Chapter 213: The Strange Old Man (I)
"Hmm...... No matter how good the wine is, when it comes to your mouth, it won't taste anything, I'm afraid it's like drinking water, alas...... However, it is indeed a pity!"
"Hey...... That's right, the eldest brother was born with a lot of alcohol, how can you kid doubt the amount of alcohol that the eldest brother drinks...... Uh-huh, boy, the more I hear this, the more awkward it becomes! What the hell do you mean......
"Hmm...... Oh, alas, that's right, the younger brother means that the eldest brother drinks a lot of wine, and no matter how good the wine is, you often pour it before the eldest brother tastes it...... Uh, it's already been swallowed in the stomach by the big brother, I'm ...... I'm sorry for the wine!"
"It's just that...... The kid is quite good at what he says, don't doubt the amount of alcohol in the future! This time, even if you are unintentional, hehe...... Well, it's ...... again" Shrek cleared his throat, and then raised his head triumphantly:
"Besides...... Uncle Allen was something I grew up watching...... Hmmm? No, no, you grew up watching me, so ...... I can't count, but how could he lie to me......"
"Hmph...... Not necessarily! Probably ...... Alas, the bully is that you can't count, alas......"
Xie Yu looked at the confident look of this idiot who couldn't count, and muttered a few times helplessly, expressing his disdain and indignation, but then pouted disdainfully:
"Hmph...... Two people drink, and you count from one to ten, that's not what your uncle said?! There is no way to find a third person present to prove it, and also, two people drinking is indeed too stuffy, you ...... Uh, our uncle is a bit ...... Hmph!"
"Hmph, what, what? Didn't I just tell you that you kid is not allowed to speak ill of our Uncle Allen?! and...... How do you know that there is no third person to prove it?" Shrek looked at the sneer on the corner of the little mage's mouth, and suddenly became a little annoyed, and retorted unconvinced with wide eyes. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Oh, it's not just the two of you drinking, but also others?" Xie Yu couldn't help but be interested again when he heard this.
"Of course...... Well, it's actually no one else, except for Uncle Allen's daughter who will come with him, there's another guy, the one I told you lived in my house for a while...... That weird old man!" Shrek tilted his head and thought about it when he talked about the third person, as if he was a little embarrassed, and he didn't know how to describe it.
"Oh...... Uncle Allen has a daughter?"
"Hmm...... It's a beautiful girl, and she's been a little beauty since she was a child, just like Miss Nicole...... Well, maybe not as good-looking as Miss Nicole, but, it's not too much......"
"Hmm...... You say there's a weird old man, what's that weird way?"
"Uh...... It's hard to say, it's just weird anyway......"
"No matter how weird a person is, there must be a strange way......" Xie Yu looked at Shrek's distracted look when he talked about the strange old man, and laughed.
He ...... There's no specific weirdness, it's weird everywhere anyway......" Shrek scratched his head, his little eyes blinked and blinked vigorously, but after a while, he still didn't say anything substantial.
"Why are you like this?!Since everything is weird, then you can just give an example of one aspect, it's always okay......" Xie Yu didn't give up, sighed, and continued to ask.
may be due to his personality, Xie Yu was also interested in some weird people and strange things, and preferred some people and things that don't follow common sense.
So Xie Yu, who has always been indifferent, was finally aroused in the soul of gossip, and he was burning at the moment, but seeing Shrek's embarrassed expression, it was obvious that the old man had left an indelible psychological shadow in this rough heart.
So...... can leave a shadow on the rough embryonic psychology of the eldest and his second child, that ...... How amazing is this strange old man?!
Xie Yu felt that he was interested in the so-called strange old man, and immediately became a little more.
But if Shrek's words were less than half of what he said, he prevaricated and let his gossip soul be stillborn, Xie Yu would not be willing to do so no matter what.
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"Tell me, talk about it...... Just give an example!" Xie Yu's curiosity was not satisfied, and he continued to ask unwillingly, but seeing that Shrek was still holding his head and not saying a word, Xie Yu licked his lips and blinked his eyes a few more times: "Hmm...... Big brother, I can see that you hate that guy...... Well, tell me how perverted he is, and then I'll despise him with you...... How?"
"There are too many examples to cite to cite ......"
In the face of the little mage's reluctance, Shrek was obviously a little impatient, but after hearing the little mage's suggestion, Shrek first looked up, and a glimmer of light bloomed in his little eyes, but then it quickly dimmed again, and he lowered his head again, and the tone in his mouth was actually quite helpless:
"Hmph...... I despise having a bird! he's so ...... Strange people, even if they despise him to his face, he will not take it to heart at all...... What's more, we secretly despise and talk about him behind our backs? Alas, it's a complete superfluous move......
"So...... This strange old man is very thick-skinned?!" Xie Yu frowned, touched his nose and guessed.
"Right...... Thick, very thick!" Shrek nodded angrily and affirmed.
"Hmm...... It's thick? hey, hey, huh...... However, it also makes sense...... Weirdos are generally thick-skinned! What do you do if you don't have thick skin? Hmm...... In fact, it can't be said that you are thick-skinned, so you should put it in a better way...... Well, it should be called a good psychological quality, it is to have seen through the world, be wild and uninhibited, not be bound by the mundane things in the world, have no worries, and go on a trip to the world in a chic way...... Well, that's probably it, the game world, free and easy makes people very envious, very envious...... Admire, admire!"
Xie Yu was muttering to himself while quietly observing the reaction of the rough embryo next to him.
Watching the little mage pinching his chin and looking up at the sky, while constantly rolling his eyes and muttering to himself from time to time, although Shrek didn't understand the meaning of the little mage's words, but listening to the tone of the little mage's words, as well as the appreciative smile that appeared on the corner of his mouth, he actually seemed to excuse the strange old man.
Also, even if there are some strange words, Shrek can't understand them, but ...... In the end, the two "admiration" in the mouth of this little mage made Shrek listen to it extremely clearly and clearly.
And what made Shrek angry the most was that the little mage finally slapped his face twice while saying "admiration" loudly in his mouth.
Our Uncle Shrek is just uneducated and a little slow to react, but he is not stupid, so the little mage's expression of such an obvious appreciation for that hateful strange old man's behavior naturally made Uncle Shrek clear in his heart after a while.
And as Shrek finally turned a corner in his mind and understood that the little mage was praising the strange old man who was both annoying and a little jealous, our simple and jealous Uncle Shrek, the cow barked, and immediately jumped up.
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