Chapter 77: I'm professionally trained, and I definitely don't laugh

"Of course those pampered sons and brothers are afraid!" Li Shangshu sneered: "But compared to their purpose, what is this?"

"Their purpose?" Lin Zifan narrowed his eyes: "Could it be ......?"

"Your Majesty is twenty-two out of twenties, and he is not yet married, you say, what do they want to do?" Li Shangshu snorted coldly: "A group of local chickens and dogs, always dangling in the name of congratulatory birthdays, want to enter the eyes of His Majesty!"

"But I can't say anything, what's more, Your Majesty's current age should indeed be married, yes, let them go!"

Lin Zifan: "......"

Should Your Majesty be married? A group of sons and brothers from other countries want His Majesty to take a fancy to him?

Mom sells criticism, my empress, do you dare to make up your mind?

Lin Zifan immediately wanted to go crazy, but considering that they hadn't come yet, it was not easy to have a seizure, so he was very depressed.

But after thinking about it, according to the customs of the Tang Dynasty, a woman reaches the age of marrying a man at the age of sixteen, and there are definitely many women at the age of seventeen or eighteen who linger in the Qinglou.

Twenty-two years old? can almost be said to be an older leftover girl......

And the empress has not been married yet, and it is reasonable for those people to use their brains, after all, the empress is the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, if she can become the man of the emperor of the Tang Dynasty...... How much more do you need to say about the benefits?

"Damn, labor and management don't care whether it's reasonable or not!"

Lin Zifan secretly scolded: "Rob the empress with labor and capital, and kill them all!"

After separating from Li Shangshu, Lin Zifan's mood has always been unhappy, just because a group of people dared to rob the empress with him!

"My Friends of the Women......"

"Phew, I'm going to be the man who dominates the feminist world, how can I let those bastards succeed? I have to kill them!"

Lin Zifan thought for a while, and finally suddenly thought of the attitude of the empress when she was in the court, and even said that she wanted to make some 'delicious'......

His eyes rolled, and he suddenly laughed: "Hey, hey, it seems that the empress doesn't want to see them, in this way, I am acting on orders, this is not my yang and yin disobeying......"

"Since you're still in charge of preparing food for the banquet, ......"

"Labor and management will let you taste the taste of being Cantonese people, and let you taste the despair ...... Fujian people"

As the so-called Cantonese people, they eat everything, even the Fujianese people on their lips, hehehe......

Lin Zifan laughed for a while in the logistics mansion, which made the women in spring, summer, autumn and winter tremble, and always felt that their adults were going to cheat people.

Subsequently, Lin Zifan rushed to the imperial dining room without stopping.

In the days that followed, rumors spread throughout the palace. On that day, there were constant sneers and exclamations in the imperial dining room, which lasted for a long time and made people feel creepy......

Subsequently, the number of people in the imperial dining room increased, and the exclamations became louder and louder......

But no one knew what was going on in the imperial dining room, only that the imperial chefs were preparing the things needed for the empress's birthday banquet.

Time passed, Lin Zifan was almost soaked in the imperial dining room, and the things he needed were constantly being found......

Ten days later, only five days before the empress's birthday, a convoy entered Chang'an City, which was the convoy of Wu Guo to congratulate his birthday, and it was also the first to arrive in Chang'an among the envoys of other countries.

"Someone is already here?" Lin Zifan in the imperial dining room stretched his waist after getting the news.

"Fortunately, it's almost ready here, so let's ...... Sons and daughters of all countries, hehe......"

Lin Zifan followed the guards, left the palace, and walked all the way to a bustling street that was ready to be opened for the reception of envoys from various countries.

Ten days ago, Lin Zifan had already taken office, and now he is not only a logistics officer, but also a waiter in the Ministry of Rites! Of course, he is the kind of agent, and he will return it when he is done.

But even so, Lin Zifan is also an upright waiter of the Ministry of Rites at the moment.

This street is called Yonghe.

I don't know who came up with the name, and Lin Zifan didn't bother to understand what it meant, anyway, for many years, the envoys of various countries to celebrate their birthdays lived in Yonghe Street, and when the banquet began, they could only enter the palace.

Otherwise, so many people live in the palace, there are men and women, and they are not messed up?

Therefore, in fact, the sons and brothers of various countries can meet the empress at most, and it is even more difficult to win the empress's favor.

But even so, Lin Zifan will definitely not be able to sit idly by and ignore me, and want to rob the empress with me?

Since the failure of the Zhenbei Army's sneak attack, Chen and Wu's war with the Tang Dynasty has ceased and entered a short period of peace, at least until the end of the summer, and until they figure out why the Zhenbei Army was able to repel their hundreds of thousands of allied troops, they will not dare to act rashly.

Saltpeter ice making is almost impossible to hide, after all, it has begun to be promoted to the whole country, and in the territory of Datang, there must be spies from other countries.

But even if they do, they can't know about it?

Even if they knew, it would be useless, because this thing is not a product of this era at all, and they will definitely not be able to make it!

Even if they study day and night and produce some imitations, the effect will be greatly reduced, so there is no need to worry.

In addition, the two countries did not fight each other to make anything, and the Tang Dynasty did not embarrass the envoys of Wu.

What's more, people bring heavy gifts to celebrate their birthdays, can you still cut people down? It doesn't have a good reputation when it spreads......

"Lin Shilang, ......"

From the moment he saw Lin Zifan, the envoy of Wu was stunned.

This is an old woman, who looks to be about fifty years old, and has obviously experienced the vicissitudes of life, and is extremely sophisticated.

But even so, she was stunned. When will a man be able to become an official? And he has become such an important position as a waiter in the Ministry of Rites, responsible for receiving envoys from other countries?

After experiencing the initial stunned, she said calmly: "Lin Shilang, the old Wu Guoli Department Shangshu Wu Mochou, there is a labor reception, a small courtesy, not a respect......"

She raised her hand and presented two gold leaves......

Now the main currencies of various countries are copper coins, gold and silver are worth a lot of money, these two gold leaves, almost a squire for a year!

Lin Zifan took it quietly, but his face couldn't hold back anymore, and he laughed loudly: "What did you say your name was?"

"Old body Wu Mochou ......" Wu Mochou's face turned dark, what do you mean? Is my name funny?

"Cough, it turned out to be Wu Mochou and Wu Shangshu!" Lin Zifan coughed dryly: "I'm sorry, I just thought of something funny, it's not because of you, don't forget to go in your heart." ”

"Moreover, I am professionally trained to never laugh at any funny name, unless I can't help it......"

Lin Zifan's face tightened, but the next second......

"Poof......