Chapter 30: Into the Mountain

despised Shrek's purity and immaculate in his heart, but his mouth was constantly sycophant, Xie Yu used his kung fu in his previous life to pat the leader of the state-owned enterprise, and the Shrek who was filmed was fluttering and forgetful, just touching the black and shiny head, grinning and smirking, and smiling an ugly face as bright as a chrysanthemum. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

Xie Yuzheng was patting his ass happily, while waiting for dinner, he heard a crisp chirp from afar, and then a large black and swarthy thing flew down from the mountain, the speed was very fast, and when it came closer, it was the restless little flamingo, and he didn't know when he secretly flew up the mountain.

The little bird flapped its two wings, stopped in the air, and "chirped" at Xie Yu twice, then threw down the black shadow in its claws, and landed on the ground with two "poof" sounds.

Xie Yu and the others looked carefully in surprise by the afterglow of the fire, but it was a fat wild boar and a black goat.

So, Xie Yu, who was leisurely waiting for the meal to open his mouth, was betrayed and strongly instigated by the little bird who was good at being a traitor, and had to be busy again with a stinky sweat to make his best barbecue.

The golden and crispy roast meat is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and then sprinkled with the seasoning that Xie Yu took out of the storage ring, only splashing the saliva of a few people.

Because she couldn't stand Shrek's hospitality and hid in the carriage to avoid the limelight, Nicole chick also smelled the fragrance and got out of the carriage, grabbed a large piece of roast pork, and disregarded her usual dignified demeanor--Shrek was nodding to himself next to him, a pair of small eyes were no longer smiling, and the hara in his mouth was about to flow to the ground.

Nicole Chick was suddenly startled, quickly grabbed Sharo's sleeve and wiped the greasy corners of her mouth and small hands, thought for a while, grabbed another piece of roast lamb chops, and then immediately escaped into the carriage, and when she left, she didn't forget to glance at Xie Yu with sharp eyes.

Xie Yu was grabbing a roast leg of lamb at this time and gnawing slowly, and his resentful and angry eyes were naturally regarded as air by him.

Shrek returned with another gloomy failure, and the leg of mutton in his hand was not sent out, and when he came back, he sat by the fire, and sighed and was depressed for a while in the playful eyes of everyone, but finally he couldn't resist the temptation of deliciousness, and seemed to get rid of the blow of failure quickly, and put his attention on the leg of lamb in his hand, and worked hard.

Xie Yu saw it in his eyes, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart-alas...... Shrek's love is not only blind, but also heartless!

Under the sweeping of everyone and birds, a wild boar of more than 200 catties and a black goat of 100 catties were eaten up. Of course, the biggest contributors are the little bird and Shrek, this small and big two monsters can't be measured by common sense, Shrek is like a starving ghost reincarnated, one person ate half a pig and two sheep's hind legs, wiped his mouth after eating, burped and was satisfied, and then slapped Xie Yu's shoulder violently with the big hand that had just wiped his mouth, grinning with a big mouth, and praising Xie Yu's cooking skills with spittle.

When Robert and Sha Luo were guests at Xie Yu's house last time, they didn't eat Xie Yu's barbecue, and they were also sorry on their faces, and they also praised Xie Yu's barbecue skills at the moment.

And the little flamingo, who was used to eating barbecue, after feasting, did not let Xie Yu be a free coolie again at all, but wanted to come over to condolence, he didn't even look at Xie Yu, directly flapped his wings twice, flicked his beautiful tail, and then plunged into Nicole's carriage to play and rest.

This made Xie Yu feel depressed in his heart, and he was greatly embarrassed by Xiao Bird's shameless betrayal of himself.

That night, Nicole slept in the carriage with the traitorous bird, while Robert and Sara each took out their sleeping bags and plunged into them, sleeping comfortably.

At this time, Shrek, who was very pleasing to Xie Yu's eyes, ignored Xie Yu's strong opposition, ran to the tree where Xie Yu was sleeping, and finally squeezed together with Xie Yu affectionately, and then talked to Xie Yu enthusiastically, but only said two words, Shrek, who was wide and fat, turned over, and a minute later, he snored loudly and snored loudly.

Listening to this thunderous snoring in his ears, where can Xie Yu still sleep?Stretched out his hand to push Shrek, but couldn't wake up, and finally couldn't bear it, Xie Yu remembered his identity as a magician, took out a few magic crystals, left Shrek, found another tree, and arranged a small magic silence barrier around him, and then, the world was suddenly quiet.

glanced at Robert and Sharo, who were turning over from time to time not far away, and then looked at the carriage where Nicole Chick was resting, first schadenfreude smiled, and then Xie Yu lay down comfortably and slept with his clothes.

Early the next morning, Xie Yu and Shrek, who woke up refreshed, looked at Robert and Sharo, who were packing up with black circles under their eyes, Xie Yu couldn't help but joke: "What's the matter, you two? I really envy the two of you for having comfortable sleeping bags, how did you sleep last night?"

Robert, a dumb man, heard this, looked at Shrek, who was also looking at him with a strange expression, and stopped talking, but the smiling tiger Sharo replied listlessly on the side: "Trouble please put the good words - I didn't ......sleep at all."

Packed up, everyone began to go up the mountain, the mountain road was rugged and difficult, although it was difficult to ride a horse, a few people slowed down their speed, and walked through carefully, but there was no problem, but the carriage that Nicole chick was riding was a little bumpy, and the chick did not move at all in the carriage, and even a few bumps were heavy, and I didn't see this chick come out to complain, which made Shrek, who had been closely following the butt of the carriage and ready to be attentive at any time, constantly touching his head, a little puzzled.

Xie Yu felt a little funny in his heart, thinking that this chick had been mentally destroyed by her mother and Shrek for the past two days, and with her weak little body, she should have slept in the carriage in the dark at this time.