In fact, our half-little mage, in addition to not only not being a dead rabbit, is also a straight man, and, moreover, is ...... It's a straight kind!

As for how straight......

Well, here are a few simple dialogues, as chestnuts -

"If you don't go to work, can you?"

"If you don't go to work, you will support me?!"

“...... Then you go to work!"

“......！！！“

......

"Don't be reckless if your stomach hurts!"

"Then you take care of me?!"

"Drink more hot water!"

“......！！！“

......

"Don't eat takeout, it's not healthy!"

"If you don't eat takeout, you can cook for me?!"

"Let's take takeout......

“......！！！“

......

The list goes on......

This kind of person, in Xie Yu's previous life, had a domineering common name-

Straight man of steel!

forced Xie Yu to drink a lot of memories of the past, his head was always instantly full of dense black lines, not to mention, he wanted to beat his chest and look up to the sky and howl-

"Who else?!Who else?!!! who dares to be straighter than the master!!"

Anyway, it's hard to say, it's a long story, it's really a history of blood and tears! There are blood and tears, and there are ...... Well!

Forget it, let's not press the table here for the time being......

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Xie Yu is a little free and loose by nature, and many things believe in and uphold the so-called "mean" way of "getting by", and he neither rises nor bottoms in everything, but only seeks to be free and easy, so when he glanced at his crotch under the guidance of the wooden knight, he found that he was in full view of everyone this time, and accidentally made such a ...... The obscene and strong "limelight", after successfully incarnating a "trouser brother", even with the cheekiness he had cultivated in his previous life for decades, it was difficult to accept it for a while, and he only felt that his face was full of hot and spicy pieces, like a fire!

......

However, in fact, he became a perverted exhibitionist under carelessness this time, and Xie Yu can't be blamed entirely......

A few years ago, when the unscrupulous old mage Gandalf was still in the name of "master", when he was eating and drinking at Xie Yu's house, one night after being full of wine and food as usual, the old mage leaned on the back of the chair and burped and picked his teeth, while boasting about various heroic deeds in his youth with the listless little Xie Yu next to him, but somehow, he bragged indiscriminately with a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, and as a result, he talked about the dragon clan while bragging.

Even with the old mage's indecent appearance of being crazy all day long, when it comes to the dragon clan, the old guy's original hippie smile immediately seems to have unconsciously converged a little:

"Those big guys who look like lizards, their strength is really not blown, not to mention the strength of the body, all kinds of dragon magic are also powerful...... However, it is still not enough to see in front of the old man, when your master and I were famous on the continent, they didn't know that they were hiding in that hole and pestering the old female dragon to drink milk......! Hah!hehehe......"

Speaking of this, the old mage, who had just been serious for less than three seconds, suddenly laughed twice.

The old mage has been living in his own house for nothing for several years, Xie Yu naturally knows that this old guy will brag every time he drinks too much, and he will brag unbridledly, so Xie Yu has always only scoffed at this kind of self-praise full of loopholes, but the old mage's two "hehe" sneering made him involuntarily prick up his ears.

Because, although this old fellow is a braggart, but that drunk, lustful, greedy and obscene face can be called ugly, although it is shameful, but ...... It is indeed very appetizing for Xie Yu!

And every time the old mage laughs like this, he will definitely say something that interests Xie Yu!

Sure enough, the old mage smiled wickedly while raising his eyebrows at Xiao Xie Yu, who suddenly had some energy!

Xie Yu thinks that if you want to find the most accurate word to describe the old guy's smile, then this word will definitely be - obscene!

And if you have to add an adverb in front of it to emphasize it, then it is - "extremely very" obscenity!!

The old mage is very tall, slender, but very thin, extremely thin, thin is already skinny, when he pretends to be Sven on weekdays, he does not smile, his white clothes and white hair are fluttering, and he stands with his hands in the wind, but he is quite a bit of bluffing of a master in the world.

But as soon as he laughed, the two cheeks that were originally skinny like a knife would immediately stand up two pieces of horizontal flesh abruptly, plus two broad bean eyebrows, and a pair of triangular eyes, and the triangular eyes still emitted a lewd and obscene fierce light......

Well...... Let's put it this way, when this old guy usually pretends to be a high-ranking person, he looks like a human, but as long as he laughs like this, he definitely looks like the kind of weird Shu Huang who seduces little Lori......

The old guy looked like a thief when he laughed, but when he raised his eyebrows again, it suddenly became even more obscene!

Xie Yu is extremely firm in his belief that with this appearance and style, as long as the old guy walks on the street, even if he is polite and extremely friendly and smiles at any girl, the girl will definitely be frightened immediately, and then shout "indecent"!

And the suspicious and vigilant gaze of the patrol soldiers is naturally even more indispensable......

And if the old guy is captured by the security soldiers, when he tries to defend himself, the soldiers only need to throw a sentence -

"You look like a very rude little girl!"

......

Then, Xie Yu believes that this can definitely be done to close the case......

Nothing, just because the old mage laughed like he looked at was really obscene and obscene!

By the way, who made you born with the face of a rapist? No one would believe that someone who can make such a smile can be a good person......

Well, in comparison, I sometimes seem to laugh a little bit...... It's obscene, but compared to the old guy, I'm definitely a serious person, and I should send myself a big certificate of good citizenship!

In such a comparison, he is definitely a good young man in society......

- Xiao Xie Yu once looked at the bronze mirror and repeatedly compared his smile with the old guy's smile, and came to this conclusion......

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Uh-huh...... It's far away, back to the point.

The old guy smiled strangely, pretended to stroke the thin beard on his chin, and then brought a white head close to Xiao Xie Yu, who was supporting his ears:

"Boy, you know that dragons like to collect treasures, right? some shiny things, like gold, silver, treasures, pearls, diamonds, etc., huh...... This seems to have been told to you before, you should know this, so in the future, if you run out of money, just tell the master, and the master will take you to the mountains to find a dragon, and copy its nest to rob the money...... But dragon blood, dragon blood, do you know what it does......"

“...... I don't know!" Xiao Xie Yu spread his hands honestly.

"Actually, every dragon is definitely a treasure in itself......"

"The dragon is the most powerful creature, this is recognized by the mainland, although the dragon patriarch is very ugly, but its body is extremely strong, first of all, in the face of physical attacks, it has super defense, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is even the strongest defense, such as the dragon's scales, the strength is extremely high, even if it is the shield played by the best craftsmen among our human beings, it is definitely not as strong as the dragon scales...... Ordinary attacks can't penetrate it at all, and the dragon scales on the dragon clan are not more than hundreds or thousands, so it is difficult to hurt the dragon clan!"

"Moreover, if the dragon scales are only hard, it is not surprising, and another point is that because the vast majority of magic is inherently repulsive to metal, it is difficult to bless magic on the armor made of metal, even if it is an alchemist, only a very few extremely clever can do it, but I heard that an alchemist with this strength has died of old age, and there is not much left...... However, dragons are a natural race of magic, and dragon scales ...... Well, or any part of the dragon's body, it has natural magical attributes!, so even a magic apprentice can easily bless the dragon scales with the magic he is good at...... Turn an ordinary dragon scale, which is already extremely strong, into a physical and magical defense ...... Shield!"

"Dragon's teeth, mainly made into dragon's tooth sword, or made into the spearhead of a long spear, itself is already hard and sharp, and if you are blessed with magic...... Have you ever heard of dragon tooth swords, and dragon spears? They are all actually made from dragon teeth......

"Dragon skin, it's also a kind of magic defense equipment, and it has a higher defense against the magic of this attribute, but it also has a certain defensive effect against the low-level magic of other attributes......!

"Well, I almost forgot about the dragon tendons, the dragon tendons are extremely tough, and they also have magical attributes, ordinary swords are not cut at all, but they have excellent elasticity and stretchability, and they are extremely flexible...... It can be used to make bowstrings, and there were once several bows on the mainland that could be called artifacts, and the bowstrings were made of dragon tendons supplemented by extremely complex processes...... But well, those bows, where are they actually called artifacts?......!

Xie Yu remembered that when he first said this, the old guy's eyes seemed to glance at the black stick he was playing with, and then he sneered twice for some reason, and his tone seemed to be quite disdainful.

And when it finally came to the dragon's blood, the old guy seemed to suddenly be in good spirits, and those triangular eyes emitted a lewd and evil light-

"Dragon's blood, dragon's blood is a great thing! hehe...... And in comparison, the other dragon scales, dragon teeth, dragon tendons and other things are weak, they can only be made into various equipment, passively to defend against the enemy's external attacks, and dragon blood...... If you have a chance to hunt a dragon in the future...... Well, don't embarrass you, as long as you can get a little dragon blood, then don't let it go, because dragon blood has a strong magical power, it will strengthen your muscles, bones and skin, you just need to apply it to any part of your body, remember, any ......part!

As he spoke, the old mage took a deep breath, and in the strange laughter, the obscenity in his eyes and tone increased instead of decreasing, and he winked at Xiao Xie Yu again: "It will be ...... Hehe, it's as hard as iron!"

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