Yu raised his head, glanced at Shrek, who looked proud and expectant, then sighed, straightened up and sat up, and then looked at Shrek's right hand that was still standing with three thick black fingers in a sworn posture: "Do you know?

"Which three?"

"The middle three, the index finger, the middle finger and the ring finger, not the middle finger, the ring finger and the little finger, you ...... You actually put the other two fingers in a circle, you ...... Do you know what this gesture means?"

"Uh...... I don't know, it's the first time I've sworn an oath, and it's just an oath...... There will be so much more to be done?!"

Shrek looked down at his right hand, awkwardly wiggling his five fingers, swinging the middle three for a while, and then reverting to the "OK" gesture made unintentionally, tinkering back and forth, and saying in confusion.

"Swearing is very sacred, you put on such an idiot gesture, what swear others will not believe......"

Xie Yu paused, and then his tone became a little depressed and gloomy, and he looked at the sky, as if thinking about something: "In my hometown, this gesture and another more idiotic scissor hand gesture are called the two most idiotic photo gestures, oh...... Scissor hands are two fingers erected to indicate victory, and two index fingers and middle fingers ......"

"So? uh...... No, this is the index finger, so that's how it should be......"

Xie Yu rolled his eyes at the sky there, and Shrek fiddled with the five fingers of his right hand by himself, and finally made the correct "V" gesture representing victory, as if it was very fun, turning his right hand over and over again, looking at it carefully, and then shaking it in front of the little mage who was looking up at the sky in a daze, grinning and saying happily:

"It's funny! not as idiotic as you say...... By the way, you just said that this gesture is used to ...... What's that...... Well, take a picture, what does this take a picture mean?!"

"Hmm...... Well, taking pictures, which is your drawing, but it can be clearer and more realistic, and it can be drawn faster...... You must not have seen it, but you can't say it clearly in a sentence or two, so I'll tell you more about it when I have time...... Well, let's not talk about this, that, Ashi......"

Xie Yu casually said a few perfunctory words with interest, interrupting Shrek, who was incarnated as a curious baby, to continue to ask, and then blinked his eyes twice, shook his head vigorously a few times, as if he wanted to throw something out of his mind, after shaking his head, the frustration and Xiao Suo's expression on his face were gone, replaced by a smile, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, and the empty and numb eyes when he sighed at the sky just now seemed to finally come to life, became a little shiny, and blinked at Shrek twice, and then greeted in his mouth。

"What?"

Although Shrek was a little puzzled, and how he looked at it, the smile on the little mage's face at the moment had some bad intentions, and even the light in his eyes kept flashing with a hint of obscenity, but after scratching his head, he still put away the interesting gesture he had just learned, and sat down against the little mage under the greeting of the little mage.

"Hmm...... Ah Shi, tell me in detail, tell me in detail...... You're saying goodbye to being a virgin at the age of twelve!Amazing......" Xie Yu's body sat straight, not too dirty, and enthusiastically grabbed Shrek's sleeve, and then, his eyes were round, staring at Shrek brightly, the corners of his mouth on both sides were slightly flushed, and his face was envious.

Xie Yu's envious and adoring eyes are exactly what Shrek is very happy to see now, and it suddenly makes this vain rough embryo a little proud.

"Hmm...... Well, it's really a small thing, the kid doesn't have to put on such a look of envious drooling, it's too unproductive! Mmmm, listen up, here's how it goes......"

So, with the encouragement of the little mage's eyes, he successfully stimulated Shrek's vanity, this triumphant rough embryo, first glanced at the little mage next to him with disdain, as if he was laughing at the little mage's rarity and strangeness, coughed lightly, cleared his throat, opened his posture, and opened his hands in front of his chest, as if he was ready to match the atmosphere, and then grinned, and was about to start showing off.

However, when Xie Yu cheered up, stared at him with full attention, and was about to listen to Shrek's glorious anecdotes, he saw that this rough embryo's eyes suddenly turned and scratched his chin, I don't know if it was another flash of inspiration to bless his soul, or if his head was tied to the wrong tendon (Xie Yu indignantly thought it was the latter), but the big mouth that had just opened suddenly closed again, and he didn't say anything.

Xie Yu was not shaken lightly at this time, originally he had already stretched out his hands, ready to slap together with Shrek's show-off, and set off the atmosphere, but this rough embryo suddenly hugged his shoulders and sold Guanzi.

Isn't this a waste of other people's feelings?!

"Hey, talk...... What's wrong with you?!" Xie Yu was a little dissatisfied.

"Alas...... I thought about it and thought about it, forget it! The hero doesn't mention the courage of the year......" Shrek looked up at the sky, shook his head and sighed, with a lonely expression on his face.

"But you already mentioned it just now! No one forced you, you came out on your own!" Xie Yu hated this shameless behavior of deliberately hanging people's appetites very much, and in anger, his voice became louder.

"Uh...... Is that...... That's because I accidentally said that I leaked my mouth, but I won't make this mistake again, and I can't leak it!"

Shrek's little yellow bean eyes blinked vigorously for a while, and finally thought of a reason for prevarication, and then stretched out his black right hand, put it on his chin and brushed it, as if he wanted to brush his beard, but after touching it a few times, he suddenly realized that he didn't have a beard at all, and couldn't help but look at the angry little mage next to him with some embarrassment, and then put down his hand, and began to look up at the sky with his nostrils.

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