Chapter 186: Miserable Firewood
A moment later, when Xie Yu and Nicole, the happy enemies who had never had a good relationship, were staring at each other, they suddenly heard a heavy footstep, and "Dong Dong Dong" approached him like stepping on a drum. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The two of them turned their heads at the same time, but they saw a big tree that could not be hugged by one person, moving quickly from far and near.
However, unlike the tall and lush trees around it, this one was clearly a dead tree, with almost all its leaves gone, and only bare branches remained in the huge canopy.
And in the process of moving this dead tree, due to the inevitable collision with the canopy of other large trees around it, the dead branches and leaves "crackle" from time to time like hailstones.
"Damn! Strange thing! How can this dead tree move on its own? Could it be that there are tree spirits in this Demon Beast Mountain Range?!"
Xie Yu's eyes widened in surprise, stunned by the thick trunk and huge crown of this huge dead tree, as well as the spectacular branches and leaves "hail", and then turned his head to look at the Nicole chick next to him who also had a big cherry mouth and an incredible face, and after scratching his head again, he tried to recall carefully in his mind:
"No...... Trees can become spirits?!I've never heard of such a thing as a tree spirit in the Warcraft Mountain Range!and...... It doesn't seem to be written in the book......"
But then, when Xie Yu and Nicole looked down the trunk of the tree to see if the tree was walking with its roots after becoming a spirit, the shock on their faces immediately turned into laughter and crying.
It turned out that the dead tree had no roots at all.
The part that was supposed to be the root of the tree has been replaced by a tower-like figure that resembles a human.
This human looks burly and tall, dressed in rags, giving people a dirty feeling, the exposed parts of the body, the whole body is scorched black, especially the two black thick arms, tightly hugging the trunk of the tree, and the ten equally black fingers are digging deep into the trunk to maintain the balance of the tree.
As the tree moved closer, a purple bare head was trying to peek out from behind the thick trunk, a pair of small eyes had long been crowded into disappearance, and the smile on the ugly face was as bright as a chrysanthemum, looking extremely flattering, and opened its bloody mouth, shouting loudly and excitedly, like thunder:
"Miss Nicole...... Miss Nicole, I've got the firewood back!"
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Needless to say, the person who came was obviously our Uncle Shrek.
And what's even more obvious - this rude nymphomaniac has successfully completed the task that Nicole gave him to "collect firewood" and try to "pick up as much as possible and come back......
"Shrek......! Are you sick?!Let you go and collect firewood to make a fire, what are you doing when you come back with a tree?!"
Nicole was frightened by this moving dead tree just now, thinking that there was some kind of enemy, but at this moment she saw clearly that it was Shrek's troublemaker, first gently patted her chest twice, and then coldly put on a beautiful little face, and scolded Shrek angrily with a flattering expression at her.
"Alas!" Xie Yu next to him smiled bitterly, and then covered his forehead helplessly.
"Uh...... This, that...... Didn't you just say that I should pick up more? I picked up in the woods over there for a while, and found that they were all small sticks, and it was too hard to pick them up, and when I was worried, I saw this dead tree...... I'm afraid you'll be in a hurry, so I cut it down and moved it back......"
Thinking that coming back with this big tree will definitely satisfy his goddess, maybe if he is lucky, he can also get a few words of praise from the goddess, Shrek carried it back happily, but just in front of the goddess, he was ready to accept praise with joy, but he was inexplicably yelled by the goddess, and the beautiful scene with the goddess he expected was too much worse, Shrek suddenly panicked, and after muttering a few words of explanation, seeing that the goddess's anger was still not gone, the head that was not very bright suddenly appeared a spiritual light, and hurriedly opened his mouth and said in panic:
"Hmm...... That one...... Well, Miss Nicole, don't be angry, since you're not satisfied, then ...... I...... I'll just take it back again!"
As he spoke, Shrek turned around, turned his back to Goddess Nicole, and was about to step away from the elephant's legs and rush towards his own path again.
"This guy...... How nice it would be if the head was as developed as the limbs!......"
Seeing that Shrek was in a hurry to send back the big tree that scared her goddess, Xie Yugang's raised head hung down again, stretched out his other hand, and covered his forehead in great distress.
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However, Shrek's good wish to throw this nasty tree back in a flash of inspiration in order to dissipate his goddess has once again failed.
Because, as soon as Shrek turned around and didn't have time to rush out like a cannonball again, he was directly kicked by his goddess and kicked on the buttocks.
The little girl was obviously angry, as if she had used all her strength to kick this stupid fool with a mushy head, although in Shrek's opinion, this concentrated all the strength of the little girl was still tickling herself.
But this kick finally stopped the footsteps of this nymphomaniac rushing forward.
Facing the puzzled gaze of her admirer, the little girl coldly ordered Shrek to put down the huge firewood, frowned, and then ordered Shrek to make this firewood into the kind of firewood that can make a fire.
For any orders of his goddess, Shrek never dared to slack off in the slightest, only to see this rough embryo with that ugly face, he had no time to think about why his goddess suddenly got angry, so he quickly found an open space for this big tree and threw it away, and then chopped it down towards the thick dead tree with his palm like a knife.
Shrek himself is amazingly powerful, and at this moment, he was angry with the big tree in front of him, so he was scolded inexplicably, and under hatred, he naturally did it mercilessly.
In a matter of moments, the stout tree was torn apart and shattered into countless small pieces of different sizes scattered all over the ground.
The reason why it is said that the size is different is because under the resentment of our Uncle Shrek, he often sometimes attacks a piece of wood, first uses the two black palms that are as sharp as a knife to vent his anger, and then stares at the little yellow bean eyes in the pile of messy wooden blocks on the ground, looking for the relatively large ones, and then transporting the palm knife against them, and venting his anger fiercely again, so that after this big tree that is difficult for one person to embrace is dismembered, it is basically impossible to find a wooden block of the size above the mouth of the bowl......
Under the manic mood of this coarse embryo who thinks he has been wronged, not even some small branches and leaves are not spared.
Because of this manic rough embryo, with an ugly face with a grievance of waiting for snow, he used both hands to rub the tiny branches and leaves in his palm into a handful of powder, and then discarded it angrily.
Therefore, after Shrek finished chopping wood, in addition to the countless fist-sized wooden blocks scattered all over the field, there were also small white clouds of smoke that had not completely dispersed.
"Alas...... Big tree, big tree! You probably should have lived like this, who let you meet this unreasonable nymphomaniac?! What a pitiful! Alas, you can't mess with a man who doesn't go well with love! Rest in peace......"
Xie Yu watched a good big tree, under this violent and rough man, it ended so miserably in a short time, and he couldn't get a whole corpse after death, he couldn't help but shake his head and sigh twice, and felt great sympathy in his heart.
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