Chapter 170: Rabbit?

"Oh! it's so comfortable...... Harrow, why are you so close to me?!Hey!Why are you touching me?!Stop...... Go away!"

I saw that the little fat man slowly rolled his eyelids a few times, and finally opened his eyes completely, and the first thing he saw was that the little mage was squatting next to him, probing his brain, with doubts and solemnity in his expression, looking at his face and body over and over again. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

Shrek, the big stupid man, also ran to his side, and was standing behind the little mage at this time, grinning at the big disproportionate mouth, touching the back of his head, while looking at the silly music of "hehe" to himself, and looking at the expression on that ugly face, there was actually a trace of embarrassment.

Before the little fat man had time to be confused, his eyes swept down, and he found something hateful - the armor and clothes on his upper body, but he didn't know where to run, and he was naked at the moment, and his pants were actually in tatters, one hole after another.

Looking at this tattered outfit, even if it is any street homeless or beggar, no matter how white the flesh is, it is much cleaner and neater than himself......

And that hateful little mage not only looked at him with that inexplicable puzzled look, but also stretched out his hateful hands, constantly touching his body and face, and even pinched twice from time to time.

This kid, is it possible...... is also contaminated with the disgusting habits of those obscene nobles in the imperial capital?!

Oh...... By the way, this kid's father still has a little baron title? After all, he is a small noble child, and it is very possible that he has been exposed to it since he was a child......

However, the father of the little mage can only be regarded as a low-level and insignificant little role, needless to say that in the circle where celebrities gather in the imperial capital, even in any slightly larger town, a rural nobleman like the little mage cannot squeeze into the local aristocratic and celebrity class.

Because, in essence, the aristocratic circle is just a specific circle, and like any other circle, it needs to have the corresponding strength or background in order to be accepted by this circle, such as: title, wealth, power, position, family background, etc......

Moreover, I once drank with the father of the little mage, that handsome middle-aged man, always gives people the impression of being very gentle, no matter what he says and does, he is polite, humble and low-key, and very knowledgeable, at first glance, he is a scholar, and the dirty guy with a fat brain who is addicted to wine all day long that he has seen is really not the same kind of person!

However, could it be that this little nobleman in the countryside, hiding in a remote town like Danya, where birds don't lay eggs, is actually contaminated with the vice of occasionally playing with men in the aristocratic circle? !

How could it be? This kid bragged that he was like a big girl when he was a child, and he was a standard senior ...... Oh, it's "otaku......

Well, what a strange name......

Although I don't really understand the specific meaning of this word that came out of the little mage's mouth, if this kid really barely leaves the house, then who did he learn these messy and disgusting things from?!

-- The little fat man didn't want to believe it.

However, the little mage's fiery eyes when he looked at the little fat man, and the shameless performance of tirelessly touching and pinching the little fat man's body, made the little fat man have to believe that the little mage has degenerated into a shameless rabbit.

Speaking of which, Harrow, this kid is bold and funny, and he has helped himself a few times along the way, so he is a good friend, but if it is a ...... Alas!

Originally, I thought that after the completion of the task this time, I would bring this little guy who is quite clever and pleasing to the eye, and has good strength, to the imperial capital for good training, and then work for Miss Nicole together!

But in this case...... After that, I had to stay away from him, which was a bit ......

Alas, it's a pity......

After all, damn it...... You like the perverted tone of the male style, I don't like it! You can go find someone to play with yourself, but you can't find me......

Phew, you can be a rabbit yourself, right? I'm not interested!

Lao Tzu is a dignified man, a normal person, and he still likes a delicate big girl and a little daughter-in-law!

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Just woke up, before he could figure out what was going on, but he was immediately furious by the little mage, the little fat man was shocked, screamed in his mouth, and immediately turned over and jumped up, covered his chest, stared at the little mage angrily, and shouted angrily: "Hello, you kid...... You dead rabbit, you don't learn well at a young age...... So you like this! Damn, stay away from me in the future! I'm not interested! Also, you...... What did you do to my uncle while he was sleeping, tell me quickly......"

"What's the mess? Which one do I like...... How did I suddenly become a rabbit!"

Xie Yu was overjoyed when he saw that the little fat finally woke up, and then rushed to Sha Luo's side with an arrow, ready to observe the little fat man's reaction at close range, such as whether the physical strength has improved, or whether there are any bad side effects or difficult sequelae after drinking the white potion of the elf race......

It's just that Xie Yu is observing and researching, touching here and pinching there from time to time, constantly working his hands, testing the muscle strength of the little fat man at the moment, but seeing that the little fat man suddenly jumped up with a cold roar, and the fat face looked like he had seen a ghost's fear, and then scolded himself for being headless and brainless, and he was really a little angry.

This made Xie Yu stunned when he heard this, and his head didn't turn for a while, frowning and puzzled.

"...... in broad daylight Huh?"

The little fat man looked up at the increasingly gloomy sky, and then at the sun that had almost completely disappeared on the other side of the mountain, paused, licked his chapped lips, and then shouted at the little mage in a hurry:

"You kid still dare not admit it?! What were you doing just now? I saw it with my own eyes and you still denied it...... You, what are you ****** doing to a big man groping and pinching?!

"You don't know what to do! Who rarely touches your body of pork belly! You will get tired of people to death! Master, I have always liked to eat lean meat......" Xie Yu couldn't laugh when he heard it, pursed his lips disdainfully, and stared at the self-made and angry little fat man: "Actually, the master cares about you and is checking your body......"

"Whew, do you use it to check your body?!"

"Full body check!" Xie Yu waved his hand in the face of Xiao Chubby's jumping feet, and responded casually, with some disdain in his tone.

"Do you believe that yourself? You dead rabbit!"

"I'm really not a rabbit...... I'm really giving you a check-up, just a little more seriously...... Why all the fuss!"

"What a fuss?!Still a little serious?!Damn!You check your body...... Okay, even if you're doing a full body checkup, but ...... Do you need to pinch me there?!...... You're a dead rabbit!"

When the little fat man said this, his face turned a little red, and he glared at the innocent little mage fiercely, looking extremely annoyed, and the fat on his upper body was trembling with it.

"Where?!oh...... Oh, you say there!"

Xie Yu looked at the little fat man's blushing embarrassed look, and at first he didn't understand what the little fat man meant, but after sweeping the little fat man's lower body, he couldn't help but immediately suddenly realize.

"What's this? Little fat man, you have to be forced to check your recovery after being injured in the noble attitude of my master, and I will naturally have to check it there, you and I will be willing......! It's all men what's so embarrassing!"

Xie Yu shook his head, his eyelids picked, and he said with an indifferent expression.

"And ...... Say it again - I'm really not a rabbit!" Before the little fat man could scream again, Xie Yu blinked his eyes twice, and then solemnly repeated.

Only this time, his face was serious and serious.

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