Seeing Nicole Chick being entangled by Shrek's face full of annoyance but helpless, just like an ostrich and stabbing her head back into the carriage, Xie Yu couldn't help but have a good impression of this ugly muscular man. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Stretched out his hand and summoned twice, calling Shrek closer, looking at Shrek's depressed look, Xie Yu couldn't help but feel a little funny: "What's wrong, Ash...... Failed?"

"Hmm......" Shrek was a little dejected, and then after a while, as if he had reacted, he raised his huge head, and Huang Dou glared at Xie Yu: "Boy, my name is not Ah Shi, my name is Shrek...... You can call me Uncle Shrek or Big Brother Shrek!"

"Okay Ash......"

"I said my name is Shrek!" Shrek was furious.

"I know ...... Ashi"

"Don't call me Ashi......"

"No problem, Ashi ......"

............

After a fierce exchange of words, Shrek, who was annoyed and angry, had already clenched his fists tightly, but suddenly gave up, he put down his hands, but sat next to Xie Yu, looked up at the starry sky, sighed faintly, and there was a faint sense of depression on his ugly face: "Forget it...... Damn boy, I won't bother with you about such a frivolous thing until I've successfully captured Miss Nicole's heart......"

Originally, Xie Yu saw Shrek clenching his fists, and secretly was quietly ready to get up and run away at any time - he just wanted to have some fun with Shrek after resting, but he didn't want to drag his tired body to fight with this humanoid monster.

But as soon as he heard Shrek's lonely words, Xie Yu couldn't help but sit up, looking at Shrek looking at the night sky secretly depressed, his face was gloomy, and he couldn't help shaking his head, and then stretched out his hand and touched his shiny forehead: "You're not sick, are you......? Why do you have to ask for such hardship?"

"What do you little kid know...... This is called love! Divine love! I believe that Miss Nicole and I will eventually have lovers......" As he spoke, Shrek clenched his fists again, a resolute look on his ugly face.

But hearing a "bang" next to him, Shrek turned his head to look, only to see that Xie Yu had fallen to the ground.

Finally struggling to sit up, Xie Yuqiang resisted the urge to laugh wildly, and persuaded bitterly in an extremely sincere tone: "Big brother, I can actually understand your feelings...... What boy is not affectionate, and which girl is not pregnant with spring? Love is indeed sacred, but ...... I don't care if there are mirrors in your house, is it that when you grow so big, no one has ever said your appearance in front of you...... Is it lethal?"

"No......" Shrek opened a pair of soybean-sized eyes, and said with a blank face: "No one has ever mentioned it to me, my blacksmith shop is full of men, and I have been out to quit gambling for more than half a year, and the casinos are also full of men, and occasionally I meet a woman on the street, and when they see me, they all throw the things in their hands, and then run away screaming, huh...... I guess they were fascinated by my heroic appearance, and I once went to ask Uncle Allen next door about this, and Uncle Allen said that if a little girl meets a man she likes, she will be more shy......"

“...... This uncle must have an enmity with you!" Xie Yu sighed silently in his heart.

"Moreover, with my tall and majestic figure, and so manly, where can you sissy little white faces compare, Uncle Alan next door also said that it has been a ...... since ancient times Well...... I think about it, this sentence is quite literate...... Oh, yes, it's called beauty loves heroes, Miss Nicole is a beauty, I'm a hero, so I believe that Miss Nicole's vision must be indispensable......"

Xie Yu was full of black lines: "...... This uncle is so hateful! It's really harmful......

"Hey...... Boy, why don't you speak...... If it weren't for the fact that you still have a little bit of manliness, I would definitely ignore you......" Shrek was a little dissatisfied.

Xie Yu was already sweating on his forehead: "......"

......

Sighing heavily, Xie Yu stared at Shrek's face carefully for a while, the fan-whisking ears, the nose that reached the sky, the mouth that supported the sky, and a pair of soybean eyes that couldn't be opened no matter how much he died, how did he look like a black pig and become a sperm.

Suddenly, Xie Yu didn't seem to have any interest in bickering, so he had to pat Shrek's shoulder helplessly, and encouraged him: "Brother...... Although I don't know who gave you this blind confidence that you don't know whether to live or die, oh...... It may be the Uncle Allen next door that I've never met, but I'd better wish you success, if then...... You haven't died of stubbornness. ”

"Thank you kid for your encouragement, I won't let you down!" Shrek couldn't help but feel happy when he heard the sentence "I wish you success", and saw that this kid was a little more pleasing to the eye, and patted Xie Yu's shoulder heavily, with a friendly smile on his face.

But after a while, Shrek scratched the big black head, blinked his little eyes twice, turned his head again, and said suspiciously: "Boy...... The more I listen to it, the less good it becomes! You don't have some cunning intentions in private to rob Miss Nicole from me, do you?!"

When Xie Yu heard this, he couldn't help but sneer, rolled his eyes again, and muttered disdainfully, "Cut...... In my eyes, she is no different from a beautiful pig, you have no taste, no matter how beautiful this pig is, no matter how bright the fur is, will you be tempted?"

After Xie Yu said it casually absentmindedly, he secretly screamed - I am afraid that it is inappropriate to discuss such a derogatory and profound topic in front of this simple-minded humanoid monster.

Sure enough, I saw Shrek jump up immediately, clenched two fists the size of a wine jug, stared at Xie Yu viciously, and roared: "The kid has a vicious mouth! Dare to slander the beautiful and kind Miss Nicole in front of me!"

Saying that, if you don't agree with each other, you will start a fight, and avenge the goddess who has been blasphemed in your heart.

Xie Yu secretly blamed himself for not choosing his words, and hurriedly opened his mouth: "Oops...... It's all because the little brother is young and ignorant, and there is no door in his mouth, I actually want to say that you and Miss Nicole are a hero and a beauty, which is a match made in heaven...... I just looked at you when I spoke, but somehow I remembered the beautiful old sow raised at home, and I calculated that it was time to give birth to cubs in the past few days, but I don't know how many were born, how the coat color was, what price could be sold, and my brother's school money was still counting on these little piglets...... I'm really worried about it.,I don't know how to say it.,It's really not about the beautiful and generous Miss Nicole.,Misunderstanding...... Misunderstanding!"

Seeing that Xie Yu's eyes were clear and his attitude was sincere, as if he was not fake, Shrek's tone couldn't help but loosen a little, but he asked himself: "Really?"

"Of course......" Xie Yu hurriedly patted his chest and made a guarantee, the slap was banging, and he hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "Little brother sincerely wishes my brother and sister-in-law a good relationship as soon as possible and a noble son as soon as possible!"

"Hmph!" Shrek sat down again, dusty, but his face bloomed with joy: "For the sake of your kid who can still talk, and for the sake of a filial son, I will spare you this time...... Don't speak ill of your sister-in-law next time!"

Xie Yu hurriedly patted his chest again and made a guarantee, but he laughed and scolded in his heart-damn it...... You also believe this kind of nonsense, it's not that the master is afraid that he won't be able to beat you, but if he is more serious with a fool, others will not be able to tell who is a fool...... Hey...... With you as an interesting guy, it seems that my journey will not be so boring......