Chapter 169: Chubby Wakes Up
Crossing the mountain in front of us is already the third mountain that the mixed team has climbed after setting off. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
And since I changed to the brindle beetle as a mount, today is also the fourth day of the march.
According to the flat-chested woman, at the speed of the brindle-chested mantis, tomorrow after crossing the towering mountain in front of it, and after a day or so, it will reach the destination of this trip, the lonely peak that is especially towering and where ice flame grass grows.
Of course, in Xie Yu's heart, in order to express his indignation that Nicole had nothing to do, he always called the mountain guarded by the fire dragon Middle Finger Mountain.
Such an indecent name did not arouse the disgust of the flat-chested girl and Nicole Chick, because they had no idea that the erection of the middle finger represented a strong emotional response after being provoked.
And this strong emotional response, the behavior expressed, is inextricably linked to the reproduction and racial continuation of human beings and even any living organism called a living organism......
In the vast and boundless Demon Beast Mountain Range, this patchwork team composed of humans and elves has maintained a state of disharmony that looks down on each other for four days, ignoring each other, each shrinking on the backs of the three spotted sword mantises, just like this, towards the unknown journey ahead that cannot see the result, and moving forward smoothly at the speed of climbing over a mountain peak in two days.
At this time, it was almost the evening of the fourth day, although due to the obstruction of the dense forest, there was hardly any afterglow of the sunset, but with the occasional scattered light and light spots transmitted from between the branches and leaves of the dense forest, and the process of crawling with the brindled knife mantis, when rudely cutting down the big tree blocking the way in front of him with two large knives, the sky swayed. The sunlight that was getting weaker and softer made the few humans who had almost lost the concept of time in the Warcraft Mountain Range realize that another night was coming.
Two slightly smaller brindle sword mantises, carrying more than 20 elven tribesmen, slowly walked behind, followed the leader in front of them steadily, and marched without hurry.
And the elves on their backs, although a little crowded, have always maintained a good order, not impatient, not loud, not moving around at will, even when resting, they are in rotation, and they will arrange the guards in advance.
On the broad and empty back of the sword mantis led by the team in front of the team, Xie Yuzheng was pillowing his hands behind his head, facing the sky on his back, his eyes were slightly closed, the corners of his mouth were tightly pursed, and his left calf was comfortably resting on his right leg, and his posture looked very comfortable, lying quietly.
The Nicole Foursome still hung at the end of the brindle mantis, far away from the nasty and hateful, stupid and ugly two annoying guys in front of them.
Although the back of the brindle mantis was very stable, it could not resist the sleepiness that came like a wave after a long journey, and Nicole and the two female elves had also fallen asleep, leaving only the wooden knight sitting next to him, with the blinking of the dead fish eyes, his eyes drifting from time to time.
Nicole Nile was like a koala, her hands around her sister Na Yawen's neck, her head buried in the crook of the flat-chested woman's arms, her breathing was even and long, and her little face was hung with two faint blushes after a deep sleep, and she slept very sweetly.
Even the corners of the ruddy cherry mouth still have a faint trace of saliva.
The female elf Aric, lying flat on her back, slept on Yawen's side, holding the reed flower that she ate when she woke up and slept after eating.
Along the way, because there is no bloodthirsty wolf bumps to make himself angry, Lu Hua's life can be described as extremely comfortable, every time he wakes up, it happens to be a meal, and after eating and drinking Xie Yu's barbecue and wine, he uses the strange fruits produced by the elves as a fruit plate for clearing his mouth and scraping oil, and starving to death ghost-like wind and clouds.
Every time after being full of wine and food, Lu Hua will first glance at everyone, especially staring closely at Xie Yu and Shrek, waiting quietly for a while, and if there is nothing lively to see, she will call twice dissatisfied, and then bored into the arms of Nicole or the two elves, very impolitely wiped the greasy little mouth on other people's clothes, and began to squint the little yellow eyes, while burping comfortably, while falling asleep beautifully, after a while, the slight snoring will sound rhythmically, and then after a while, Lu Hua will sleep like a dead bird on all sides, there is no trace of the noble elegance and majestic demeanor that a divine beast should have.
And the loyal wooden knight who has been dutiful to his duty, on the first day of the journey, after a sleepless vigilance for a day and a night, found that under the deterrence of the powerful brindled mantis, there was no danger all the way, and occasionally there would be a few lonely hungry monsters.
So in the next three days, even with Robert's inflexible head, he finally found that under the company of three obedient brindled mantises, his senseless worry and vigilance were really unnecessary, so the nerves that had been tense finally relaxed a little, and he was no longer so grassy.
The wooden knight, who was relaxed, did not hesitate at all, and immediately shifted the attention that was originally placed on his master to the flat-chested female elf Yawen next to him.
Unlike the somewhat awe-inspiring gaze that looked at his master, Robert's eyes when he looked at Yawen were full of tenderness and warmth, but they were well disguised and not easy to be noticed.
Besides, between Robert and Yawen, there is a Nicole chick who is in the way!
Every time Robert secretly looked at Yawen with that kind of admiring eyes, he gave others the intuitive feeling that he was looking at Nicole chick.
Xie Yu only had a rare good night's sleep on the first night, and from the second day, out of fear of the powerful dragon clan and worry about this uncertain journey, he had to fight his spirits and began a boring meditation, trying to replenish his magic power, so that when he unfortunately met the fire dragon next to the ice flame grass, he could have a little more ability to save his life.
And in a meditative state, any movement around the ten zhang, even if it was a slight wind and grass, could not escape Xie Yu's keen sense.
Therefore, Xie Yu had already gained insight into the mind of this wooden knight on the third day, that is, when Robert had just begun to divert his attention.
"Alas...... It's a headache to have Shrek, a nymphomaniac, and now there's another ......" After Xie Yu understood, he began to sigh helplessly in his heart.
Although Xie Yu noticed it, he didn't think it was a big deal, after all, it was normal for men and women to have a good impression, although the race was different, Xie Yu would not say anything, because it was difficult for outsiders to say anything about emotional matters.
However, Robert's hidden fiery eyes that secretly looked at Yawen were mistaken by Shrek, who had been silently paying attention to Nicole, as a goddess peeking at himself.
Shrek already sees Nicole Chick as his family, where can others be involved?!
Although Robert just kept peeking and didn't have any actual actions such as offering courtesy and asking for warmth, but ...... Even if you have this thought?!
However, when Shrek had a purple face and slapped his thigh to get angry, he was stopped by Xie Yu in time.
Faced with Shrek's angry questioning, Xie Yu had to smile bitterly, then lowered his voice, let Shrek come over with his ear, and quietly told the truth of this rough embryo matter.
As soon as he heard that it was not the idea of beating his own goddess, Shrek suddenly put his mind at ease, and grinned happily for a while, but then looked at the wooden knight and then at the female elf who was already asleep, but he disdainfully "bah", and muttered in his mouth, as if complaining about Robert's eyes, he would be so bad that he would fall in love with the tall female elf who disgusted him.
"...... If you have time, you must persuade that wooden guy to take a fancy to anyone...... Are all the women in the world dead?!"
Shrek was a little indignant, and muttered at the little mage with dissatisfaction......
Xie Yu naturally didn't pay attention to the righteous indignation of this nosy rough embryo, but just as he was about to lie down and start his own meditation, unexpectedly, the little fat man who had been sleeping for four days finally woke up leisurely after moaning in a low voice this evening......