Chapter 76: Childe?
"Nonsense!"
"Your Majesty, I beg your Majesty to grant you a marriage, so that Wei Shen and Lord Lin can get married on a certain day!"
The third and fourth adults jumped out, and Lin Zifan was blinded, what happened?
If you want to talk about General Hua, Lin Zifan has said two words to her, which can be regarded as acquaintance, but what about the next three? At most, they are just familiar, and they have seen a few times in the court, right?
Why are you going to give me a marriage, let me be your husband, and marry into your family? What are you kidding!
If you want to marry me, you will also marry the empress!
Lin Zifan stared, but at this time, he didn't know what to say, his whole body was numb and clawed, what is this special thing called......
However, this matter is not over, the four adults shouted at each other and refused to give in to each other, but no fifth person jumped out, but the more noisy it became, the more fierce it became, and General Hua had already begun to roll up his sleeves!
Obviously, a big war is inevitable, and the four of them want to fight in front of the empress, and there is even the idea that whoever wins will marry Lin Zifan and go home......
Lin Zifan continued to be stunned, and drove a few people to put on a posture to fight, and the civil and military officials looked at it happily, just like watching a big show, they were already used to fighting in the court, so they were not worried at all at the moment, and even wanted to take out two handfuls of dried fruits to gnaw on and watch.
However, the four have just started fighting......
Cracking sound!
Lin Zifan saw a flower in front of him, and when he looked at it, he found that for some reason, the four adults were all pasted on the wall......
When I looked back, I found that the empress had left, and the purple clothes in Tsing Yi were also walking out lightly.
"Gotta ...... It must be the empress's hand. The corners of Lin Zifan's mouth twitched, and he also breathed a sigh of relief.
In all fairness, these four adults are not ugly, and they are first-class beauties, and they are not very old, otherwise they would not be married until now.
This kind of purple 'wife' must have face when brought out, and it is not a disadvantage to yourself. But here's the problem...... No matter what Lin Zifan thinks in his heart or the requirements of the task, it is impossible for him to marry them......
Fortunately, the empress did not open her mouth to give marriage, and even beat all four of them, otherwise...... Lin Zifan may have no choice but to escape from marriage, and there is no place for him to stand above this court.
Retreat~!
The empress is gone, what can you do if you don't retreat? Lin Zifan rubbed his almost dull face, sighed and walked out.
What can I do, four people came out of nowhere to propose marriage today, will it become ten or more next time?
"Ahem, what's the matter with my brother?" The old fox Li Shangshu came over: "But I'm worried about the affairs of the four adults, and I don't know which one to choose?"
"Which one should God choose!" Lin Zifan glared: "I'm still confused, right?
Lin Zifan really doesn't know what the situation is, why in a blink of an eye, a good court has become a big fight because of 'marriage robbery'?
"Brother, you are really pretending to be confused, you are now, but I am a celebrity in the Tang Dynasty, whether it is a hundred civil and military officials above the court, or the people of Li in a remote place, who doesn't know the existence of Lin Logistics Officer?"
"Now you are definitely a fragrant glutton, everyone wants to bite one, even my sister is very tempted...... You say, can those strong-blooded adults endure it?"
Li Shangshu laughed, and the magnificent twin peaks on his chest shook up and down, which was fascinating......
"God is so strong!" Lin Zifan complained in his heart, women can also use this idiom to describe it?
However, he realized that he still underestimated the cherishment of men, especially excellent men, in the feminist world, and underestimated the attractiveness of excellent men to women!
Above the court, all the adults in high positions are like this, not to mention those women from ordinary families?
"No wonder those palace maids are so crazy......" Lin Zifan secretly wiped his cold sweat and secretly wondered: "Is it that I have to make myself ugly in the future, or...... Do less and be more mediocre?"
But as soon as this idea came out, he vetoed it, if it was too mediocre or even ugly, how could he attract the attention of the empress and make the empress ...... What about yourself, and then double living and amphibious?
[The host of the face, even if you don't pretend to be ugly or mediocre, the empress may not look down on you!] A certain system jumped out and mocked.
Lin Zifan didn't pay attention to the system this time, but pondered how to do it.
This time, the empress didn't give marriage for some reason, and even pasted a few adults on the wall, but if there is a next time, what about the next time? Who can guarantee it?
"I said my brother ......"
Li Shangshu suddenly came over, and the aroma was fragrant, which made Lin Zifan wake up instantly.
"Why are you so engrossed, but you're worried about being in charge of reception?"
"What about the reception?" Lin Zifan was puzzled: "What's the trouble with this? When His Majesty's decree comes down, I will take a part-time job as a waiter in the Ministry of Rites, and the reception will be." ”
"I said brother, you really don't know, no wonder you dare to look at Your Majesty. Li Shangshu couldn't cry or laugh: "Do you know that this is a hot potato, and no one wants to take it at all?"
"What do you mean?"
"Because the people you need to receive, in addition to the envoys of various countries, there are also the sons and daughters of those countries, such as the prince and the son of the prime minister......"
"All of them are characters with backgrounds, and although we are not afraid, it is not good to have too much conflict with them. It's just that these guys are dragging like 2580,000 one by one, and it hurts to see their brains!"
"These guys are not very rude-by, and it is even more difficult to deal with accidents, so in the past few years, everyone knows that this is a chore, and if everyone doesn't pick up the stubble, it will fall to the Ministry of Rites, and they will be responsible, but you just look at Your Majesty ......"
Lin Zifan: "......"
There is so much attention to in feelings? So, why am I being cheated? No wonder I feel like I've fallen into a pit all the time......
"Wait!" Lin Zifan was suddenly stunned and asked, "The envoys of various countries should all be women, right? Why are there so many noble sons and sons running over? After a long journey, they are weak and weak, are they not afraid that their bodies will fall apart?"
The territory of the Tang Dynasty is vast, not to mention coming from the capitals of other countries, even if it comes from the border, it will take ten days and half a month to walk, which is still the speed of ordinary soldiers' marches!
In contrast, men are weaker and much slower, and when they come from other countries, they will be tired and half dead even if they ride in a horned carriage.
There is no good road in this era, and the wildebeest, that is, the carriage of this world, has no shock absorbing device, and after sitting for ten days and half a month, the buttocks can shake and bloom!
Lin Zifan didn't believe it, these guys would be bored and endure the danger of their butts blooming, and come to Chang'an thousands of miles to congratulate the empress on her birthday......
Thinking about it with your toes is impossible.