Chapter 291: Shameless to Live!
"Hmm...... Is that so? Right...... It must be so, right?!, my fat knight......"
Xie Yu smiled all over his face, and while smiling at Sha Luo extremely brightly, he walked forward slowly.
However, the little mage's smiling and groaning appearance made the little fat man suddenly feel a little vigilant in his heart: "You...... Why are you smiling so ...... all of a sudden? Lewdness?!Nothing to do, it's certainly not a good thing!You, you stop......"
"How? nothing...... Well, actually, I just wanted to ask you, that ...... Why didn't you see the dead dragon?!Where did it go......
Xie Yu pretended to be nothing, and while looking around, as if he was really searching for the trace of the dragon, he continued to approach the little fat man slowly.
“...... I don't know! Maybe I'm dead! I didn't find out...... The dragon was so close to Luhua when it exploded, maybe it was shocked to death by the explosion just now......" The little fat man also looked left and right, and said casually.
"Oh, that's good, that's good, it's good to be shocked to death, huh...... However, you see how strong that gust of air was just now, that ...... You're not hurt, are you?!Come on, let me check your injuries...... Well, if there is an injury, it must be treated early, and it is good to treat it early, but it is not okay to hold it back! Master has the most advanced minimally invasive treatment technology in the country, no injections, no medicine, no scars on the wound, and the treatment is ...... go."
Muttering in a mess, Xie Yu had already walked to the side of the little fat man, looking at the blood red all over the little fat man's body, an undisguised greed and jealousy in his eyes seemed to flash quickly, and suddenly rolled up his sleeves, pulled the two cuffs high, until he reached his shoulders, and exposed the two arms almost completely, and then, with a cruel smile on his face, he suddenly grabbed Sha Luolai, and reached out to touch the little fat man's body.
While touching, Xie Yu's mouth continued to mumble.
It may be that Xie Yu's previous casual style made Sha Luo relax his vigilance a little, and Sha Luo was caught off guard by Xie Yu, and before he could react, he felt two big hands vigorously roaming and kneading his face, neck, chest and abdomen, shoulders, back, thighs and other places, and he refused to stop for a moment!
The most hateful thing is that this bastard boy is still in his own ...... On the ass, I pinched it twice!
The little fat man was suddenly startled, and at the same time, a chill suddenly appeared in his heart, and he felt that the hairs on his body stood upside down, and goosebumps instantly covered his whole body.
This...... How can this be an injury check?! This random touch method is obviously ...... It's obscene, isn't it?! It looks so hungry!
And, hell, the object of his molestation is still a man!
In front of everyone's eyes, he did something to himself as a big man......
Damn! I just said that this little mage is a rabbit, and he is also beautiful and pleasing to the eye, why do you like this tune?! I have to stay away from this little guy in the future...... This damn pervert!
If you don't run quickly, your whole body must not be touched by a man?!
——The little fat man felt the tingling sensation coming from his whole body, it was really disgusting and sad, and he only felt that his stomach was overturned.
The little fat man was sad and angry in his heart, and when he finally reacted, he couldn't help screaming in fright, and used his strength to shake off Xie Yu's palm and jumped out to the side.
After breaking free, it didn't count as a step away, the little fat man cursed fiercely in his mouth, like a frightened deer, and ran away without looking back!
After running a full distance of seven or eight feet, the little fat man finally glanced back.
It's just that when he looked back, it made Sharo, who wanted to stop, suddenly feel a bad chill in his heart, snorted a few viciously on the ground, and immediately ran away a few feet away.
Because, Sha Luo saw that the little mage, a dead pervert, after almost molesting himself all over his body, actually seemed to ignore his escape, and did not look at himself at all, but for some reason, he was lowering his head, exposing his two red arms, stretching out those two evil blood-red hands, and rubbing them fiercely on his own face!
He, he, he...... That dead pervert, that dead rabbit, he fucks...... Actually touching yourself?!
I saw that the little mage seemed to think that the clothes on his body were in the way, so he couldn't wait to pull open the collar and open the robe, and kneaded it carefully in the exposed parts of his body!
Looking at his extremely serious appearance, it seems that he doesn't want to let go of every part of his body!
Moreover, this is not over, this pervert touched and touched, as if he suddenly remembered something, stopped the flying movements in his hands, as if he lowered his head and thought for a while, and then patted his head, took off his trousers, and rubbed his crotch a few times with both hands!
At the same time, it was accompanied by a few lowly laughs of unbearable, lewd and shameless "hey, hey, hey"!
In the end, it wasn't until this guy's hands and arms were no longer red and showed their original complexion that he finally stopped reluctantly!
Then, the guy raised his head, with a lewd but contented smile on his face, and his gaze seemed to search around for a moment, and then, ...... I looked at myself again!
And, from a distance, Sharo saw that this little guy seemed to be friendly and kind to him...... He smiled and waved to himself!
It seems like...... It's beckoning yourself to come over!
This...... How unreasonable!
The little fat man was immediately terrified, only to feel a chill in his heart, so frightened that his scalp was about to explode, he screamed in fright, turned around and ran!
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're back, little fat man, why are you running so far...... I said, what are you running......
Looking at the little fat man twisting his chubby round body, as if he had seen a ghost in broad daylight, he was extremely flexible and vigorous and submerged into the darkness, and the scattered pieces of iron on the broken armor on his body collided with each other, accompanied by a few panicked screams, coming from the darkness from afar, Xie Yu couldn't help but be a little strange, scratched his head quite puzzled, glanced at his white hands and arms, and suddenly sighed with some chagrin and regret, looking very ...... Can't get enough of it!
But unfortunately, in less than three seconds, our little mage suddenly had an idea, and his eyes immediately lit up, and then turned his head with a smile on his face, looked at Robert, the wooden knight who was also bright red and stood next to him in a daze, with a big mouth, and groaned, and then raised his legs and walked towards Robert.
"You kid, stop! You dare to come near me! I ...... I'll cut you all in one fell swoop!"
It's just that as soon as he took a few steps, Shrek on the opposite side suddenly gave a loud shout, as if there was a thunder on the ground, which startled Xie Yu!
Xie Yu saw that Robert, who seemed to have been immobilized just now, was no longer the stunned and stupid appearance at this moment, but after seeing himself approaching, he seemed to suddenly wake up, and quickly jumped back, and the face of the dead man who had not changed for thousands of years was full of grief and disgust.
Moreover, while this guy jumped and screamed angrily, he actually "smacked", and pulled out his short sword with his backhand to face himself, like a little girl who encountered an evil gangster but bravely resisted, putting on a desperate posture of being strong and unyielding, and would rather die than obey.
It's just inexplicable!
Xie Yu was confused, and was about to raise his feet and take a few steps forward, but saw that the wooden knight seemed to be even more angry, a pair of dead fish eyes seemed to be about to spew fire with grief and anger, staring at his waist viciously, the tip of the shiny short sword in his hand also moved down with his gaze, pointing to his waist and abdomen, and then suddenly waved the short sword, gritted his teeth and stabbed a few times in the air, and made a few slashing movements, which actually looked unprecedented and fierce!
"This ...... Ignoring people and ignoring people, seeing hell in broad daylight, and now another one has taken the wrong medicine and played with a sword to scare people! Damn! Isn't there a normal person here?! Let a wave of anger blow stupid just now......? What are you staring at my master's waist......? What do you look at?
Xie Yu muttered dissatisfiedly, and then looked down at his waist......
Then, the air seemed to freeze, and time suddenly seemed to stand still for a few seconds!
And a few seconds later, suddenly—
"Ahh
A howl that seemed to be much more frightened and ashamed than the two knights just now sounded suddenly and loudly in the silent cave!
"Rely on it, rely on it...... Mom! Now the little master has lost a lot!"
Robert saw that the little mage's originally fair face instantly turned red, then turned purple, and then began to turn black, that kind of red with purple and black complexion, which was not much worse than the face of the rude Shrek when he was angry!
After a scream, the Wooden Knight saw that the little mage seemed to bow to him, squatting down with lightning speed, bending down, reaching out, grabbing the trousers that had fallen to his knees with both hands, and then straightened up again with lightning speed, and raised his ...... at the same time
The whole set of "bowing" movements was done in one go, as fast as lightning, Robert only felt a flower in front of him, and then saw our little mage continue to have a black face, and his hands tightly pinched the waist of his trousers and covered his waist, as if he was a thief, where he shrank his head and looked left and right with great embarrassment and shame, and at the same time ...... Heartbroken!
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As Robert saw, Xie Yu really only felt ashamed and indignant now!
If there was a crack in the ground, he would definitely stick his head into it without hesitation!
"It's a day, dog, careless, careless! woo woo...... This time it was cleaned! It was clear in broad daylight...... In public...... But the young master is still a virgin......! In the future, how can I call the master how to see people...... Just find a piece of tofu and kill it, it's faceless! It's really faceless! Woo woo woo ......."
Our little mage is holding his pants at the moment, like a lost little girl, standing there with a bitter face, wanting to cry without tears, constantly shaking his head and grinning, rolling his eyes more often than ever......
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