"Damn! You kid doesn't know what to do! How can you say good things for that weird old man......?! Aren't you indistinguishable from good people?!"

Shrek was furious, slapped his thigh hard and jumped up, glaring at the little mage with round soybean eyes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Damn, big brother, I want to divide the good people...... But you don't say anything about what that weird old man is like, and how to ask you...... So, there's no way, I'll have to guess ...... myself" Xie Yu glanced at the angry rough embryo, and after sincerely admiring his radical technique under his wit for a while, he sneered and pouted.

"You kid can't guess even if you guess, right? Damn! You have to have some basis to guess......"

Shrek looked at the indifferent attitude on the little mage's face, as if he was a little more angry, and his bare head began to turn purple, and he shouted viciously:

"If an old man ...... Well, it's a bit of a shame to call him an old man, so you have to call him a strange old man...... This weird old guy doesn't look like an old man at all, and he doesn't have any ...... that an old man should have Well, temperament!"

"Oh......? What kind of temperament does this strange old man have?!"

"Phew! huh...... First of all, that weird old guy is a real old drunkard, who drinks heavily every day, and gets drunk every time......"

“...... That means this strange old man's drinking is okay!" Xie Yu blinked twice, thought for a while, and then said.

"Hmm...... The old guy was an old drunkard, but ...... Alas, I have to admit it...... After all, the amount of alcohol is okay......" Shrek groaned for a while, although the expression on his face was very unconvinced, but in the end he had to nod, and then the mosquito grunted.

"Huh...... So, compared to the amount of alcohol you drink, have you ever drunk with the weird old man?Who has a bigger amount of alcohol?" Xie Yu couldn't help but chuckle when he looked at Shrek's reluctant appearance.

"It should ...... Uh, yes...... It must be that I drink a lot, and the strange old man likes to go to Uncle Allen's house to drink, and he always pulls me to ...... And when I woke up the next morning, the old guy was still sleeping...... So, I'm definitely drinking more than that old guy......" Shrek glared at the little mage who seemed to be smiling and patted his chest.

"Hmm...... Okay, that's fine! What about the other aspects? There are so many drunkards in the world, this is not strange at all!" Xie Yu snorted, his expression obviously a little dissatisfied: "Besides...... You have to be a drunkard, the bird is a drunkard, and the two knights of your goddess are drunk...... So, drunkards can't be blamed!"

"That'...... Well, what about sloppy? That old guy always looked dirty, and during the years I lived in my house, I often didn't wash or change my clothes for months, and I didn't take a shower, and there was always a sour smell on my body, which was disgusting......"

"Hmm...... That has to do with your tone...... Uh, I mean...... How can you be so unhygienic?!"

When Xie Yu was talking to himself, he felt Shrek's gaze, and quickly coughed twice, then changed the topic, and after his eyes blinked twice, dissatisfaction began to appear on his face again: "But...... There are also many men who don't pay attention to hygiene, and most men don't care much about hygiene...... Although this old guy is indeed a little unhygienic, it is not very strange...... It's just a little weird, nowhere near the level of gnashing your teeth as you say......"

"Damn, boy...... He never bathed, and he rarely changed his clothes, and he didn't have to change until he got a hole in his clothes...... Isn't that weird?!" Shrek scratched his huge head and looked at the little mage suspiciously.

"Of course it can't be counted! Look at the itchy teeth you hated just now...... I thought I was to blame for some kind of anger...... It turned out that it was just a good drinking and unhygienic thing...... What's so strange about that?!"

"Don't worry...... And, there's the ...... This old guy is very!"

"Oh? that's kind of interesting...... How colorful?!"

"It's very...... Very, very colorful!"

Shrek scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, as if he wanted to find a suitable adjective to satirize the strange old man, but after a while, his face turned purple and black, and he never found a satisfactory word, and finally in desperation, he had to stomp his foot hard: "Hmm...... Let's put it this way, although you kid is usually very, but that old guy is obviously much more lustful than you......"

"Damn, you illiterate...... If you can't describe it, don't describe it!Where is the color of the master?!" Xie Yu hugged his shoulders there, looked at Shrek with a serious look, and smiled bitterly: "Trouble, you have to figure it out...... We're criticizing that weird old man now, and we're going to despise him together, and now we're on the same front, so why are you going to get on me? Don't be blind......"

"Oooh...... Yes, yes, accidental injury, just ...... When I remembered this thing just now, I don't know what happened, but I actually thought of you directly......"

“...... Phew!" Xie Yu snorted angrily, and then waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, okay...... Don't divert the subject! Tell me what happened to that weird old man......"

"Uh-huh...... That old guy always has a kind of ruffian appearance, a ruffian! He is an out-and-out old rascal, and he is very hooligan when he speaks, and every time he meets a woman on the street, he always stares at people directly, and while he strokes his beard, he always comes out of his mouth some shameless words such as thighs, white and tender, beautiful breasts, and so on, and sometimes he drools! When he is excited to see it, he whistles at them! He is an old and immodest old pervert......

"Haha...... Hmm, hehe...... It's a little shameless!Hmm...... But!"

Xie Yu listened to Shrek's talk, his eyes lit up, and he suddenly became a little interested, but after a moment, he quickly covered up the trace of interest in his eyes, and instead put on a disdainful look, and the words changed:

"Actually...... Men are! Men are not...... How do humans reproduce?!Men are not lustful...... Who do women show themselves to when they make themselves so flamboyant all day long?! Men are not lustful...... How can you call it a man?!Didn't your Uncle Allen tell you about the true colors of men?!The true colors of men?!The true colors of men...... Men are inherently sexy!"

"Boy...... Uncle Allen said that a man, an upright and kind man, when he was young...... Well, it's kind of ...... That, oh yes! It's a bit of a stormy thing, it doesn't matter much, but once you have a beloved woman, you have to keep yourself like jade and keep yourself clean! You shouldn't provoke other women! Uncle Allen said...... It's called ...... Well, it's called...... Ethics!"

Shrek was obviously extremely dissatisfied with the little mage's indifferent attitude, glaring at the little mage angrily, the green tendons on his forehead protruded, his face continued to be purple and black, and he was panting out of his nose, obviously disagreeing with the little mage's statement.

"Ashi...... Are you sure that your Uncle Alan is from your planet?!Why do I feel more and more strange the more I listen to it?!Are you sure...... Didn't you Uncle Allen come here like the little master?!" Shrek was very angry, but Xie Yu felt more and more that this Uncle Allen was indeed a little profound.

"What do you mean, boy? What do you mean? What kind of thing is a planet?!What the hell are you talking about?"

"Oh...... It's nothing, the master has confused the time and space again...... Oh, homesick, damn it......."

Xie Yu seemed to be aroused by homesickness, sighed, and then waved his hand boringly: "Forget it...... I'll teach you one more word, well, it's not actually a word...... is a person's name...... Liu Xia Hui is a well-known upright gentleman in our hometown and a ...... of Lu Why are you telling you so much?!All you need to know is that he's a hypocrite who claims to be unruly, go back and tell your Uncle Allen, and see if he can understand......

"Hey, I'm telling you about that old pervert, what are you doing with me all this nonsense...... Big brother, I don't understand!" Shrek frowned hard, scratching his head vigorously, and after a moment he was furious.

"Good...... Then I ask you, huh...... Does that old guy have a beloved woman?!"

"Uh...... It seems like...... Nope!"

"Isn't that what it takes...... Your Uncle Allen also said that when you were young...... Well, forget it's an old guy...... Anyway, it doesn't matter much!" Xie Yu snorted, disappreciative of Shrek's righteous indignation, then got up and walked to a little farther away and sat down cross-legged, about to start meditating:

"But...... Anyway, as you say! Uncle Allen, huh...... Our Uncle Allen is indeed an amazing cultured person, and that strange old man is also a rare old bastard! When you have time, you tell Uncle Allen that I will definitely visit him in person when I have the opportunity in the future and listen to his teachings...... So be it......"

"Yes, yes, yes, boy, your humble attitude is okay, I will naturally arrange it when we go back...... It's just, alas, I hope that old bastard Gandalf doesn't happen to be there......"

Shrek heard the little mage's praise of Uncle Allen, and immediately grinned in joy, but then suddenly had a sad face, scratched his head, and talked to himself there.

"Hmm?!What husband?!" Xie Yu turned around suddenly, his eyes widened: "Ashi...... You just said that old bastard...... That's that weird old man, what's his name?!"

"Gandalf, what's wrong...... Shrek blinked in confusion, a little puzzled by the little mage's surprise.

“......“

Xie Yu's body that had just sat down cross-legged, but this time it jumped up directly like a spring:

"Wow...... Damn!"

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