Seeing the devastation of this poor tree not only aroused the sympathy of our little mage, but also made Nicole's master and servant and many elven people immediately stunned. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"It's abominable! it's abominable...... That ugly human being, not only ugly, but also so ugly in heart...... It's so vulgar and hateful!"

The spirits who admired nature, loved peace, and had no quarrel with the world, including the flat-chested girl and the old elf Arix, stared sadly at this miserable tree that had not received a good death, and then looked at the rough embryo who was a little triumphant after venting his grievances, and his eyes were full of contempt and anger.

"What do these hapless elves look at?!damn it!, it's so rare and weird...... Haven't you ever seen such a brave man as Uncle......?! It's no wonder that these bird elves are even sissies for men, and the yin is so heavy, they must have been frightened by the uncle's masculinity, hum...... Hey, hey!"

Ah Shi felt the strange gazes projected by the elves around him, at first he was a little uncertain, and he was also a little puzzled about which nerve these sissies had taken wrongly, and he was about to be angry, but after the two soybean eyes turned a few times, he suddenly patted his head and made a look of sudden realization, and after muttering a few words to himself, he began to secretly rejoice that these sissies who have always had aesthetic problems were finally impressed by their masculine beauty......

Well...... It seems that the aesthetics of these sissies are still saved, and they have finally discovered the extraordinary charm of the uncle......

- Shrek felt very relieved in his heart.

As a result, the angry and disdainful gazes shot by the surrounding elven clansmen were distorted into infinite admiration and admiration for himself under the unbridled imagination of Uncle Shrek, who felt good about himself.

However, although our Uncle Shrek is extremely rude, vulgar, dirty and not very bright, but after all, his heart is still simple and friendly, so after thinking that the deformed aesthetics of these elves have finally been successfully corrected by his unremitting efforts, and finally returned to normal, so as to show a friendly attitude of worship to himself, Shrek believes that his attitude towards these reformed elves should no longer be as indifferent and disdainful as before.

(According to Xie Yu's words, this is called "courtesy", also known as "coming and not being rude".) ）

Well...... Don't be afraid to make mistakes, if you can correct them in time......

- Shrek thought about it, and his heart was instantly enveloped by a huge sense of satisfaction.

So, Shrek, who felt the "kindness" of the elves, immediately became more purple with excitement, and the purple even began to darken again, squinted his small eyes, grinned and opened his bloody mouth, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth, trembling his nose hair violently, squeezing out an extremely amiable smile, and then starting from the elves on the far left, his head slowly turned, showing his friendliness to all the elves in turn.

"Oh, it's over...... Shrek is so annoying, these bird elves have always bullsitted that flowers and plants are also alive, although it is a dead tree, but the innocent suffered the tragic end of the corpse, and it is difficult to ensure that these elves do not get sick, this is ...... Isn't that ****** adding fuel to the fire?!"

Xie Yu had just finished lamenting the tragic end of the dead tree, but he didn't expect Shrek, a rough embryo who didn't know people, to face the angry eyes of these elves close to nature, and make such an idiot act that poured oil on the fire.

Sure enough, Shrek's friendliness has not yet been shown, and these elves, who have always been indisputable, abandoned the gentle and elegant image of Sven, and one by one they rubbed their hands and rarely burst out foul language:

"Damn......! This guy is just too arrogant!"

"Uneducated...... I've always said that there are no good things about human beings......"

"Teach him, teach him...... Let him be so cruel again!"

"Right...... yes, break this guy's leg and see if he dares to be so arrogant......"

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"What's going on? These guys were fine just now...... What kind of nerve is this suddenly?!"

Facing the elves who had fried the pot, Shrek was obviously a little overwhelmed, scratched his head in surprise, put away the kind smile on his face, and muttered in confusion.

He really couldn't understand why these elves had suddenly turned their faces in unison when they were so adoring and friendly to him just now, and he was about to forgive them for all their rude actions towards him in the past?!

Moreover, these sissies shouted at their very rude noise, and a few of them were still rolling up their arms and sleeves, as if they wanted to come up and fight with them.

Bah! Grandma's! is so overwhelming...... These bird elves, I thought they had changed their ways, but now it seems that they still can't clean up...... This group of sissies who don't know what to do!

- Shrek felt the anger in his chest start to burn again.

......

Of course, this racial conflict caused by a dead tree was rapidly brewing, but before it began to erupt, it was strangled in the cradle in time after Nicole and Yawen glanced at each other and smiled bitterly.

Needless to say, after being angrily scolded by his goddess, he immediately turned into an ostrich again, where he didn't dare to say a word with a purple face, and his head was about to dig into the soil.

Shrek's unpromising performance had long been expected by Xie Yu, and what made Xie Yu feel a little surprised was Yawen's authority among these elves.

In the face of the excited clansmen, Yawen just raised his hand and pressed it down, and then after his sharp and majestic eyes swept around the clan, the originally indignant clansmen immediately quieted down obediently.

"I didn't expect it, this thin and tall man is the leader of this group of elves...... But how can there be such a great prestige?!Because of strength...... Or is it a status level?" Xie Yu squinted his eyes at the flat-chested woman with frosty face at this time, and kept guessing in his heart.

......

Xie Yu's lips squirmed and silently recited the incantation, and then a fireball was thrown down, and a large pile of small wooden blocks under his feet suddenly burst into flames.

There are four or five piles of this kind of small wooden blocks, all of which were obediently collected by Shrek under the scolding of his goddess Nicole.

In the process of closing, there is also a small episode - because many small pieces of wood are too small and scattered everywhere, it is extremely laborious to pick them up, which makes Shrek, who has always been rough, miserable, with his big grinning character, he really can't bear to carefully close them one by one.

But the goddess didn't dare not listen to her orders, so Uncle Shrek, who was so powerful just now, had to cry with an ugly face at the moment, squatting down and picking them up one by one, while secretly hating why he had chopped the big tree so finely.

If I had known that I was going to clean up the mess myself, alas......

--Finally gathered the broken pieces of wood under his feet into a pile, Shrek straightened his waist, wiped a handful of beads of sweat on his forehead, and felt that he had never been so tired from fighting, and was about to take a long breath of relief and take a good rest, but he looked at the tens of thousands of pieces of wood scattered everywhere, and his heart suddenly became extremely bitter again.

Standing in place and sighing for a while, the corner of Shrek's eyes suddenly caught a glimpse of the goddess glaring at him again, and he couldn't help but fight a fierce cold war, and he didn't dare to be lazy anymore, and immediately rushed towards the remaining wooden blocks as if he was full of chicken blood......

"Suffer yourself! Why bother in the first place when you know today? You have to clean up the mess you left behind, you rude idiot......"

Xie Yu, who had been holding his arms on the side to watch the excitement, was leaning against a big tree with his back to the old god at the moment, looking at this messy and improvised patchwork of problem miscellaneous army, and then looking at Shrek, who was busy cleaning up the mess with a bitter face on the ground, he couldn't help but shake his head.

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